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ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 day ago

Yelling about how I hate caves. Don't make me go in a cave

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 1 day ago

I really love visiting caves as long as it's an organized cave tour where i'm vertical 100% of the time. But I'd probably also hate them if I'd been forced to blindly crawl around in one as a kid. That seems like an insane school trip!

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 day ago

Guaranteed verticality definitely improves the cave experience. But I think even then I would be suspicious!

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 4 days ago

Today I am yapping about finishing a draft of my book, and also about my love for the Nine Inch Noize album

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 4 days ago

congrats on finishing the draft, that's a huge accomplishment!

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 week ago

New rambling blog post and a bunch of random smaller updates

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 1 week ago

Will always enjoy day in the life type blogs. Will probably always prefer buying music online to avoid the (likely imaginary) judgment of the record store employees

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I really enjoyed reading through your blog archives. Your writing is great. Also "Hello you porcelain-faced softbody clowns" is how I would like to be welcomed to every website from now on.
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audreyworme's avatar audreyworme 1 week ago

I'm enjoying yours too, hello fellow book writer/animal crosser/Slayyyter and NIN enjoyer/porcelain-faced softbody clown~

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 3 weeks ago

New page recommending Flame War Theater because I think it's funny to watch a bunch of guys in Spirit Halloween costumes do dramatic performances of old forums threads

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 3 weeks ago

Blog post about a long weekend trip to the forest.

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notprincehamlet's avatar notprincehamlet 3 weeks ago

sounds like it was such a cool trip! i would've loved to see that hideous circus bedroom lol

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 3 weeks ago

The circus bedroom was wild lol. They had a four poster bed decked out like a big top circus tent, and then it opened onto a tower room called "the jazz turret". Also so many clowns

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 3 weeks ago

Cool trip, cute ponies

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 month ago

I added a new section where I recommend things I like (first up is The Lair of the White Worm) but this meant that every single page got updated with the new sidebar link. I also made some smaller updates to other pages so check the changelog for details.

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 month ago

Also this is not an April Fools thing. I forgot that was happening

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