the spider den

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 3 days ago

thank you for coming to my TED talk

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pirahxcx's avatar pirahxcx 3 days ago

it's something to think about

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 days ago

i love TED talks. who the fuck is Ted

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handrambles's avatar handrambles 3 days ago

[Applause]

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pacrobat's avatar pacrobat 3 days ago

someone had to say it

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i didn't see your response to my mullvad post until now but i've been using posteo as an alternative to proton and while the user experience is more janky than with proton it's bearable and the prices are much lower while giving you basically the same feature set (12 EUR yearly instead of like 50 for proton)
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jaam's avatar jaam 1 week ago

oh wow thanks for the recommendation! will check proteo out then.

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i SWEAR im alive and not just three rotting corpses in a trenchcoat
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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 1 week ago

me except i am three corpses in a trenchcoat

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 1 week ago

Hmmmm I'm not sure... Can I take a bite so I can confirm you are alive?

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 6 days ago

i taste like cardboard and 10 years of childhood trauma i wouldn't recommend biting me

my bike of 4 years just had 3 catastrophic malfunctions back to back and is now destined only for the scrapyard and in those 10 minutes where i was watching my bike helplessly selfdestruct itself i have felt every human emotion possible and now i'm an empty husk
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EIN HUNDERT FOLLOWIEREN or however the germans say it YAY
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weska's avatar weska 1 week ago

HELL YEAHHHH!!!! GRATULIERE!!!!!

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 week ago

GUTEN JOBBEN 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️hundred spiders ja🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 1 week ago

JAAAAAA JUHUU YIPPEEEEE

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yesterday temperatures in Poland were as high as in Dubai
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weska's avatar weska 1 week ago

i thought i'd die

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 week ago

apparently the Eastern US is finally getting its turn at being set on fire this weekend with 40C temps oh boy!

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sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 1 week ago

[with the most regretful voice cos of yall having to endure this] thank you poland for taking the bullet for us (for now), sincerely, An Estonian (only gotten hit with nearly 30c at most here) (FOR NOW)

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PSA: mullvad's founder donated 5,000,000 USD to a swedish formerly-leftwing-now-rightwing-populist party. if you use mullvad you might want to consider other options. source: https://www.flamman.se/techprofil-ger-miljoner-till-orebropartiet/
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

also what is it with all of these guys just suddenly being like yeah whatever im a nazi now. first proton now this? at least with proton it was only 1 of their like 5 head executives supporting the trump admin but still.

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 weeks ago

why cant we just have nice things. I guess there's IVPN now?

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 2 weeks ago

Yup can't have nice things ig...

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

@tabf5 yeah i've seen ivpn being recommended. seems like that's the safe harbor for the time being

jaam's avatar jaam 2 weeks ago

would you happen to know of any alternative to proton? or if there is any good ones at all. it's what i use for email currently :/

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i fell off
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

the carpet and broke both tibiae, left femur, 32 other bones, suffered intense internal haemorrhaging, and died on the scene

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ninevolt's avatar ninevolt 2 weeks ago

bro fell off

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 weeks ago

my goat? washed? 💔

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sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 2 weeks ago

my goat? washed? with the most mediocre shampoo?

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38 heatwave coming in on sunday it was nice knowing yall holy SHIT
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

el nino more like el HOMBRE

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 weeks ago

why is the ocean frying Europe :( what did they do

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skep's avatar skep 2 weeks ago

My history class taught me that Europe has a lot to answer for

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 weeks ago

History be like "So that's what your grandparents did and now you get to live the consequences"

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figurea's avatar figurea 2 weeks ago

try redirecting the gulf stream

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pirahxcx's avatar pirahxcx 2 weeks ago

Come to Brazil - it's winter :)

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ah crap i'm getting concerningly close to 100 followers. i will, once again, do nothing to celebrate this, but i'll feel bad about it this time
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

also shoutouts to the one guy who sent the first ever question to my q&a straw.page

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 weeks ago

im preparing 100 spiders

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ichomancer's avatar ichomancer 2 weeks ago

Oh, hell yeah! I think 100 followers is the best milestone (I blame tabf5 for that) - Big Congratulations!!

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