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hiii, love your little tabling-guys :333 have a great day!!
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 weeks ago

THANK YOU!! You too! I love the creatures in your art gallery!

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tw33dlieweenie's avatar tw33dlieweenie 4 weeks ago

@tabf5 the creatures thank you lots<3

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tw33dlieweenie's avatar tw33dlieweenie 4 weeks ago

added your button!

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 weeks ago

will add yours to mine!

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The country leaderboard on the Free Stickers page is a bloodbath for 2nd place. It used to be Belgium at the front, then Poland came in and swept everyone, then Canada crushed it, and now Australia is back in front as of 5 minutes ago. DAMN! Lot of Americans on Neocities though because the US is still in the lead by 10x
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amaxivermis's avatar amaxivermis 4 weeks ago

I find it interesting how you've sent more stickers to Australia than the UK despite the population being smaller

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 weeks ago

yeah I've noticed there's a LOT of people on here from Australia and Poland specifically

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figurea's avatar figurea 4 weeks ago

antarctica for second we can do this penguins

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 4 weeks ago

emmm hello yes Im polish

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My local theater added a Digital Circus Finale showing at 11 in the morning that is completely empty. My PTO at my job has not run out. I have an opportunity to watch this at the funniest time ever
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vinum-sabbathi's avatar vinum-sabbathi 1 month ago

Watching TADC with my fat cigar laughing uproariously every time the funny king guy is on screen like Cape Feare.

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oscarspage's avatar oscarspage 1 month ago

watching it like that don draper reaction pic

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shpeck's avatar shpeck 1 month ago

"Aha, I am quite fond of this bunny character"

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tabf5 updated their site.
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

Updated sticker counts, added some buttons... and for the first time in a while, a new entry on the /100 page!

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coffeeplant's avatar coffeeplant 1 month ago

THANK YOU!!! I am so honored. I love my little guy!!! :D

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underwhite's avatar underwhite 1 month ago

wait? when did you revamp your home page??? (w update btw)

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

@underwhite I didn't revamp it, I added a custom preview thumbnail to it! It was meant to celebrate the launch of the Main Works page I posted a week ago. Here's a page that explains how you can make your Neocities profile have a different thumbnail than how your homepage actually looks: https://control-neocities-thumbnail.neocities.org/

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That Mount Rubicon story was beautiful. I love the callback to the main page background :D
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

Thank you so much dude!! I can't wait to make and share more with you and everyone

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Oh brother. So someone emailed me asking for free stickers, and kept trying to add delivery instructions to it about throwing it on a balcony. I explained I can't have the mailman do that, but was then told to make sure the address was correct. After I mailed the envelope the person finally mentions they're trying to get the stickers past their parents and says again to throw them on the balcony, ignoring what I said
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

Can't believe I gotta put a rule on the Free Stickers page about this, but I will not send stickers to your house if you don't have permission to order them. This kid is gonna get in trouble with their parents

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barndoors's avatar barndoors 1 month ago

wait you dont hand deliver everything?? what have we been paying for!! im giggling so hard..miss days like that

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scornfullest's avatar scornfullest 1 month ago

yeahh i kinda understand their situation, ive no access to order anything online so i never dare enter any free stuff things to get it delivered to me because i don't want to explain myself to my parents, but id never ask someone to try to sneak a package past my parents lmao

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rusty-bytes's avatar rusty-bytes 1 month ago

Note to postal worker: please throw stickers on the roof in the style of Walter White throwing a pizza

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pacrobat's avatar pacrobat 1 month ago

if I order some can you tape them to a brick and throw them through my window? I has to be at night because my parents are asleep and I don't want to wake them up. k thx

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figurea's avatar figurea 1 month ago

okay but i’m still allowed to ask you to mail a sticker to 225088 gonggong right

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keysklubhouse's avatar keysklubhouse 1 month ago

Must be a fairly young kid to think that'd work, too. Weird.

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

note to postal worker: arrive at 225088 gonggong at exactly 3:00 PM. take the first right and look for a traffic cone. when you see it, walk up to it and meow quietly. my middleman will give you the address you'll have to go to next. when you arrive you will meet an elderly woman. the codeword is "cement". if she responds "carrots", give her the sticker, close your eyes, and let her escort you. if she responds "maggo

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

t", leave immediately. it wasn't meant to be

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lentil-brainworld's avatar lentil-brainworld 1 month ago

note to postal worker: you HAVE to do the hokey pokey and turn around before delivery.

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 1 month ago

What does he think this is? Paperboy on NES?

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tabf5 updated their site.
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

Small update: I pulled the MC-101 from the Device Museum and put a pretty big rant on the PO-33. Long story short- if you've ever heard of music grooveboxes or hardware samplers and they sound even slightly cool, be very very very careful to not catch G.A.S.

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naomiisback's avatar naomiisback 1 month ago

I love the absurdity of the unc meter in my group we refer to some people as "yunc" like a young unc

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barndoors's avatar barndoors 1 month ago

the pocket operators are so neat. GAS is real, i got my knockout and had it for a month before copping the tonic...then the op1..then a 404...then my mpc... i dont even make cool music man wth

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

@barndoors EXACTLY man, it's crazy how addicting it can be to just collect them. I had to write the thing I did to hopefully convince my future self not to bother with new gear lmao

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

@naomiisback Heh. Yuncle. funny word

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encounters-ltd's avatar encounters-ltd 1 month ago

i have the Pocket Operator sub, arcade, and office (this was back before they ramped up the price to like 99 for the arcade?? it's not THAT versatile like the K.O.). i've had fun using them for music in the past but i am definitely stopping myself from buying the rest; teenage engineering's practices disappoint me

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encounters-ltd's avatar encounters-ltd 1 month ago

(plus it's probably way easier for me to just use openmpt than bog myself down in synths HEHEH)

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Is anyone having issues with Neocities? If so, are you on Firefox? I'm on Brave and haven't had issues so far, but the amount of people saying they see errors is spiking unbelievably. ------------------------- UPDATE: It's not the browser, it might be happening to European users only. See comments below
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sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 1 month ago

ayup, throwing some 500s here n there and im on firefox (and stubborn)

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

To be clear I dont want to fault anyone using Firefox, I was just wondering if that was the cause. Someone else confirmed in another post that it's NOT Firefox-related, I just have no idea why I haven't seen the errors myself yet

brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

firefox. ive been seeing 500s recently as well. first it was secure connection errors, now its those AND 500-codes

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

You know what- it might be related to one of their CDN nodes. (https://status.neocities.org/) The common factor I see in everyone posting about the errors is that they're in Europe

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sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 1 month ago

for science: im served from frankfurt

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

also frankfurt. they might be having some mad issues

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 1 month ago

currently served by amsterdam and so far havent had issues since yesterday (idk which node i was with then), wonder if it is linked to frankfurt?

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kanandraw's avatar kanandraw 1 month ago

What did europeans users do.........,.,.

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psittacism68's avatar psittacism68 1 month ago

I was having some issues here in Europe (Belgium). So I logged in via a VPN (connected to the US), and it seems to be working now.

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pacrobat's avatar pacrobat 1 month ago

cloudflare outage in germany https://radar.cloudflare.com/outage-center probably related

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I'm so excited to make a story/audiobook/novel/whatever for the other tablings now! They're going to be the testing ground before I attempt even bigger stories (with taller characters.) Thank you again everyone for all those wonderful messages about Mount Rubicon and the Main Works page!! Neocities is literally the best place to be
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elwind-cervus's avatar elwind-cervus 1 month ago

I'm so excited to see what other stories you have in store!!

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shittymeat999's avatar shittymeat999 1 month ago

IM LITERALLY SO EXCITED AND I CANT WAIT FOR MORE!! I LOOOVE SEEING HOW PPL CAN TELL STORIES IN HTML

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strawberry-transneu's avatar strawberry-transneu 1 month ago

I can't wait dude I'm in love with what you created :]

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 1 month ago

Can't wait for more!!! :D

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dabu18's avatar dabu18 1 month ago

Oh my goodness, I just watched it on the site and it’s amazing! Very high quality too. I look forward to seeing more and congrats on getting it done!

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Do you have a site button yet? I can't find it if so
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ruztbug's avatar ruztbug 1 month ago

not yet, ill lyk. I really liked your story time btw!

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

thank you!!

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