a bait shop? ...in space?

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You can doordash crickets from the pet store. What does the doordash driver do if a cricket order is cancelled?? Do they just have crickets now??? I couldn’t sleep last night cause I was thinking about this
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p7uen's avatar p7uen 13 hours ago

Only one way to find out...

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calzonie's avatar calzonie 12 hours ago

snacktime...

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 8 hours ago

Dip them in chocolate lol

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music-by-margaruine's avatar music-by-margaruine 22 hours ago

you would be such a great illustrator for a children's book <3

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monsterousseas's avatar monsterousseas 11 hours ago

this is gorgeous!!

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i love dr pepper in a big and greedy way
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8ballreject's avatar 8ballreject 1 day ago

me with sprite

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p7uen's avatar p7uen 1 day ago

Garfriend's transformation into Forrest Gump continues apace.

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 day ago

@p7uen i have the sudden urge to start a shrimp company

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 1 day ago

Good choice!

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neopetgameboy's avatar neopetgameboy 1 day ago

i share this greediness

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 2 days ago

Whats your opinion on Fiats?

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 2 days ago

@barracudachan they’re unreliable asfff, but I think they’re really cute. Fiat panda 4x4 is so rad. I do prefer minis tho

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 days ago

im behind on the feed and just saw the fujifilm character. i love

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 3 days ago

Cars added: ford ka + amc pacer

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 3 days ago

Love looking for birds. And listening for them. The ones in my neighborhood have been screaming all morning

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neopetgameboy's avatar neopetgameboy 3 days ago

i live in a very different climate than you but sorrel should come back! maybe it just needs a little more time.

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First busch apple of the year. They don’t taste as good..
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elwind-cervus's avatar elwind-cervus 5 days ago

Blegh, sorry to hear. I had a watermelon recently that was fresh grown but so bitterrrr, I hope the fruit sweetens as the seasons progress!

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 5 days ago

@elwind-cervus oh! It’s a beer! Not a fruit! Wishing many sweet watermelons in your future tho!!!

cop asked about my doorbell camera (aqara not ring) regarding a car theft, but idk if he saw the one billion dome security cameras around the rest of the house...
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My tumblr turning 13 today was a slap in the face
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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 1 week ago

Soon, it's gonna be smoking and saying "You're not my real Dad!"

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 week ago

Mine's old enough to vote

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I remember my fellow bartenders/servers excited to not be taxed on tips, but now we all owe taxes ahaha funny that’s so awesome…
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nicedifferentunusual's avatar nicedifferentunusual 1 week ago

I don't know how you Americans do it with your tipping culture. It's just an excuse for businesses to not pay you properly.

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 week ago

@nicedifferentunusual yes and bc of the tips, no one can afford to unionize nor would they want to :/

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ladyinbed's avatar ladyinbed 1 week ago

dat sounds rough. tipping isn’t common where I live, but it’s crazy how govts. keep finding ways to squeeze more money out of us.

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 week ago

"Oops! Sorry Mr. IRS, literally no one tipped me this year. Yeah yeah, not even in cash. Crazy right?" B) bulletproof alibi. Jokes aside I fucking hate what this country does to servers' wages

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lindentea's avatar lindentea 1 week ago

oh, huh. when i was a barista i distinctly recall needing to report all tips paid w/ credit, and we were "supposed" to report our cash tips, but nobody i know ever reported *all* of them.

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lindentea's avatar lindentea 1 week ago

(Maryland btw)

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 week ago

@lindentea tips were reported but the big beautiful bill made it so tips aren’t taxed

tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 week ago

YES!!!! Tips now go to private healthcare premiums instead of the federal government we get a say in. #winning

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hyperdermics's avatar hyperdermics 1 week ago

thats so weird, i got more back this year than usual bc of not taxing tips (barista in indiana))

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caminus's avatar caminus 1 week ago

happy spring!!

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 week ago

omg I actually flinched when I read that shower drain story. Noooo!!!

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 week ago

Also, rest in peace Bear. He sounds like he was a lovely and well-loved cat.

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 1 week ago

What a sweet cat <3 House centipedes are my nemesis. I call them racers because they’re so damn fast 😩

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 week ago

@oopsiedoodle my partner and I joke that they always look like they have somewhere important to be which is charming imo

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