I feel an insane amount of anxiety when playing platformers. SURE, Yoshi is cute, but after the umpteenth fall into the pits of doom, I realize that no amount of cuteness can convince me that it's worth it 😅

I do alright at platforming as long as I don't have control of the camera lol

super serious scholarly research on gendered terms in the furbish language

(or: watch me waste time in the dumbest way possible)

Going to refer to the patriarchy as "The Dude Problem" from now on

I am a gender-neutral-dude sayer but I'm also WOKE so I do have a constant background hum of worry about whether it will offend anyone. May need to switch to dee-doh.

I would love it if people went around saying furbish terms with a straight face

You are the one true Furby ambassador

Do Furbies have their own male and female gender or do they just borrow our words?

Furbys are nonbinary. I believe the two gendered words in Furbish are actually the result of the original translators' cultural biases. Lmao.

several new wrapping paper backgrounds + (probably) all the ribbons people have requested over the past several months

omggg yay!! thank u so much for making my ribbon <3

i am your #1 backgrounds fan btw

always glad to see people using them

I keep a list of stuff I wanna write and realized that 2/3 of the list right now is just about trash. in the literal sense. i don't know what this says about me. Anyway, here's a trash post.

I love picking up trash. Unfortunately not really in the altruistic sense as much as the selfish 'i can make use of that' sense. Would be fun to get room and board in exchange for cleaning up a neighbourhood

As someone who does this for a living, I can confirm, it is very satisfying.

you are living my dream

BRING BACK THE WPA, I want a job picking up trash, building trails, and making public art

exactly!

this makes me think about taking up a volunteering role that's more tangible/physical in the way you describe. right now even my volunteering is very, like, services focused. helpful/impactful for sure but not very physical -- it's good for the soul i think to be able to directly see the change you're making. hmm.

I also would marry Zendaya

beer should never be $29 im crying

i was also crying

29$ for 2 drinks is the norm here in Sydney Australia LOL (a drink an event is around 15-17) still hurt regardless

Oh so you have CHEAP beers out there. (I am also crying at the price.) The last time I got nitrous at the dentist I had them turn it down because I "felt like I was two edibles in and was having a good time and it's okay if I'm a LITTLE scared".

:( I want to read about biscuit, bad movies and $29 beer but the link sends me to the 404 page.

@divergentrays Hmmm not sure what that's all about. Everything seems to be in order

I'm going to take your horoscopes much more seriously now

Delicious pepperoni readings when?

I love it. I'm ostracised and regularly peer-pressured because I've never been to 'after work drinks'. Hold the line!

Now you gotta try predicting the future based on the public transportation system in Finland. Named "Sporalogy" it's A horoscope method created by Finnish scientist Nils Mustelin in the 1980s.

Also, as long as you don't predict any pinapples in my future, I think I'm okay with this.