IT IS DONE

whoa, this looks amazing!

Thank you <3

I love the look!!!!!

this looks so good!

i love it also dying at Sam's cooking entry. it sort of reminds me of neopets, very nostalgic

Oooooo! Looks great!!

It looks fab! Your Eomer image is broken btw. He is totally a bean boy

Eomer *would* be broken.

Congratulations, truly impressive! Also impressive is your hairsplitting about Gollum and Smeagol being two different people.

IT'S HAPPENING!

100% on neopets, that sub yellow + full page sidebar is so pointed. i can't believe you axed vintage skep without mercy, not even an "old layouts" page, forward change is RUTHLESS

I thought about adding v1 as a preference toggle, but I made enough changes to the structure that it would have been difficullt to implement without doing a bunch MORE work

Um actually @skep 🤓☝️ Bilbo Baggins cooks his own meals, as he is shown to cook and serve meals several times, the two most prominent examples being the unexpected visit of the dwarves on The Hobbit (he had to host a 14 guest party out of nowhere), and Gandalf's bday visit at the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring. Furthermore, the only known servant employed on Bag End is Sam Gangee, so no cooks for the Bagginses

The other's cooking habits are on point tho 👌👌 Also, I like the new look!

Bah, everyone knows The Hobbit and the first chapter or so of Fellowship aren't canon.

This is such a cool and dynamic layout! And the subtle polka dot pattern!!

Congratulations on the release of your new look!

I'm here with the hot take that Aragorn is a Huel guy (also nice layout, now recreate the map of neopia pls)

I never even considered this, a lot of you guys are really good with accessibility, I must try harder.

Regardless of the site, there is always room to try a little harder!

whoa what the FUCK happened to neocities?

See, at least I have the decency to announce sweeping visual changes in advance so nobody is surprised

RED ALERT: THEY HAVE OPENED THE CSS FILE

skep, is your site redesign done? sadly looks weird on my phone ):

Sorb, I ain't done nothing yet. The implication is either that my site has always looked weird on your phone (which is bad) or has always looked weird in a poorly-designed way (which is harsh but fair)

looks fine on my phone tbh https://hastiesthandi.work/images/skepmobile.jpg

I did not anticipate resolutions that low (and will have to start doing so), but I love this <3

> skepmobile.jpg Somebody get on designing the Skepmobile

incredible flex, hastiest

https://sorbier.neocities.org/literal/IMG_3224.PNG https://sorbier.neocities.org/literal/IMG_3225.PNG

Ah, I see, I see. Well, beats me.

I have done the only thing I can think to do, which is: add some missing semicolons to the CSS.

Thanks to herzogzwei for the inspiration and photos, go follow - https://neocities.org/site/herzogzwei

too long can you make a tik tok about this instead

No

a tweet will do, then. thanks, Skep!

*tweets link to page*

Going to dollar stores and seeing this kind of thing irl is a one of a kind experience. Last time I went to one I saw a minions t-shirt that said "LE BUDDIES" in big bold letters, an Elsa doll labelled "Diversity Princess", and in the card games section I found the sequel to Uno; Dos. Left the store disoriented and confused and feeling like I just visited another dimension, would recommend.

I agree with you, Giovanni's outfit goes HARD

I will not hear a bad word about Giovanni. Legend.

The

I will commit to life with 3000% PASSION.

This is amazing, it's giving when Spongebob had to write his essay and wrote THE

incredible work, i didn't even notice the bottom hem was sewm on backwards until you pointed it out... and i've seen a sweatshirt similar to the weed-flavored ramen one before, but it was just plain chicken. long live giovanni, the king

Something tells me this isn’t the first indignant speech you’ve made about the peeing Calvin stickers

MADE WITH 3000% PASSION gives such PowerThirst vibes! - https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?si=LlBDudT2kBNyfJNr

We had a couple of those in front of our house and a pair of house finches would nest in one. Unfortunately we did have to remove them because they were planted right above the sewer line that goes to the street and the roots kept growing into the pipes. Mourning Doves must be so widely spread beause they can tolerate human presence, a sad advantage that some creatures have and others don't.

I also think that while the arborvitae may be the tree of life, it's a pretty wretched landscaping plant. It just grows into an untameable blob after a while. (Also everyone around here pronounces it arbor vi-tee instead of arbor vee-tai. I know it's wrong but I say it that way to avoid looking like a snob.)

Huh, and here I've been pronouncing it "arbor vi-tuh" this whole time like a dullard. Anyway I agree, I have a hard time seeing myself willingly planting one of these things.

i'm such a dumdum that i'd just call them "bush"

Taking classical Latin in college ruined me for life in ways I could not anticipate.

Incredibly lovely!