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240 FOLLOWERS?????? you're growing so fast 🥹 maybe you'll get to 300 before april fools :)
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Ugh, I have to drive through Dallas tomorrow. Uggghhhh
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tabf5
3 months ago
Dallas is a city in Texas so that's the first problem. The next problem is that it has the worst traffic because of how many people are living there despite it being a giant sprawl of car-centric highways. It also has culturally nothing going for it, it just sits there and takes up space
Can you double-check the email address you sent your message to? I don't see anything in my inbox or spam folder from you
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elwind-cervus
3 months ago
I forgot the f in the email address! Sorry about that-I sent it to the proper one just now-you should receive it soon!
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Reposting this video that @onio shared, it's such a good idea for this horrible time we're going through. You can basically turn any computer into an offline knowledge base in case access to the internet goes poof https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_wt-2P-WBk
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brachypelmide
3 months ago
holy shit this is like my dream come true. if i get a spare NUC and a 1 TB drive i'm kitting this thing out with nomad
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snails
3 months ago
thank you for sharing! I've been wanting to do a project like this for a while but wasn't sure the best way to go about it. If you're interested in other offline tech I would look into meshtastic or meshcore!! not sure which is best yet. It's a way to communicate and "text" totally offline without any reliance on cell towers or internet. It's another project I want to tinker with for when SHTF... lol
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tabf5
3 months ago
Oh yeah I heard of those! From what I recall, Meshcore or another non-Meshtastic protocol is the better one. I gotta try that at some point
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didntask
3 months ago
Samurai Warriors 4 came out 12 years ago and its character models are just completely superior to games today that are 10x the size with 100x the budget.
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AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
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Thoughts on this page idea? The "No Restaurant" Challenge: for anyone that has a job and finds themselves in this irresistible trap of adulthood, try to stop spending your money at all of them and then make a log of shame on the page every time you falter. People are allowed to buy you food from a restaurant, but you can't buy anything for yourself. Unsure how to deal with the loophole of premade/frozen grocery food
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garfriend
3 months ago
Maybe the premade/frozen needs more steps for cooking rather than "place on pan and put in oven"? Also not too sure how to deal with that
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tabf5
3 months ago
Yeah same with gas station snacks. I'll keep stewing on this because it's promising...
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shittymeat999
3 months ago
You know what, now that yall say this... i keep rewatching shows i like instead of watching new ones. Ive been craving too many familiar things watch-wise.
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elwind-cervus
3 months ago
I just sent you an email about a solution to the loophole-I over exceeded the word limit here. Please have a read when you get the chance!
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dequake
3 months ago
Alternatively, or maybe even in paralell, I've found that once you make/find a recipe for a meal that you really like, take the time to write it down or print it out on a piece of paper, making modifications as you go. Then store it someplace like a folder, and boom! Suddenly you're writing your own cookbook.
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dequake
3 months ago
For me, it makes cooking more engaging, like you're practicing a skill with intent rather than relying on luck to feed you for the day. It doesn't even have to be any complicated recipes, it's more about the fact that you're developing the knowledge of understanding the why's and how's of cooking, even if at a basic level. So that's my challenge to those reading
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oopsiedoodle
3 months ago
to @dequake's point, writing down your favorite recipes serves as a reminder of good meals helps remind you that there are good things you can make instead when the urge to eat out strikes
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I used to be a huge gamer as a kid but then slowly started drifting away from them at some point, and then that started compounding whenever I would notice how bad I've gotten at them. Considering making an effort to actually try to play them more often again because spending free time on ONLY creative hobbies is making my brain feel unbalanced
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tabf5
3 months ago
Like I already don't read books or watch that many shows/movies which is probably bad. I've been relying almost entirely on YouTube and like 3 movies/shows a year for my media diet and it's obviously getting pretty hit-or-miss lol. Like I do listen to music too but something's missing in all of this
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kockatriceking
3 months ago
damn i dont think ive ever seen anyone want to play MORE games but all for it. there's a shrine to a pretty fun epic cool game thats so fun to play and is really great on my page, if you need any help deciding on new media ;p
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nexos-den
3 months ago
Yeah that's an issue for me too. More than a year ago I stopped playing single player games. I rarely watch shows or movies alone. I only watch youtube and I mostly game/watch something with someone else
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elwind-cervus
3 months ago
May I recommend revisiting childhood favorites-or engaging in multiplayer games with your friends? I’ve only started to actively play video games because of my partner, who has some games that have remote play as an available option!
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gobbolab
3 months ago
Ohhhh man I feel this. I leave the workshop and try to play something and will immediately start thinking about how I should be back in the shop finishing a project or cleaning or whatever. Sometimes I'm really in the zone and the amount of output feels great. Othertimes I get obviously burnt out and everything feels like a slog, but I still cant go relax. When you figure this out, please tell me FIRST.
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p7uen
3 months ago
Play some old games from your childhood and write about them on Neocities! JOIN US.
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wazwer
3 months ago
Try finding a game you loved as a kid on backloggd.com and then look at the lists it's in. That's how I've been finding new stuff and it's really helped with actually making myself play things :D Especially if I contextualize it as inspiration research for my own projects lol
IMPORTANT!!! The Internet Phone Book is doing an Issue 2, meaning we'll all get added to the big phone dialing widget if we apply. GO GO GO GO https://internetphonebook.net/
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sneekrealm
3 months ago
im a true og (own a copy of issue one :-]) (didnt sub my site that time round tho. ill percolate bout this)
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plastigon
3 months ago
Had no idea this was a thing but it looks super cool! Just submitted my site for Issue 2. Ty for sharing!
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Didn't realize you had a neocities, so yeah I'll follow you.
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😴i have time
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I think I might be the only person that's still managing to max out my daily comment/post limit on the Neocities feed. I'm not complaining though- 20 is plenty and I need to just remind myself just leaving a like on a post is enough, no need to yap........ even though I eventually must
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gameheart
3 months ago
so you turn to posting in my UNFINISHED and TOP SECRET guestbook... no no it's fine... i'm not mad... lol
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oopsiedoodle
3 months ago
wait, the limit includes comments on other people's stuff? i thought it was just on making posts for some reason. this changes things haha
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ch3sca
3 months ago
Thanks, Tab! I really appreciate you using one of your limited comments for me. You're a great E-friend!
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I survived.
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wizardperspective
3 months ago
Glad you're doing good again. Allergies are so miserable right now it's driving me nuts.
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Nearly forgot to ask, but since you made that awesome Wade fanart for me a while back, did you want me to add you to https://tabf5.com/100 ? I won't be at my computer for another 2ish weeks but I can make a tabling for you around then!
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garfriend
3 months ago
That painting of wade is so great. I saw it the other day and it made me laugh. It's so perfect
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blankbarrel
3 months ago
Oh sure ! I was planning on that being a one and done kind've deal, but since you're offering,,. I hope you have fun with it, thank you very much 🥹
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barracudachan
3 months ago
I really love your 100 Tabling army. I feel like I haven't said it enough lol. But it's really bringing the community together. Thanks, Tabski!
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tabf5
3 months ago
It's the final photo in the daily series, and the entire Tabling gang is saying farewell to San Antonio. I had the privilege of going somewhere really far away when living on my own for the first time (since graduating during COVID was like the last chance to get a remote job) and I need to be near my family again before I inevitably lose it. But man, if the rest of Texas didn't suck so much I could almost see myself
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tabf5
3 months ago
living in this city for the rest of my life, specifically the underrated downtown core that developed before cars were a thing. Farewell southwest, I must go back where it's cold now... also no site updates until my move is done now see you guys later!!! Also thank you to my friend for letting me into this building https://maps.app.goo.gl/xRjGuSGbxzBsPXTF8
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plastigon
3 months ago
Good luck with the movie! See you over here soon to torment you with minions and 67!!!!!
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ninevolt
3 months ago
i can see why wade is sad... i was also sad when i went to in-n-out, and knew it was going to be the last time for a while :(
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I'm a growing boy!!!! Also my explosive follower count growth will definitely be nerfed this month but I have much bigger plans for my site that might put me on track to hit 1k in a year. It has to do with that unknown Main Works page that will soon be known.......
nerfed this month because I can't work on my site during this multi-week move across the country I'm doing*
aw man :( it's fine, pick up on your site whenever you want to, no pressure here!