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Lmao sorry I was trying to figure out how you got models to work on the website (I didn't notice you listing the literal source at the bottom) and I found your rant about web audio api (at least I think it's yours)
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 5 days ago

LOL yep! Glad you found the source!

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In case I haven't said it, Evan is my favorite Tabling lol
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 5 days ago

Makes total sense, his aura is unmatched

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 6 days ago

It's just another sticker count update, but with a twist: I will now only mail out stickers in a big batch every week, instead of as requests come in. This means people will have to wait up to an extra 7 days to get their free stickers. Surprised I didn't think of this idea earlier since I've spent this entire week of free time modeling tablings for /100 and printing sticker envelopes, but here we finally are

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 6 days ago

I also owe some people some tablings for /100 but that's now been downgraded to explicitly mention that I model them "wheneverly" because I got other shit to do. You'll get your tabby I promise...

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underwhite's avatar underwhite 5 days ago

so basically you model them whenever you feel like it, woaw

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 5 days ago

I mean off the record, I also want to do them weekly but just in case more life shit happens I've just removed any time promise at all. They can take a lot longer compared to sticker mailing

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strawberry-transneu's avatar strawberry-transneu 5 days ago

don't get burnt out bro!

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 5 days ago

when did unusual pyramid with buttcheeks appear on the carvings page? i love him

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weshi's avatar weshi 5 days ago

nice touch with the upside down usa flag :)

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phunk's avatar phunk 5 days ago

the widest butt cheeks. gotta canyon in the back.

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I just noticed onio unlisted his Neocities video that blew up on YouTube. I almost considered making my own video to take its place but then I remembered how nice it is to keep this place growing slowly. Not in like a weird gatekeepy we're-all-better-than-the-normies way but in a the-world-sucks-and-I'm-afraid-of-losing-Neocities-to-viral-growth way
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 week ago

yeah. especially because nowadays attention = ddos attacks from bots, and i dont think neocities has enough funding to reliably counterract a botnet if one were to target it

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 1 week ago

yeah but also I don't think a lot of people would join. Making a website is way harder than just creating an account and adding a picture :/

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 week ago

@nexos-den And that's why Neocities will stay good :)

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shittymeat999's avatar shittymeat999 1 week ago

I dont think its bad that ppl are finding out about indie web through videos!! (thats how I partially found out, because I B watching videoz) I wanna encourage more ppl to switch off socials to make their own sites!! however brachy has a point abt the bots...

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 1 week ago

i am a big supporter of more people moving away from mainstream socials, and there's plenty of free site templates around that i always like to encourage new users to play with (after all, i got into coding through making templates for my forum pages back when those were still cool). the greater concern is in greater userbase = greater expenses = selling out = enshittification

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powerduck's avatar powerduck 6 days ago

I'm only here because of that video admittedly. It came at the best possible time for me. I was off work recovering from a surgery feeling sorry for myself. Then I was captivated by his video and was so full of inspiration I spent just about every spare moment I had building a website and connecting with people. I think Neocities bar of entry is perfectly set. People who don't want to work on it won't last.

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dabric's avatar dabric 6 days ago

i like watching those videos and going ":o" when I see someone I recognize

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coffeeplant's avatar coffeeplant 6 days ago

fwiw-- it's back!! onio re-listed it hehe

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 6 days ago

ah.........

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 week ago

Nothing big today, just updating some sticker counts. Sweden has joined the party and Canada has taken the lead as the most international stickers received!

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jps-garage's avatar jps-garage 1 week ago

cool idea!!

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 week ago

Thank you! Your site is coming along nicely btw

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foggybear42's avatar foggybear42 1 week ago

YAYY CANADA 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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dequake's avatar dequake 1 week ago

yippee sweden represent. one is going my laptop and the other either at my favourite local crusty pub or the subway we will see

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 week ago

SUDDEN UPSET- Belgium is now at 6, tieing with Canada! Will update the site to reflect later

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mr-pibbs-site's avatar mr-pibbs-site 1 week ago

🌴🌙‼️

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NEW! The fan art section now shuffles the order of pieces every time you visit the page. There's also yet another new addition to the gallery, check it out at the bottom of https://tabf5.com/stuff now!
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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 1 week ago

Shout out to Garfriend! Nice art!

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Sorry if I'm not the only person you've met recently whose been nonstop raving about this laptop, but I did get a yellow Macbook Neo because of the EU-forced repairability AND to spite Microsoft. But it also rocks to use and I can't wait for when I can hack it to put ARM Linux on it someday
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 week ago

I also went to the Apple store an hour south in Delaware to dodge the sales tax and even dug up my dusty old .edu email to claim the student discount. They didn't even check for any student email or ID, they just gave it to me and I do NOT look like a freshman lmao

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 week ago

I love using the apple student discount >:]

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 week ago

me, an arrogant linux user, *pushes up glasses*, heh, well, you should've gotten a ThinkPad *pyrotechnics explode behind me like in some concert* *an airplane flies by with a banner saying "WOW THAT WAS BADASS"* (im so fucking sorry for this lmao)

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 1 week ago

the only issue with it I have is the soldered on ssd :/ And hell yeah linux mentioned! But I think it will take a long while until drivers are developed for this one

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 1 week ago

yup upping that thinkpads are fucking amazing!!! Also framework is quite dope :)

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figurea's avatar figurea 1 week ago

reject windows. reject macos. as a matter of fact, reject linux. we must return to os/360

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mazapandust's avatar mazapandust 1 week ago

i did something similar a few years ago - macbooks were like $2k in mexico where i lived at the time so i took a bus to texas, crashed on a friend's couch for a few days, got a new macbook and came home all for much cheaper than buying one in MX

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mr-pibbs-site's avatar mr-pibbs-site 1 week ago

i saw it and was considering it even if only to play the one apple store exclusive katamari game(still mad about this)

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skigothy's avatar skigothy 1 week ago

a few months ago i got an m1 macbook pro from Back Market for about the same price as the discounted neo. i've honestly been annoyed with how much i enjoy it, as someone who's wanted to switch away from my iphone for years lol

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 week ago

Yeah it's funny, I don't have any other Apple device and I use this thing like a Linux user with the Terminal and shit, but man these laptops rock. Now that they're repairable anyway (I used to love Framework but the price tag on them... eeeesh)

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lankarta-project's avatar lankarta-project 1 week ago

The dominance of Microslop in laptops get weaker and weaker every day, I probably won't buy a macbook any time soon (the neo sounds good tho), but my lenovo would probably be fine with linux mint if I finally find some time to convert to the good side

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 week ago

Finally 100% fully caught up! There's a SHITLOAD of new sticker counts and countries on the Free Stickers page, a few new buttons and a new fanart on the Other Stuff page, and a handful of other little things. NOW I can get back to making other stuff

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blankbarrel's avatar blankbarrel 1 week ago

!!! The new tablings look SICK as hell, congrats on the move!!

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squidpie08's avatar squidpie08 1 week ago

the belgians seem to like your site, im belgian and i haven't requested a sticker but atleast two others have!

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chilblands's avatar chilblands 1 week ago

huh? you can mail to Antarctica?

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predawka's avatar predawka 1 week ago

you can send them to russia??

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 week ago

Lot of love from Belgium recently yes! Also yes you can technically mail to https://www.nsf.gov/geo/opp/antarctic-stamp-collecting and Russia is a deliverable country according to the USPS. Cuba/Iran/North Korea are off limits though

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ninevolt's avatar ninevolt 1 week ago

soon the entire map will be white and we will have worldwide peace through little guys

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 1 week ago

goddamn, the tabling army grows! they all look cool as hell

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Really cool website! Love the little woodwork guys. First button on my site and follow I have added!
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 week ago

Thank you!! I'm honored to be the first

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 week ago

Love the pocket sewing kit on your site too!

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Citytalk is shaping up nicely, awesome work man!!
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barndoors's avatar barndoors 1 week ago

thanks! im honestly surprised and pretty proud w how it's shaping up.

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barndoors's avatar barndoors 1 week ago

and thank YOU for having nice stealable lil assets for your nameplate border thingy

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