HARDMACHINE

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Guys... I got a free meme URL for my Bsky account, and I Get It now...
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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 2 days ago

I was saving "get a domain name" for whenever I switch hosts, but idk when that is... But my third eye opened now.

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 2 days ago

(Side note: I have a new page drafted about a band I have a complicated relationship with. Not sure if it'll get off the ground.)

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 2 days ago

People who follow my Tumblr or Bluesky know. Everyone else... Keep guessing.

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I'm seriously considering going through every (or most) pages for fixing SPAG and syntax errors. The way I write really bothers me, but I worry this might be "revisionist" in a way. I also don't think people skim enough to notice, tbh.
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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 5 days ago

This is literally how I talk, but it also annoys me LOL.

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 week ago

I can't do anything for MLP:FIM's 15th anniversary today because I'm going to run around the gayborhood again tonight.

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 week ago

Updating my art galleries also legitimately makes me want to blow my brains out. If anyone has advice, feel free to email me about it.

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 week ago

I discovered werewolf-girlfriend's (static) gallery template and it looks really good, I just do not have energy to sit at my desk and ~code~ anymore 😢 https://werewolf-girlfriend.itch.io/website-gallery-template

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 week ago

I've also been making Littlest Pet Shop customs lately but I haven't taken photos yet. Maybe that will be a motivator to test W-GF's template.

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sakana's avatar sakana 1 week ago

They need to invent a way to add new entries to a gallery page that doesn't feel like pulling teeth. (I use IRFANVIEW to make my galleries on some of my other sites - you just select everything, right click and "save as HTML" and it'll do it all for you - but adding new images after the fact requires doing the whole process over again).

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 week ago

It's not updating a gallery I have issues with, but it gets exhausting to compress files, upload to NC, code, then upload it. And my gallery template is too bloated to add more to, but I don't have the time and energy to fiddle with a new template or make one.

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sinceremountain's avatar sinceremountain 1 week ago

I'm genuinely so happy to hear about all the awesome irl stuff you've been up to, Capy :) often i go offline and feel like i do so much, and come back to the online spaces and realise that everyone is rehashing the exact same arguments & nonsense as if no time has past lmaoooo always puts things into perspective for me.

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 week ago

I'm still struggling, but the internet makes it worse and outside spaces weed out "online 24/7" types. The cycle ended up repeating the day after I published this, I was at the club on Friday and woke up to someone leaving a rude comment in my inbox elsewhere... Thanks for proving my point!

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 3 weeks ago

Corrected some typos and syntax. I'm debating on rewriting or SPAG-checking old pages, but it's probably better to leave them alone...

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 3 weeks ago

For those who don't know Bsky or Tumblr, I decided I like Littlest Pet Shop toys now and spent my day off trying to find a capybara. I failed.

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 3 weeks ago

If any politically savvy types are wondering why I didn't cover the Whitewater controversy, it's because I had enough on my plate when it came to research and fact-checking.

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 3 weeks ago

If the main focus was too depressing, I also have a palette cleanser... https://hardmachine.neocities.org/runes/capymailbag.html

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 month ago

I spent last night running around my nearest city's gayborhood while drunk. The internet is a lot less cool than real life was 20 hours ago.

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 month ago

Extremely delayed bulk update due to work, health issues, and some other things I'll touch on in a future update.

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 month ago

The updoot happened (almost) 4 weeks ago, but the moment it happened I immediately thought "god damn it, now I really do have to pick HM back up..."

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Today is a day off, so I'm finally working on a belated bulk update... But I just now decided at the last minute that I'm not comfortable compressing images of art made for me because of how bad it looks... So hopefully my storage won't take a hit...
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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 1 month ago

Weird double standard when I don't care about the dithering effect that it has on my art or official things like screenshots, but whatever.

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Okay I lied, I did write the address to Neocities around the Dealer's Den at TFS yesterday and Friday lol. I'm at home resting but another great con this year, will be going back next year and (very likely / hopefully) Harmonycon in Feb n_n
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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 2 months ago

I'm writing a journal to cross-post on various art sites+probably DW, but I've accepted the internet has changed. Last time I went to a con, people still used LJ. But I've been using my Bsky account even though I'm waffling on a handle (don't feel like using NC url). If I'm going to interact with local stuff I have to not be a complete lunatic, LMFAO

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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 2 months ago

Side note, I'm not a Hazbinnie but there was a lot of Hellaverse stuff there... Which reminds me that even though I'm on hiatus / have creative block, a review of Hazbin season 2 is something I can confirm will happen when it drops LOL

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If you're at TFS and noticed neocities.org was written down in various places in the Dealer's Den... I'm not saying it was the Capy, but...
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hardmachine's avatar hardmachine 2 months ago

Sike. It was me.

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