HARDMACHINE

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 11 months ago

This is the shittiest page I ever made (technically wrote it last week and just sat there), but I have a draft in progress and am still focusing on art after work.

dann's avatar dann 11 months ago

Bad page design is the sincerest form of X-E flattery you can do.

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 11 months ago

I actually like X-E's old layouts! I didn't realize that I was subconciously inspired by them until I reread some archived reviews.

loves1ck's avatar loves1ck 11 months ago

lolol i know you said its your worst page ever, but this was genuinely helpful to me bc i was curious about the cookies 😂

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hubbardian's avatar hubbardian 11 months ago

The background of the journal page is a good vibes. I didn’t care about it until now because I was reading your articles so earnestly.

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 11 months ago

I used to change it every month, but I got lazy in August... It's a good background and color combination so I can forgive reusing it.

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cabbagesorter's avatar cabbagesorter 11 months ago

regarding the politics being sports or fandom to people... yes, yes it really does seem that way and it never crossed my mind to say it like that but it's very true lmao

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HM made it on Special Sauce page 11! Thanks!
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manyface's avatar manyface 11 months ago

what is special sauce?

hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 11 months ago

I'm not quite sure, but here's an explanation: https://mooeena.neocities.org/specialsauce

dann's avatar dann 11 months ago

Woah, just realized that this view replaced the 'most followed' (which in many cases wasn't the ones with the most follows).

I just realized that since I've had a new job for a month now, I could be a Neocities supporter again. Well... Maybe I'll do that if/when I can get a domain (one day)...
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Why is "your feed" a diet Twitter tonight... I like you Drakey-Wakey, what are you doing :(
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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 year ago

I don't have an opinion on status updates being in the activity feed, but I know it'll be annoying to see some random zoomer's takes en masse alongside actual site updates. ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

I don't want to use this like Twitter but every time I look at how I organized my art folders in here, I get tempted to just nuke it entirely 😭
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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 year ago

Now I know why the galleries haven't been brought back.

hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 year ago

Burning questions: Does it go in the OC folder if they've been retired but could potentially come back? Do I make an individual folder for each (even if there's one or two images) or just have it in the root UNTIL I draw enough to need a folder? I am going to shoot myself.

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lupinus's avatar lupinus 1 year ago

i dont even use folders LMAO

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 year ago

I didn't use folders in the beginning but I have too many images to just sit there in the root LMFAO

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 year ago

I'm considering looking up if there are any scripts to change images on refresh so I could have a roster of vandalized images like the original Gameboy Camera error screen!!

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yourdevilfriends's avatar yourdevilfriends 1 year ago

Who are you running from? Definitely one of my favorite 404 pages :)

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