My friend introduced me to a method that does not require you to host a JavaScript file, by means of redirection. I will set it up and let you know. Do you mind sending me an email if you intend to apply?
If you create a .json file that contains a list of members/urls (convert onionring vars to pure .json), I can fetch it with my static page generator.
Added calling for non-Unix OSs that are not Windows.