TabF5

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I've spent the whole month scrapping and redesigning this Main Works page. I feel like a moron continuously trying to make this fancy and then overshooting and failing, but it will be worth the effort. I hope! Don't worry I'm taking breaks and pacing myself and stuff too
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strawberry-transneu's avatar strawberry-transneu 1 month ago

Itll be worth it in the end and we'll all love what you're doing, im sure!

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chilblands's avatar chilblands 1 month ago

the journey is part of the destination! be easy on yourself and take care

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ledenstars's avatar ledenstars 1 month ago

im sure it will be worth it!! take good care of yourself and try to have fun with it! :)

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underwhite's avatar underwhite 1 month ago

doing mistakes is good 👍 it’s part of the process you’ll get there

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

ty guys you are so sweet

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This chicken plays the piano https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jirr9ErBaG0
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

man i fuckin love chickens😭

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 1 month ago

Guys a chicken plays better on piano than me :(

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 1 month ago

Smart little yard birds lol

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figurea's avatar figurea 1 month ago

billions of years of evolution led up to this very moment

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 1 month ago

they are pretty easy to train, as theyre deeply food motivated and intelligent. they can also count, do basic maths, recognise faces (and prefer beautiful people), sing, recognise themselves in mirrors, have a language, etc

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ledenstars's avatar ledenstars 1 month ago

i love Jokgu chicken and this made my day

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vinum-sabbathi's avatar vinum-sabbathi 1 month ago

Have yall seen that really old sideshow attraction of a duck that did a "duet" with its handler

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amaxivermis's avatar amaxivermis 1 month ago

we've got a dinosaur playing the piano, awesome

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music-by-margaruine's avatar music-by-margaruine 1 month ago

This fun fact was VALIDATED by TRUE Neocities WEBMASTERS

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lucysdying's avatar lucysdying 1 month ago

the chicken has suck a jazzy feel

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Just wasted so much time on something I had to scrap in the end. I was trying to recreate one of those trivision billboards but with vanilla CSS and it keeps lagging my computer like crazy, and I don't have a weak computer
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

Yeah I could animate it and use a GIF, or figure out how to repurpose https://codepen.io/amit_sheen/pen/WNOroWM OR https://www.cssplay.co.uk/menu/css3-3d-billboard.html but it'll be easier if I just make my page simpler. So nevermind

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skigothy's avatar skigothy 1 month ago

aw damn that sounds like it would've been so cool!! wish it was easier to get stuff like this to work without external libraries

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ichomancer's avatar ichomancer 1 month ago

The worst feeling :( I'm in a similar boat. I think the 3d billboard animations do look awesome!

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

i would use canvases for this but at the same time that would require preloading the next page and storing it out of view and like writing transformation functions and ok yeah i can see why that would be complicated. shit

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joxi's avatar joxi 1 month ago

damn thats a shame

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psychicnewborn's avatar psychicnewborn 1 month ago

had similar experiences. some things just lag like crazy on css, like big blurs or drop-shadows.

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underwhite's avatar underwhite 1 month ago

damnit, I guess you have to go for the gif option

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

@psychicnewborn can confirm. if you want to lag your site the best way to do it is to stack a lot of blurs. my pre-molt site used to have like 3 different blurs stacked on top of each other on rare occasions

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 1 month ago

shhhhhhhhh I love blur.....

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tabf5 updated their site.
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

Unfortunately, not only has @chesca deleted her site, but @shittymeat999 confirmed she deleted her email account too. I've now moved chesca's button to the new Inactive/Offline section on my button wall. I hope she's doing better now wherever she is, her blog posts were really poignant and thoughtful

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greenapl's avatar greenapl 1 month ago

I got pickles

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

thank you gweenapl

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I generally avoid using any forums (such as Melonland) or chatboxes on Neocities. For anyone that does: am I missing out on anything cool? Or am I okay just using this Neocities feed
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xyllria's avatar xyllria 1 month ago

I thought i would avoid them when I got here but I changed my mind I like tagging people and it’s fun to provide a chat box ambience ina way sometimes. I had a horrible experience with harassment a month or two ago with cbox that I had issues handling with a free account however.

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adiosmazzy's avatar adiosmazzy 1 month ago

a chatbox basically feels like a lower-effort version of a guestbook...i've considered removing mine just because having a guestbook makes it redundant. but for anyone wanting to drop a quick hello without a longer message it's nice to have

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 1 month ago

I only put one on my site so people can talk to me directly. That way nobody can ban me.

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solaria's avatar solaria 1 month ago

i think chatboxes/comments/guestbooks are nice for letting people who dont have a neocities account comment on your site! forms are cool for finding other people in the personal web who might not be hosted on neocities, or who may not update often enough to be easily discovered ^^ now i've never really hung out in someones chat box and chatted with other people there, but i do think forums are neat

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skigothy's avatar skigothy 1 month ago

i rarely post, but i browse the melonland forum pretty often. there's some interesting discussions as well as useful resources/guides that i wouldn't have found anywhere else

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amaxivermis's avatar amaxivermis 1 month ago

I mean having a guestbook lets other people outside of neocities have a first greeting like the activity feed similar to neocities, which there are since there's other places like nekoweb, having a guestbook is pretty nice though I haven't had a chatbox before, although forums seem pretty nice but i gotta give some a try soon

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kirbydogs's avatar kirbydogs 1 month ago

chatboxes are super cool, although they can come with downsides (also known as Trying to use CBOX) - nobody really visits them due to the fact that it's kinda random and nerve-wracking but like a guestbook it's cool to have

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

I see, yeah I heard people hang out frequently on onio.club but I'm a little iffy with how quickly a public chatbox can go off the rails. I think it's about time I check out the MelonLand forums though. Thanks everyone!

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rusty-bytes's avatar rusty-bytes 1 month ago

psssst come to Treefort

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

I don't know what that is but I will find it

dequake's avatar dequake 1 month ago

eh, it's a little bit of both. it's a fun way to socialize, but I grew bored. i think its strengths is in creating a community that is very passionate about a specific thing, and i just don't get passionate about stuff like that, so not much to talk about

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My favorite track on your site is the one that plays on the very first screen, but I noticed it only plays whenever I go to your site from your Neocities profile, even with the refresh instructions you have. I'd recommend adding JavaScript for the welcome page that tries running .play() again whenever there's another click anywhere on the page
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normalnpc's avatar normalnpc 1 month ago

odd. ill try and fix that.

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normalnpc's avatar normalnpc 1 month ago

i think i fixed it

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

YES it works awesome now!

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aw man, where'd @chesca go? :(
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two-reeler's avatar two-reeler 2 months ago

She made a post about how her irl friends found her site. I don't think she was happy about it. I hope she's OK.

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 2 months ago

She's probably ok. At least I hope. She mentioned that she was thinking about deleting her site and that's probably what happened. I will miss her :(

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amaxivermis's avatar amaxivermis 2 months ago

Oh I've been on her website before, didn't interact with her but it looks like the website is down so it's been deleted, I've had an irl acquaintance find my website and ask me about one of the things I made but didn't care about the scalie-ness of me anyways, but I hope she's okay

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 2 months ago

She turned it off for now. I think she was embarrassed that her irl friends found her website

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shittymeat999's avatar shittymeat999 2 months ago

Yeah, I hope she's okay... seems like things have been hard for her lately

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

Damn, I definitely missed that announcement post. Hope she's okay

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

oh SHIT she's really gone. at first she just changed the site name so i thought it was just that. rest in peace soldier

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sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 1 month ago

didnt know of her site til now, but hope she's doing okay yeah, i kinda know the feeling (had to funnel the journal-y bits of my site-constellation way more private recently for adjacent discomfort reasons)

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lobre's avatar lobre 1 month ago

damn i just logged on for the first time in a while :(

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adiosmazzy's avatar adiosmazzy 1 month ago

she posted her email awhile back while contemplating getting off of here, i sent her an email but idk how responsive she is. if you'd like to reach out it's ch3sca@proton.me

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shittymeat999's avatar shittymeat999 1 month ago

I just tried to email her, and i got an automatic response saying the email was deleted...

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

Oh shit.

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your tablings are so cool!!! i love them ! :D
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 months ago

Thank you!! Your site is awesome too, I love the specific shade of yellow. I will be screaming with the void for a good while

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greenapl's avatar greenapl 1 month ago

yoo less goo broooo

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Recently found out from brachypelmide that I'm following 192 people. The cool thing about that is that it's actually not overwhelming at all, because most people don't update their site every single day. If I was following 192 people on a standard social app where people can't really do anything but post, I would probably be drowning
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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 2 months ago

That's what makes Neocities such a goated place. The people here are a lot more creative and they also know when to take breaks from the internet

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solaria's avatar solaria 2 months ago

this is so real, im following so many people because i genuinely like their sites and want to see when they update, but my feed is not at all overhwelming. granted some people have not updated their site in years, but if they do come back I'll still be able to see it!

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 2 months ago

I like it because it’s a much more realistic depiction of a creative process. Social media encourages it to be fast and perfect but this format lays out a nice realistic timeline

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amaxivermis's avatar amaxivermis 2 months ago

Yeah this also makes art get burried as well, there's a reason why you see people repost their own stuff, in addition you can still see their changes later if you visit again which I like

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greenapl's avatar greenapl 2 months ago

i had beans today respect

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elwind-cervus's avatar elwind-cervus 2 months ago

It's been the biggest breathe of fresh air to consume with intent, verses the mindless slog of being fed. I'm so grateful for neocities!

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