just your quarterly reminder of my pencil

Maybe we're going about this the wrong way. Maybe instead of finding the pencil, we just need to find Jerry.

That pencil is really really cool I can't lie

because of reasons, we can't ask jerry.

Who said anything about *asking* Jerry?

GoFundMe for a psychic detective?

perhaps, in the search to find the pencil, we will find ourselves

heartbreaking case. my condolences to the victims loved ones

LOVE the 'i want to believe' pencil poster, best of luck with the case 🫡

- I'm gonna look in every bag of pencils I see at the thrift store from now on - I'm gonna jump Jerry

Me: Knitwear in summer, are they nuts Also me: I am perpetually cold too though

Every single one of these filled me with delight, but I actually gasped at the backpack vest. Perfection.

the backpack one....i'm speechless.

The backpack is one of the most wearable Michael Simon pieces I've seen. It easily looks like it could have been made in 2026.

Pinata-backpack combo let's go because I'm crazy and I love bad ideas

making me want clothes i didnt know existed

The yard struggle is so real. Our dog has a neighborhood best friend that catches us outside sometimes and I would die if they got a tick from us and that is my sole mow-tivator this year.

i feel like people can be either a successful outdoor plant person or a successful indoor plant person because no one has the bandwidth to be both.

@neopetgameboy despite my best efforts, I am neither. I only keep up with the vegetables because I want good tomatoes haha

I'm reading a book called Concrete Botany and it has really cemented my belief that hands off yards are much better than lawn. I used to joke in south fl that peeps would stoop to paint their darn lawn just to make it even more fake :p One day I aspire to be a full on garden person that is super hands off, but for now I periodically check on my container mint and parsley plant and triumphantly gloat that they live

Plants are so strange. I feel like they are judgemental. My partner isn't a plant person, but I left him to care for my garden while I was away. Beyond the weeds, it looks great! However, if I baby the plants and do everything I can for them, they wilt. I just think plants hate certain people.

@dicjournal I would love to transition my lawn into low-maintenance native plants at some point. Luckily it's pretty small, so it should be doable eventually

I have the same type of peonies outside my home, so beautiful but frick! I wish the blooms lasted longer than five minutes 🙂‍↕️The weeds in my neighborhood are so bad, I think we are going to try and clover our yard for a lower maintenance, easier on the feet experience

@daynasdumbdump Yep, my peonies are already dead lol. clover yards are so pretty

farm fresh horoscopes

You're right. I AM cool, creamy, and collected.

Cancer, huh? That explains a lot (what it explains, I don’t know)

yay for new opportunities!! scorpios are winning

@chilblands scorpios FTW!!!!

I'm a spider /\/\(. _ .)/\/\

I'm also a spider!

'Unfortunately, you've put it off so long that conflicts may be bigger on the inside than they first appear.' -- ahh, but what's one more week ;)

@pocketnotebook the stars do not seem to agree… 🔮

On my way to get my full-body reconstruction right now, I'm not waiting until next year

I feel an insane amount of anxiety when playing platformers. SURE, Yoshi is cute, but after the umpteenth fall into the pits of doom, I realize that no amount of cuteness can convince me that it's worth it 😅

I do alright at platforming as long as I don't have control of the camera lol

super serious scholarly research on gendered terms in the furbish language

(or: watch me waste time in the dumbest way possible)

Going to refer to the patriarchy as "The Dude Problem" from now on

I am a gender-neutral-dude sayer but I'm also WOKE so I do have a constant background hum of worry about whether it will offend anyone. May need to switch to dee-doh.

I would love it if people went around saying furbish terms with a straight face

You are the one true Furby ambassador

Do Furbies have their own male and female gender or do they just borrow our words?

Furbys are nonbinary. I believe the two gendered words in Furbish are actually the result of the original translators' cultural biases. Lmao.