HARDMACHINE

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 18 hours ago

I plan on deleting these "SPAG checking / rewriting old pages" updates, but I'm alive. Albeit working 70 hours at the beginning of December...

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 18 hours ago

Now that I started watching South Park months ago, I can say that Drawn Together deserved to be cancelled now, btw.

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 18 hours ago

I have something big planned next year that takes priority over reviewing Hazbin S2 and uploading new art, sorry. But maybe I'll set up that Git repo and rework art galleries after that. Whenever. :(

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 18 hours ago

Like, any update I make for a long time is going to be exclusively text or code, no images :( Too much of a pain. (If anyone has advice... feel free to email LOL)

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Okay guys, important news... I found where the little mouse gif I used all over my site is from. Someone told me it's the Photographer from Link's Awakening!!! I feel so bad for using it without knowing where it's from, but we have a source now.
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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 week ago

I plan on replacing it with my own art Someday, but I don't know when :( I am bad at pixels...

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 week ago

Also now I want to play that game.

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 2 weeks ago

I haven't made a Git repo yet, but I'm slowly retooling old pages to be more readable.

hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 2 weeks ago

I worked 40 hours last week, 36 hours this week, and have a convention on Saturday. I miss updating often but I don't know if/when I'll be back on the saddle.

hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 2 weeks ago

I have a more "social/philosophical" rune in progress, and a follow up page about AI drafted. I also promise I will review season 2 of Hazbin, but I'm going to wait until it's done airing to watch it lol.

hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 2 weeks ago

Music section added to my links page, it's still a major WIP. I think the rat's secret section might have new links, but I wouldn't know!

GOD I JUST NOTICED HOW BAD MY ASCII CAPYBARA LOOKS ON YOUR GUESTBOOK!!! I swear it looks better on a txt file
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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 3 weeks ago

I'll test it on notepad!! I assumed it was my window's resolution lol

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nobodylovesme's avatar nobodylovesme 3 weeks ago

I have it on my site as well, if you'd prefer to look at it that way: https://more.devils.gay/interests/ascii.txt

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 3 weeks ago

I just discovered the pre tag exists, I edited notmine.html to include the capy but I work 36hr this week so idk when it'll be published... lol....

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Serious question: How weird or confusing is it to have a different site name and URL? I'm probably getting a domain sooner than later and will probably choose an OC name instead.
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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 3 weeks ago

I have zero attachment to "hardmachine", it's not my favorite PIG song and I don't want to be mistaken for a bandom fansite if I use it. But if I change my .neocities.org name so many links would break en masse and I really don't want that LOL 😭

hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 3 weeks ago

Both URLs should work if I buy a domain, though. I was going to save buying a domain when I move hosts, but I don't know when that will happen. If I do, I can just transfer the domain and add a redirect on Neocities, right??

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 3 weeks ago

(Speaking of bandom, I'm adding a music section to my links page...)

cyberbeak's avatar cyberbeak 3 weeks ago

yes both urls will work if you buy a domain although I THINK it would break links on your site anyway? NO ACTUALLY I JUST TRIED THIS ON MY SITE BY PUTTING IN MY NEOCITIES SITE NAME INSTEAD OF MY DOMAIN NAME AND IT WORKED FINE

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cyberbeak's avatar cyberbeak 3 weeks ago

also in response to how weird or confusing it is........ don't even worry lol! mine is completely different. I mean I can understand why people might want consistency but I don't think its a massive deal personally

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 3 weeks ago

I use file paths on my site so changing it won't break for me, just everyone who links to me and webrings 😭

cabbagesorter's avatar cabbagesorter 3 weeks ago

I don't think it's a huge deal, especially if you set up a redirect from neocities to your new domain that's hosted someplace else. Once you set up your new site I'd say message all the webrings etc with the new website name and set up a redirect. I thiiink that's the least confusing solution. And once all the webrings update the info you might as well change your neocities name too

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I'm not allowed to update until I make a Git repo. I truly cannot take this way of coding anymore.
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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 month ago

The drag and drop shit and having to update my offline copies and the dashboard is why I went back to social media LOL. I work 40hr this week, I don't have the time or energy for this shit.

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cabbagesorter's avatar cabbagesorter 1 month ago

It do be like that

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I'm not itching to jump to a new host when I haven't made a git repo yet, but this one looks promising: https://web1.0hosting.net/
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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 month ago

My backup plan if Kyle Drake sells out to the US law is just buying server space at NFS, but I really like how this one looks.

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 month ago

Going through the website list, a lot of empty sites and Russians... not sure if it's as "diverse" as NC/NW but I'm really curious.

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Guys... I got a free meme URL for my Bsky account, and I Get It now...
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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 month ago

I was saving "get a domain name" for whenever I switch hosts, but idk when that is... But my third eye opened now.

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 month ago

(Side note: I have a new page drafted about a band I have a complicated relationship with. Not sure if it'll get off the ground.)

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 month ago

People who follow my Tumblr or Bluesky know. Everyone else... Keep guessing.

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I'm seriously considering going through every (or most) pages for fixing SPAG and syntax errors. The way I write really bothers me, but I worry this might be "revisionist" in a way. I also don't think people skim enough to notice, tbh.
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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 month ago

This is literally how I talk, but it also annoys me LOL.

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