Mini cucumbers are the best

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We are all Bromp on this blessed day

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I am now wondering if my new goal should be to knock Matt off of the high-score table altogether

i've been tempted by the kodak charmera.... also as someone who is HORRIBLE at math, i'm in absolute agreement with you about fart math.

fart is grosser than burp for sure

I have known someone who had the same fart math, you must excise them from your lives entirely.

Something else to think about related to fart math: I experimented briefly with saying that I was full of sick. I.e. if you ate loads of pizza you might say "Man I'm so full of pizza". But if you were to hurl at that point, you wouldn't say "I just made pizza come out onto the floor right? What's in there is already surely classified as sick right? So we should say I'm full of sick. Please like and subscribe.

Waluigi is right. Burps happen at closer range usually, it feels more personal. @p7uen But isn't sick (or 'vomit' as i understand it to be) only so when ejected? I don't think we can name the entirety of the 'digesting mass' after its displaced state. I think this ignores that it lives its own life inside us, out of view. To respect its independence, i will be "full of digesting mass".

(not reading the post linearly, I had missed that this was not a statement by the official Waluigi) I also think the MS set is incredible, this one clicks compositionally for me in a way they do not all do.

one of my friends can fart on command. its some next level black magic shit. also the math would depend on what the baseline burp and the baseline fart would be considered as in the statement... to Me Personally farts are a little more awkward but i'm a bit of a generous mostly-shameless burper so im #biased

hang on let's figure out this fart-burp coefficient right now (a + b)^n = ∑(k=0)^n (n ¦ k) a^k b^(n-k) a^2+b^2=c^2 mitochondria Hamlet by Shakespeare the math says 1 silent fart is 3 covered burps, 1 unrestricted belch equals 0.75 audible farts

Wow, I did not expect so much discussion around fart math. It is hard for me to believe that anyone would think a burp could ever be worse than a fart. @p7uen I understand the logic, but I refuse to call my meal sick while it’s still in my body. No. Just no. @manulzone Farts can happen at close range too. That would be worse. They come from butts.

@sneekrealm The human body is full of wonder. @tabf5 The math checks out. We have a fart genius in our midst

The butt is where things come out --> This makes the fart normal. The mouth is not where things come out --> This makes the burp abnormal. In its aberrence it is abhorrent. That is the last I will say on this matter.

kind of obsessed with this restaurant

i am really fond of this round up. the checkered board halloween ones are so nice. and the fall leaves! the turkey tail cleavage is too far though. absolutely not.

Every time you post a bunch of Michael Simon jumpers, I discover design elements that my puny brain could never have conceived (usually 17 of them at a time, all on the same item). Those dangling trick-or-treat pumpkin buckets are the work of a true maverick. Incredible work.

I think what the cat vest is missing is all the cats' buttholes.

oh my godddd the sequined cat one

@neopetgameboy There's also a Santa cleavage one!

@manulzone Be the change you want to see in the world

@oopsiedoodle Oh if I owned it I would be going at it with individual pink sequins

I love the Halloween theme ;)

thanks very much! :)

Good use of free will. I can imagine the oatmeal noise and it is making my spine hurt.

Good on you for taking the PTO and going home for the day.

Cat did a pollice verso and decided you did the right thing.

@p7uen She is very wise and fair

I also rarely take unplanned PTO but I just did today and was feeling unnecessarily guilty about it. I’ll take this as a sign that I made a good decision. Also love the Halloween decor!

the halloween colors are everything <3

SPOOKY <3

tastes like candycorn...

@liquidcult I'm choosing to believe you're one of those weird people who actually likes candy corn and am therefore taking that as a compliment 🎃

holy shit first

oh crap it's october!

damn!! you even had halloween icons ready and everything

Omg it's so cute!!

uhh, my horoscope nearly gave me a panic attack:)

FANTASTIC Halloween decor!! Horoscope was upsettingly accurate to my dismay.

yay!!

ween!!

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obsessed!!!!!

SPOOPSIE DOODLE

LOVE.

finished my october horoscopes miraculously early, so i decided to do this

It seems so obvious in retrospect that the perfect day wouldn't include the Sunday Scaries but nobody ever thinks to specify that, myself included

yay horoscopes! i've been waiting

@skep Oh yeah, it's a key part of the perfect day equation

the one-two of seeing the first spider ribbon then the other that has undergone "further subdivision", it brought a smile to my face.

these ribbons are just wonderful!!

thanks!