Don't argue with people on the Internet, but if you have to, please use that secret. Don't tell other people about it. If this esoteric wisdom benefits you, consider paying me back by helping me marry an Olympian tomboy with Selphie Tilmitt hair.

"You all can't wait to play the game with that delicate little elf with the big earrings." The Spirit of Dorian Alan rises from the grave in 2026

+++sry, JF "losing" his wife would have probably been more fun to talk about. maybe next time.

Remembered Demon Hunter exists, listening to War and Peace 🕊️

Waitno One Step Behind from Outlive is just soooooo good. Their chill songs are the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW-g1KQxP3k

I forgot Sistermon and Veronica can block scrolling on mobile 😪 I'll fix it "later"

Dark Cloud 2???

lmao there's a fat clown extorting and beating the tar out of the mayor this is great

Trip, Trap-- great story. Archeologist visits a planet in an iron age, considers the people savages. They think he's basically a wimpy jester because he can't show off any technology. Also they're right about him anyway. But he and a local lord have a spirit battle with an ancient troll who knew about space travel 🧌 they win. Guy sticks around. His colleague on Earth steals credit by saying he's working for him 🫩

Low-key, I only converted because of the wrath of God. Can't go anywhere after realizing that ofc He's willing to send you to the gulag because you need Him more than He needs you, BUT He's beating the crap out of you because He still wants you.

Sega Master System is still one of the most popular consoles in Brazil, kept alive by multicarts and plug n play systems. (Yes I respond to your memes)

I dunno if it's "hated" but I love The 7th Saga way more than I should.

The "CURSE YOU BAAAYLE!" bit in Elden Ring isn't good voice acting imo He doesn't sound like he's in a battle, he sounds like he's on Broadway. It's too melodramatic and it makes me cringe to listen to it. If I was playing the game in front of someone at that part, I'd be really embarrassed. Probably a fine voice actor, but terrible direction.

"IIIII WILL RIDDLE WITH HOOOOLEES, YOOOOUR ROTTEN HIIIIDE!" it's just not how angry men actually sound when they're yelling. His dialogue sounds like he was rehearsing it in front of a mirror like Taxi Driver. "You talkin' to me? BAAAAAYLE, are yoooooou talkin' to meeeee???!!"

Xanadu Next, Zwei, Gurumin..... There are some pretty cool Falcom games outside of muh Ys and muh Trails.

I'm very prone to motion sickness but I didn't feel anything like that while playing King's Field. I played it on a laptop and later on my PS3 with a monitor so I can't say if that's the reason why I didn't feel miserable. Usually it's fast paced spinning and turning (ala Zoom Eternal gameplay and similar) that makes me feel like I'm sea sick but that's just me.

You ever played Advance Wars? Days of Ruin is really good and worth a try if you're into strategy games. You don't have to play the previous entries since it's entirely a separate story and universe from the rest. Professor Layton games on the DS are nice slow puzzle games with a nice Euro-Anime art style. Warioware Touched is fun too. I'm curious if you can get Korg M01D (3DS) on that Anbernic Device.

Has to be the 3rd time I saw Crystal, and darn it, now I see it. I am a Crystal-clear. I smoke just like that when I get around to it.