sadly no new toasts, just updates to my toast rankings

FUCK

sorry, sorry. I just really like toast

a new toast poast is in the works for some time between now and 2055

That Avocado one looks fire!

here's a crazy wild toast: toast with butter

also i am suprised... no spaghetti with beans and toast? as in cooked spaghetti not that canned stuff.

that sounds horrific lmfao

Not as odd as you'd think! I've seen it at least more than once

you NEED to get on peanut butter + fried egg + sriracha toast

that seems like a prank. but i might try it

that's a good combo with asian rice noodles so it might work on toast but it does sound a bit cursed

two camping mishaps in a long line of camping mishaps

This week's Furbish translation relies on acceptance of "bay-bee" as the word for "baby." My personal opinion is that this translation is dubious at best, so take this one with a billion grains of salt before you wish your Furby friends happy birthday

Tearing up at Kah boh lay-lah

An important phrase for Furbys, who received a mixed welcome as immigrants to Earth

just your quarterly reminder of my pencil

Maybe we're going about this the wrong way. Maybe instead of finding the pencil, we just need to find Jerry.

That pencil is really really cool I can't lie

because of reasons, we can't ask jerry.

Who said anything about *asking* Jerry?

GoFundMe for a psychic detective?

perhaps, in the search to find the pencil, we will find ourselves

heartbreaking case. my condolences to the victims loved ones

LOVE the 'i want to believe' pencil poster, best of luck with the case 🫡

- I'm gonna look in every bag of pencils I see at the thrift store from now on - I'm gonna jump Jerry

Can’t afford a psychic detective but maybe an Etsy witch would help 🤔 I gotta admit the mere THOUGHT of hunting down my middle school nemesis to confront him about stealing my pencil is making me SQUIRM lmfao

I have a shoebox full of novelty pencils at my mom's house and I'll check for you the next time I visit

Me: Knitwear in summer, are they nuts Also me: I am perpetually cold too though

Every single one of these filled me with delight, but I actually gasped at the backpack vest. Perfection.

the backpack one....i'm speechless.

The backpack is one of the most wearable Michael Simon pieces I've seen. It easily looks like it could have been made in 2026.

Pinata-backpack combo let's go because I'm crazy and I love bad ideas

making me want clothes i didnt know existed