The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

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I’m deeply disappointed the otherkin catgirl who hacked the no-fly list didn’t have a Neocities. It could have been the greatest moment in the history of this website
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corru's avatar corru 2 years ago

they're even a part of a webring and have buttons!!! i was actually surprised to find out it wasn't a neocities page

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pencilvoid's avatar pencilvoid 2 years ago

if she was on neocities the USA goverment could probably request that her page be taken down.... so maybe it's for the better

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helo sir ples help i need two cancel my Matty glesias subscrotpion ples cancel Mr Sub Stack
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Happy New Year to all of my East Asian followers! (Mine doesn’t happen until the summer…)
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Stanley!!!!
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orion-my-rion's avatar orion-my-rion 2 years ago

stanley :)!!!

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Haha oh shit the page preview thing finally renders right
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satyrwoud's avatar satyrwoud 2 years ago

Ten thousand years of comically large site logos clipping through the content...... (is the title of my favourite George Miller film)

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sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 2 years ago

oohh such a cool table

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satyrwoud's avatar satyrwoud 2 years ago

Biggest shock while making it was finding out that Grimes isn’t non-binary. It’s like finding out that Weird Al isn’t Jewish — she just has *the vibes*

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satyrwoud's avatar satyrwoud 2 years ago

What fucking cisgendered person changes their name to the letter "c" as in the speed of light. Who does that

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errormine's avatar errormine 2 years ago

Great taste!

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satyrwoud's avatar satyrwoud 2 years ago

This was meant to come out in December. I got sidetracked.

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satyrwoud's avatar satyrwoud 2 years ago

(The link goes to The 2022 Horny Awards®, if you’re reading this and the image still hasn’t updated)

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I am James Cameron's strongest soldier. Trust the plan
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satyrwoud's avatar satyrwoud 2 years ago

“P-please go see the 5298 new Marvel movies so you can understand Avengers: The Rise of Scrimblo in three years” Shut the fuck up stupid corpo thinks he can tell me what to do “I need you go to see the blue people movie again” YES SIR GLORY TO EYWA

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satyrwoud's avatar satyrwoud 2 years ago

Holy shit i'm almost done

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satyrwoud's avatar satyrwoud 2 years ago

went slightly insane and gave my site its own version of the dewey decimal system

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