dying at the tiny dab of honey in the corner. i agree beans on toast are delish! i will try the tomatoes and ricotta

omg i love the toast page

I'm SAT for the toast reviews

And they say journalism is dead

toast reviews hell yeah!

those brits arent lying about beans. also Tomato Ricotta looks divine

Yesss the beans!!! The pea toast sounds really good too, I'm gonna have to try that one.

french toast only getting one more point than jelly egg toast is upsetting. feeling VERY betrayed by these toast ratings...

I want to try a pea toast

@monsterousseas I see your point

@ monsterousseas actually the more I think about it… jelly egg toast is basically just deconstructed French toast. I stand by my rating

darn... is it too late for me to reccommend peanut butter and boiled egg...

@isomorphie it's not too late, but... is this a toast you actually eat? i am scared

i may be protein-maxxing.....

I will try it 😩

Wow you added my button..! But not my actually button, instead the background stamp? Innovative.

do you have a button?? i couldn't find it, hence the background lol.

It's on the guestbook page ! Funnily enough, it's another manul stamp

Adding the background is genuinely such a good solution, though

ohh i see it now, i will replace it. :)

I hope it wasn't rude of me to point it out! I just thought you might have missed it

not at all, i appreciate it!

Ooh, that's my button! Thanks :) Navi's so lovely!

aah i'm honoured thanks <3 navi is gorgeous!!!!!!!

yay thanks for adding me :)

Much love

free silly stupid stickers enclosed

This is *so* awesome!

I love it!

i love this so much. as a genderqueer ~creature~ i think "me change life" is a lovely translation :]

I loved my furby. the exterior broke at some point, and I always took everything apart as a kid eventually, so i took out the voice box and it would "talk" by pressing a button, i pressed that button so much i can still hear it

E-day doo-ay wah!

LOVE

Dah-kah-oo-nye!

"furbish is an inherently patriarchal, white supremacist language" absolutely did me omg

As a fellow 90s kid I absolutely love this.

take me down to the hot dog city where the buns are soft and the dogs are tasty

Honestly I thought this was going to be a guide to increasing the fluffiness of a hamster. Clickbait indeed!!!

Genuinely will be thinking about this hamster essay. Something about the conscientious listing of facts up to and INCLUDING the end just hits. Thinking about shame around "failure to love", which becomes so visible in its ABSENCE here. The child's mind..

"They threw them in the lake afterwards" is when I knew this essay should've won a Newbery Award

If we all had the pragmatism and emotional regulation of your 8 year old self, therapy would be a thing of the past!

I got halfway into this thing before I realized that the hamster is named Fluffy and you're not giving out tips about how to make your hamster fluffier.

lmao i too thought this was a guide on how to make a hamster fluffier

Update, I read it and I'm trying so hard not to laugh in the library... "THREW" is so wild I'm howling inside. Best blog post I've read in a really long time lmaooo

the matter of factness is hilarious, i can understand why teachers were probably cracking up at this

surely my extremely highbrow, once-in-a-generation hamster essay moved the teachers to tears of gratitude and awe, not laughter

peak fiction goat swag and raw