The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇
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I support Irish reunification for the sole reason that it would finally mean "Britain" unambiguously refers to the whole country. This is also why I am wholeheartedly against Scottish independence. I am nowt if not a man of principle
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satyrwoud
2 years ago
Plus you could put cool flame licks on the diagonal part of the flag to represent Wales like it's a Hot Wheels
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satyrwoud
2 years ago
Progress tracker for the self-hosted version of my site. May go down or break intermittently as i work on things. :-)
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The only two things that can consistently make me cry are Motion Picture Soundtrack by Radiohead and the scene in Titanic where the Irish mum reads her children the bedtime story as the ship sinks
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satyrwoud
2 years ago
"And so they lived happily together for 300 years, in the land of Tír na nÓg…" 😭😭😭
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satyrwoud
2 years ago
Did i push this update to neocities just so that you all had to be subjected to constructionjak? Maybe
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There is no reason to use Times New Roman in any universe where Garamond exists. It is a profoundly ugly typeface, which only makes its overexposure all the more painful, unlike, say, Gill Sans, Verdana, or the Swiss grotesques. Friends don't let friends use Times
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satyrwoud
2 years ago
I'll allow it if it's for cheap web nostalgia bait purposes but will give you the side eye the whole time
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satyrwoud
2 years ago
Fuck dude maybe I need a page for Typography Hot Takes, I gotta get all this stuff out my system
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pencilvoid
2 years ago
I am 100% here for any and all Typography Hot Takes, so long as there is no neo-grotesque slander
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arkmsworld
2 years ago
Fine! From now on, all of you can use this font -> https://images.fastcompany.net/image/upload/w_596,c_limit,q_auto:best,f_auto/fc/ecofont-vector.jpg And may God have mercy on your souls.
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brennholz
2 years ago
aw hell yeah arkm I'm gonna save so much digital ink!!! The squids will thank me.
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satyrwoud
2 years ago
I realise that i’m under absolutely no obligation to explain what amounts to probably a fortnight and a half’s absence, not being a Youtuber who has to pump out clickbait every Friday so they don’t have to subsist entirely on baked beans, but it seemed impolite not to put up a post making the Not A Hiatus® official. (Plus my brain works in mysterious ways and it’s very much a weight off my back.)
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Progress update — procrastinated quite a bit for quite a while, but hopefully things will start trundling along at a more regular pace now that a lot of the boring backend stuff is set up :-)