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In case you missed it, you can submit your site to the Internet Phone Book for it to appear in Issue 2! You also get a phone number that leads to your site whenever you use the dialer widget on the same page: https://internetphonebook.net/
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kirbydogs's avatar kirbydogs 2 months ago

thank you!

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dudalog's avatar dudalog 2 months ago

I've already submitted mine. Looking at the published entries for the first book however, full of professionally personal websites, I don't feel in the right place.

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divergentrays's avatar divergentrays 2 months ago

@dudalog - I know what you mean! Thought I'd find lots of sites like on Neocities, Nekoweb, etc and found a lot of really polished looking sites. BUT - my site is in there, too, and it definitely evokes an era and is not professional (but it's fun!). Soon as I figure out what stupid landscape my site is, I'm submitting it for the 2nd book.

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meyyebs's avatar meyyebs 2 months ago

oh wow how fun, i've submitted mine too!

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lentil-brainworld's avatar lentil-brainworld 2 months ago

thanks for talking about this again, id seen your previous post about it but completely forgot to submit ,:]

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vermi1ion's avatar vermi1ion 2 months ago

this is sweet thanks for sharing! just submitted

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coffeeplant's avatar coffeeplant 2 months ago

thanks for the reminder! i had come across the internet phonebook before post-issue 1 but before submissions were open for issue 2. much appreciated!!

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underwhite's avatar underwhite 2 months ago

I submitted that, hopefully people visit my site haha (I can't get the book myself)

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tabf5 updated their site.
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 months ago

THANK YOU FOR 100,000 VISITORS!!! Here's a photo update to celebrate, as well as a shit ton of new site buttons, a couple of sticker count updates, and a new fanart to boot. Still gonna be quietly working on that mysterious new "Main Works" page for the time being though

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 months ago

Big win for potato fans: Idaho has joined the sticker map. And a few others that I forgot

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 months ago

I am a moron and forgot to upload the other new fanart I got from crownanabread. Will do that tomorrow

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amaxivermis's avatar amaxivermis 2 months ago

CONGRATULATIONS ON 100K VIEWS!!!

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 months ago

There we go, added. THANK YOU EVERYONE!! Also wow, 1000 updates too now! Numbers with commas Moment

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Dude the new site rocks!! I love using the WASD menu on the About page and all the other little interactive bits you added, well done!
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tabf5 updated their site.
2 months ago
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 months ago

I plan to do the unthinkable... I'm going to finish my website. Expect things to be quiet for a while as I finally build out the "Main Works" page, the big thing I've really been wanting to make on Neocities. In the meantime though, a small update on sticker counts and such. Stay tuned

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kirbydogs's avatar kirbydogs 2 months ago

can you finish a website??? I don't believe you can! that. is. impossible!!!

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 2 months ago

I am so excited for the main works

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towerofvaffel's avatar towerofvaffel 2 months ago

cant wait to see

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strawberry-transneu's avatar strawberry-transneu 2 months ago

I knew there we going to be main works eventually... Hehehehehhe

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 months ago

a website is never truly finished

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plastigon's avatar plastigon 2 months ago

Finally...... the mystery page will be revealed.........

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greenapl's avatar greenapl 2 months ago

Wonderful apples🤩🤩🤩😃😃😃👍✌️🙏☮️🕊️🌿💯💯💯🍏🍞🦆

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dabu18's avatar dabu18 2 months ago

Wowee! :O good luck!

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Feels good to have free time to browse the Global Activity tab again
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underwhite's avatar underwhite 2 months ago

omg same I do that too, I discovered onio by this way

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greenapl's avatar greenapl 2 months ago

I like bread

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That moment when you submit an Amazon return and they just tell you to keep the thing. Guess I got a free mini projector
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 months ago

I actually didn't have any uses for it but now I realize I don't need the printer for my captioned photo updates anymore. Assuming this thing can get bright enough lmao

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 2 months ago

one time i got a free couch this way (not from amazon) because they sent the wrong couch.

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strawberry-transneu's avatar strawberry-transneu 2 months ago

got a designers hat because they've sent me a wrong one.

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 months ago

I should also mention that I try to only use Amazon whenever I'm in-between moving places or genuinely can't buy something anywhere else, I can't imagine how much wasted stuff is out there from Amazon's loose return policy. I usually buy in-person or off eBay (they sell new stuff too)

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 2 months ago

no judgment from me. sometimes amazon is a necessary evil.

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pacrobat's avatar pacrobat 2 months ago

nothing wrong with using Amazon every now and then, I will say though, you should shop around. Not for the morality of it but because you can sometimes get stuff cheaper and/or faster if you order direct from manufacturers

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 2 months ago

Time for some wacky protection mapping

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shittymeat999's avatar shittymeat999 2 months ago

heres what I learned: amazon has a program where they donate returned items to organizations and stuff!! my local spot where they find housing for homeless lgbt folks had some random stuff from amazon that was donated when I visited a creative event they hosted! neat stuff!! they should do that with everything thats returned imo

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shittymeat999's avatar shittymeat999 2 months ago

also, theres no ethical consumption under capitalism, so like.., Amazon is hard to avoid sometimes, when you need something (I work there. the greed people have is crazy. I have bruises on my legs from cat litter)

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Hello I'm John Facebook and im buy your website for 1 million dollars
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 months ago

NO DEAL!!!!

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Neocities has been acquired by Facebook
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 months ago

April fool

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rusty-bytes's avatar rusty-bytes 2 months ago

I would jump off the side of the earth

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bevweb's avatar bevweb 2 months ago

no this is true (i go by facebook now)

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houseinthewoods's avatar houseinthewoods 2 months ago

Oh God, my heart

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jade-everstone's avatar jade-everstone 2 months ago

real no fake (John Facebook is making me make instagram reels as we speak-)

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shpeck's avatar shpeck 2 months ago

finally, the metaverse

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mr-pibbs-site's avatar mr-pibbs-site 2 months ago

the april foul

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wiredphantom's avatar wiredphantom 2 months ago

You almost got me

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mossfool's avatar mossfool 2 months ago

Got me but when is Neocities acquiring Facebook😔?

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 2 months ago

Don't even joke like that lol

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phunk's avatar phunk 2 months ago

the pit that formed in my stomach

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Today I learned a lot about brachypelmide, who is very much alive! Phew
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blankbarrel's avatar blankbarrel 2 months ago

I'm sorry but sometimes you just know the kind of guy that makes a death newsletter and the best part is that you don't know you know that kind of guy until it happens. Brachy is great

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 months ago

I AM STILL DOING DAMAGE CONTROL PLEASE STAND BY

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pacrobat's avatar pacrobat 2 months ago

now they need to add an addendum to the auto message "for realsies this time" I think is sufficient, for real glad they are okay

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I think the upside-down US flag should be normalized to everyday life, signifying "The people here are actually great once you pry them away from social media and ignore how paid-off and useless all our federal politicians are." Like god dammit man I want to have a country flag that doesn't automatically mean I endorse literally everything everyone else here does
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garfriend's avatar garfriend 2 months ago

I'm personally on a mission to reclaim the idea of being a real American, but it's in a loving human rights and actual true freedom way cause that's what America is about. The American flag is for the real American people not whatever the fascist boot-licking bigots like to call themselves.

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 2 months ago

Also, the upside down flag represents a nation in crisis. In our nation is indeed in a crisis. Our working force is suffering right now from low wages and massive amounts of labor. I truly free society should also be one that takes care of its working class.

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roguepebble's avatar roguepebble 2 months ago

i really strongly feel this too. i was thinking about showing im from texas on my site and such and im like.. but i dont want to look odd-- at the same time, not a bad idea to use the upside down american flag. i like that

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strawberry-transneu's avatar strawberry-transneu 2 months ago

non-american here! uh, i do think that people undermine how important it actually is to see people who are OPENLY related to something and actively oppose it. actually, being from a conservative state and not being conservative and speaking about it is very based. it actually helps NOT normalizing harmful stuff and not treat it as default for any group or nation.

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strawberry-transneu's avatar strawberry-transneu 2 months ago

it makes people feel much safer and calm and not doubting themselves as much for holding an opinion that seemingly goes against a mainstream message in whatever group were talking about.

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strawberry-transneu's avatar strawberry-transneu 2 months ago

so say yes to mentioning your origin and say yes to reclaiming your identity and most importantly say no to whatever the hell your government or some group youre a part of is doing. 👍 keep up the good work y'all!

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 months ago

Glad this idea is well-received, I think using an upside-down US flag more often is the way to go

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 2 months ago

i don't think americans who like their country are endorsing everything their government does, its fine to represent yourself and your country without going like. "patriotic" about it. love your state! love your country! it's a beautiful land! the people in charge dont change that

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 2 months ago

^applicable to all countries and countrymen as well to me.

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shittymeat999's avatar shittymeat999 2 months ago

unfortunate lore I know: the westboro baptist church displayed their american flag upside down, and a rainbow american flag sideways above it. kinda looked like the gay flag was fucking the america one in the ass imo LMAO... but its the westboro baptist church doing that so, you can imagine what theyre trying to say with that.

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 months ago

Yeah the "upside-down flag means country is in crisis" can be used to say many different things, but at least it's not a blanket "I love everything about the US" that displaying the flag right-side up does. It makes people stop and go "I wonder what kind of crisis that flipped flag is referring to" and not "God not another one of these lunatics"

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 2 months ago

I don't at all disagree with the use of the upside down flag. I think it's a good way to represent that this nation is indeed in crisis. But to people who are not aware of that, it could seem disrespectful or radical. It might alienate some from listening to valid concerns. Should we care about that? I dunno. But I guess I think a regular flag flying alongside a message of protest could convince more people to join.

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