didntask
2 days ago
cool detail-- Patera Silk tricked his new fencing instructor into believing he's left-handed. Multiple times, the old man asks him "Who taught you?" and Silk just explained it away as "we used to fight with sticks as kids" But the old man definitely doesn't believe him. He easily beat his strong friend, maybe needed to cheat to beat Silk, and Silk wasn't even using his dominant hand? He's got to be hiding something.
wizardperspective
2 days ago
A story about a girl loving a manlet? Absolutely belongs in the Science Fiction section of the bookstore.
didntask
3 days ago
Giuseppe Zangara not being able to see through the crowd because he's only 5 feet? Needing to stand on a wobbly bench? Being grabbed and held by a woman? It's pure manlet tragicomedy.
wizardperspective
5 days ago
I'm surprised by Angry Joe's weight too. Inflated Ignacio, Obese Ortiz, Pudgy Pedro, Ripe Rodriguez, Chunky Carlos, Lardy Lopez, Flabby Fernando, Heavy Horatio, Thick Tito, Pot-Belly Pablo, or Fat Ass Angry Joe.
didntask
5 days ago
His socialist mansion has a pool, he should use it more often. Works the entire body!
rly imagine gleefully singing about someone being murdered on stage a different level of immaturity
happier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQT45XMKshk