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The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇
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Very small front page update: There’s always been a 1% chance, on loading the site, that the title next to the coat of arms will be translated into one of several other languages. Clicking on the text will now cycle through them!
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Sorry, everyone — the brand deal fell through. “The Dubai Chocolate Matcha Labubu Forest” will now be known as “The Satyrs’ Forest”. Would be really helpful if we could just all pretend it was always like that
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satyrwoud
2 weeks ago
Finally added “Prisoners” to the official(™) favourite films list! Plus, a feline honourable mention.
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Looks like the cheap laptop i host the site on turned off while i was asleep for the first time in several months. Apologies for the interruption while i sort things out…
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satyrwoud
1 month ago
Aaand we’re back! Thank the heavens the battery hadn’t turned into a spicy pillow like the *last* cheap laptop i used.
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capstasher
1 month ago
why not use a cheap desktop pc then no more battery issues? That's what I'm planning to do
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satyrwoud
1 month ago
I had friends and family willing to part with a laptop they didn’t need anymore. Thus far nobody has been as forthcoming with a PC.
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capstasher
1 month ago
You can find some banging deals on ebay if you're willing to part with £30-40, target specific office desktops like Dell Optiplex, sort by lowest price, and select everything except "for spares or repairs"
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"Pădurea satirilor" in Romanian, if you're taking suggestions for extras! Or maybe "codrul satirilor" which sounds more... folkloric? - if that's what you're going for. :)
My Polish translator went with the non-prosaic option — and the Dutch “woud” has always sounded fancier to me than “bos” — so i’ll take it! The font i’m using doesn’t support the letter Ǎ anyway, so…