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This is *so* awesome!

take me down to the hot dog city where the buns are soft and the dogs are tasty

Honestly I thought this was going to be a guide to increasing the fluffiness of a hamster. Clickbait indeed!!!

Genuinely will be thinking about this hamster essay. Something about the conscientious listing of facts up to and INCLUDING the end just hits. Thinking about shame around "failure to love", which becomes so visible in its ABSENCE here. The child's mind..

"They threw them in the lake afterwards" is when I knew this essay should've won a Newbery Award

If we all had the pragmatism and emotional regulation of your 8 year old self, therapy would be a thing of the past!

I got halfway into this thing before I realized that the hamster is named Fluffy and you're not giving out tips about how to make your hamster fluffier.

lmao i too thought this was a guide on how to make a hamster fluffier

Update, I read it and I'm trying so hard not to laugh in the library... "THREW" is so wild I'm howling inside. Best blog post I've read in a really long time lmaooo

the matter of factness is hilarious, i can understand why teachers were probably cracking up at this

surely my extremely highbrow, once-in-a-generation hamster essay moved the teachers to tears of gratitude and awe, not laughter

peak fiction goat swag and raw

woah, the history of that knitted hat is so intresting! so gald its getting some good use :-O

I am planning on making this hat as well in a make-along next week! Love the history and the project behind it

I saw that Halloween one on eBay once and ALMOST got it, biggest regret that I didn't

I would commit crimes for that butterfly cardigan

browsing Michael Simon sweaters on eBay = my #1 way to pass time while bored at work. i love them all

holy moly these sweaters are amazing.. the butterflies & halloween ones are my fav!

this month's 100% accurate horoscopes from your trusted internet soothsayer

i love my inner beanie baby! i did short genetic research on garden dormouses last year so it feels very fitting

mine is so true and real!

i am choosing to believe you!

oh, i mean, of course it is true and real. these are 100% accurate guaranteed.

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