loving how this page is coming along. side note your Kek statue model is actually Heqet 𓆏

It's always been a Heqet (HQT+ person identifier) statue, but that's what was used as iconography of Kek during the Meme Wars, which is the reason I included it on the Kek entry. I'll make a note of it when I write the entry, thank you for the heads up!

Ah yes of course. Sorry the AE stuff hits my tism lol

That's alright, we love Ancient Egypt here, don't we folks? We love it!

Any particular reason this page is a flashbang on loop? @.@

*dies*

Someone complained that the buttons on the page may affect those with photosensitive epilepsy, which is really not how it works, so I decided to add a trigger warning in the form of the background flashing intensively so you die before you reach the buttons.

well that certainly isn't a constructive way to take a genuine concern over. i know this is slightly hyperbolic but photosensitive epilepsy really isn''t something to play about, that shit kills people, there's a reason things come with warnings about it. also, you doing THIS instead of, for example, a toggle that starts/stops gif autoplay, comes off as very rude in general.

hope you find the kindness in your heart to do literally anything but this, because not only that, it makes it obnoxious as fuck for EVERYONE to use. you've rendered the whole thing practically worthless because you'd rather be petty. great job! really awesome

@capstasher The page flashing might've burned my crops, destroyed my village and killed my family, but nonetheless I find your explanation thoroughly hilarious. Can confirm I died before reaching the buttons. I'm writing this from the Pearly Gates. (St. Peter's been squinting at my ID for a long time. Probably should've got that renewed before I passed).

@feelingmachine It's not genuine concern. Genuine concern is informed concern. It takes less than a minute to find out the frequency, field of view coverage, and contrast needed to trigger photosensitive epilepsy. Anyone who is more sensitive than that knows they have to be careful when they browse the Internet and have tools designed to browse it safely. Do not give me this faux concern.

@someotherstranger we can reimburse up to 20% the market value of lost crops. As for the Heaven situation, I know a guy who can get you in. When you reach the door ask for Jesus and He'll say you're with Him.

@capstasher Amen brother.

When I stare at flashing lights, I feel like a better and stronger version of myself.

Ah, seems like I missed dying. Who here is old enough to remember when that Pokemon episode aired? Even though that one didn't air in my country, mothers were terribly afraid of their kids watching Pokemon.