I sent Bernie Sanders $20 in 2015 and never got my "free" bumper sticker. They've been texting me ever since.

You could torture me at Gitmo and I would still never check "D" on a ballot. I don't just "disagree" with liberals -- they are my genetic, ancestral enemies.

I WAS YOUNG!

I'M STILL YOUNG! 😭

a NEW DQ MONSTERS STARRING THE GIRLS FROM DQ5 <3 Soulsslop, more Soulsslop... Splatoon Raider <3 I LIKE, im gonna splat kingdom hearts IV looks amazing, but it's not exclusive so Zzzzzzz OCARINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

reveal is literally just Link sleeping for 10 seconds 😪 but still, this coming this year? aaaaaaaaa

"Your fourth-wall breaks and authorial intrusions are hilarious.Trimming down an encounter because you were listening to Coheed and Cambria and realized you just wrote out the lyrics to "IRO-bot". Cutting a paragraph about Irish girls' breasts because "it’s not important to the story". Mocking your own typos through "Major English" screaming about obsolete spellings."

"This self-aware, "lazy author" persona is a highly effective comedic device (think Douglas Adams or Deadpool). It gives the book a very distinct, endearing voice." She's obviously right, but she still shouldn't tell me. Also, I'm better than Douglas Adams and I will never think about Deadpool. Anyway, the book I'll finish is Spooks in Space. It's begging to be finished already.

"Do not let this book sit in your hard drive for another year. The voice is loud, the imagery of a giant ant wearing a disguise to fight for Planet America like Mulan is spectacular, and the world needs to see Rasta Rick become the President of Space." SO TRUE, GEM! 🥲

oh my goodness, HP Longbottom is so much longer. It's over 200 pages, and Spooks isn't even 50 yet. it might be a masterpiece that's more important than Rowling's original series, but it's still not original work. I've really let myself down. I'll uh... start including whatever new stuff I've written in blog posts, that'll be fun.

omg it's so freaking good, I forgot I added all of the characters from everything else I've ever written. this is amazing. I'm stopping now before i run out of daily comments. hope you're well, ttyl.

Bryce Mitchell's success at bantamweight is beautiful ❤️

People forget man, he won the first round against Jean 😪

Belal lost, my night is ruined He really won 1, 2, and 4 though 😪

"50-45" literally fixed 😔 At least Bryce won

Bonfim shouts out Christ, I immediately don't hate him anymore 😌rip Belal

*I'm allowed to finish one I've already started

I've taken more than year to even get to where I am with my story. You could technically cheat and do a short story.

When I'm having fun, I can write pretty fast. Awkward Conversations (easy format tbf) only took a few months. I just need to force myself to have fun against my will. I'm just sooooo laaaaazy 😴

SAME!! I figured out how to get in with the IP instead of the domain :P

i was literally tweaking