kockatriceking
1 week ago
added subject 7's file and changed all pngs to ASCII to better suit the terminal aesthetic!
kockatriceking
1 week ago
its fucked on mobile rn though sorry mobile gang i will get around to that at some point (<- guy who lies)
brachypelmide
1 week ago
im gonna be honest dawg for a second i thought subject 13 was just the scout from tf2 😭 i should be put down
kockatriceking
1 week ago
I see it lowkey i do see it... curse of white guys with triangle jawlines. he's actually based off luca marinelli but like fuck i do see it... scout... lmaooo
kockatriceking
3 weeks ago
so. here it is. dog eat dog / canis canem's reskin... except it isnt finished. but ive been sitting on it being unfinished for a While and i'm getting ppl asking me about subject 13/505 and its like uhh. i dont wanna throw them to the old site. so here's a very shit version of the final site. everything works its just lacking all the content
brachypelmide
3 weeks ago
you nailed that crappy corpo aesthetic on noumenon holy fuck. down to the crusty jpeg as the background
kockatriceking
3 weeks ago
thank you, i crawled around far too many modern security services sites to find the perfect vibe. maddest thing is half these real sites are supposed to be professional but they're littered with poor grammar, misspellings, or crusty ass jpegs like damn bro, could at least put *some* effort in?
kockatriceking
3 weeks ago
oh also added "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" to cool sites page because it was one of the major inspirations behind TF13 and i genuinely cant believe i forgot to add it until now
kockatriceking
4 weeks ago
my evil planes are getting so much love this year... it warms my little chicken heart....
also i gotta add i only know 3 of these dogs, the fourth's a stray i fed half a mickey d's to and now he's following me and the fifth is the church guard dog and im vaguely concerned about whether its gonna let me leave or not. but the 3 dogs i know + the stray are fucking huge so maybe i can let them fight it out while i leave. whatever! the view is beautiful and the sun is setting over the mountain. all is good