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didntask's avatar didntask 5 hours ago

Don't argue with people on the Internet, but if you have to, please use that secret. Don't tell other people about it. If this esoteric wisdom benefits you, consider paying me back by helping me marry an Olympian tomboy with Selphie Tilmitt hair.

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didntask's avatar didntask 5 hours ago

"You all can't wait to play the game with that delicate little elf with the big earrings." The Spirit of Dorian Alan rises from the grave in 2026

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didntask's avatar didntask 5 hours ago

+++sry, JF "losing" his wife would have probably been more fun to talk about. maybe next time.

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didntask's avatar didntask 4 hours ago

Remembered Demon Hunter exists, listening to War and Peace 🕊️

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Waitno One Step Behind from Outlive is just soooooo good. Their chill songs are the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW-g1KQxP3k

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All that's left of her is an AI superchat voice
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didntask's avatar didntask 19 hours ago

There's no way JF did it... Surely he could have just broken up with her, they weren't really married. I just don't understand why he would agree to drive her into the woods 💀 It might make sense that she asked, her being who she was. But why would he agree

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didntask's avatar didntask 18 hours ago

ah, she gave him children. maybe he didn't want to risk losing custody.

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I forgot Sistermon and Veronica can block scrolling on mobile 😪 I'll fix it "later"

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didntask's avatar didntask 1 day ago

Dark Cloud 2???

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didntask's avatar didntask 1 day ago

lmao there's a fat clown extorting and beating the tar out of the mayor this is great

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didntask's avatar didntask 1 day ago

Trip, Trap-- great story. Archeologist visits a planet in an iron age, considers the people savages. They think he's basically a wimpy jester because he can't show off any technology. Also they're right about him anyway. But he and a local lord have a spirit battle with an ancient troll who knew about space travel 🧌 they win. Guy sticks around. His colleague on Earth steals credit by saying he's working for him 🫩

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thelesserword's avatar thelesserword 1 day ago

Low-key, I only converted because of the wrath of God. Can't go anywhere after realizing that ofc He's willing to send you to the gulag because you need Him more than He needs you, BUT He's beating the crap out of you because He still wants you.

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imperialxtal's avatar imperialxtal 2 days ago

Sega Master System is still one of the most popular consoles in Brazil, kept alive by multicarts and plug n play systems. (Yes I respond to your memes)

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Life of Pablo came out ten years ago 😭
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imperialxtal's avatar imperialxtal 2 days ago

I dunno if it's "hated" but I love The 7th Saga way more than I should.

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Dropped DQIV DS 🥱
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didntask's avatar didntask 3 days ago

I could just barely tolerate the terrible accents, but changing a nun's line from "I dedicated myself to God" to "PREACHING MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL HEHEHEH" is a little too gross for me.

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didntask's avatar didntask 3 days ago

After AI replaces them, hopefully localizers can find God.

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imperialxtal's avatar imperialxtal 3 days ago

PLΛY░IT░♢N░THΞ░NΣS (猿ビホ位ん)

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didntask's avatar didntask 3 days ago

I really do LOVE the nes version I'm close to the end in a playthrough rn, I'm at the Dragon God's castle. The menuing is a little tiring but something about the game as a whole really delights me. I was so happy that a delocalization finally came out. Not that the official was even close to how bad the DS version is.

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imperialxtal's avatar imperialxtal 3 days ago

As an old guy, I find the G-rated NES type localization endearing. "Modern audience" localization is appalling though.

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didntask's avatar didntask 4 days ago

The "CURSE YOU BAAAYLE!" bit in Elden Ring isn't good voice acting imo He doesn't sound like he's in a battle, he sounds like he's on Broadway. It's too melodramatic and it makes me cringe to listen to it. If I was playing the game in front of someone at that part, I'd be really embarrassed. Probably a fine voice actor, but terrible direction.

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didntask's avatar didntask 4 days ago

"IIIII WILL RIDDLE WITH HOOOOLEES, YOOOOUR ROTTEN HIIIIDE!" it's just not how angry men actually sound when they're yelling. His dialogue sounds like he was rehearsing it in front of a mirror like Taxi Driver. "You talkin' to me? BAAAAAYLE, are yoooooou talkin' to meeeee???!!"

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imperialxtal's avatar imperialxtal 4 days ago

Xanadu Next, Zwei, Gurumin..... There are some pretty cool Falcom games outside of muh Ys and muh Trails.

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wizardperspective's avatar wizardperspective 3 days ago

I'm very prone to motion sickness but I didn't feel anything like that while playing King's Field. I played it on a laptop and later on my PS3 with a monitor so I can't say if that's the reason why I didn't feel miserable. Usually it's fast paced spinning and turning (ala Zoom Eternal gameplay and similar) that makes me feel like I'm sea sick but that's just me.

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wizardperspective's avatar wizardperspective 3 days ago

You ever played Advance Wars? Days of Ruin is really good and worth a try if you're into strategy games. You don't have to play the previous entries since it's entirely a separate story and universe from the rest. Professor Layton games on the DS are nice slow puzzle games with a nice Euro-Anime art style. Warioware Touched is fun too. I'm curious if you can get Korg M01D (3DS) on that Anbernic Device.

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AAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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didntask's avatar didntask 4 days ago

Sry i had a nightmare. Hope you're having a good one, ttyl

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thelesserword's avatar thelesserword 4 days ago

Has to be the 3rd time I saw Crystal, and darn it, now I see it. I am a Crystal-clear. I smoke just like that when I get around to it.

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