rly imagine gleefully singing about someone being murdered on stage a different level of immaturity

happier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQT45XMKshk

cool detail-- Patera Silk tricked his new fencing instructor into believing he's left-handed. Multiple times, the old man asks him "Who taught you?" and Silk just explained it away as "we used to fight with sticks as kids" But the old man definitely doesn't believe him. He easily beat his strong friend, maybe needed to cheat to beat Silk, and Silk wasn't even using his dominant hand? He's got to be hiding something.

A story about a girl loving a manlet? Absolutely belongs in the Science Fiction section of the bookstore.

Can't believe how obese Hasan has become

I'm surprised by Angry Joe's weight too. Inflated Ignacio, Obese Ortiz, Pudgy Pedro, Ripe Rodriguez, Chunky Carlos, Lardy Lopez, Flabby Fernando, Heavy Horatio, Thick Tito, Pot-Belly Pablo, or Fat Ass Angry Joe.

His socialist mansion has a pool, he should use it more often. Works the entire body!

Joe's probably hopeless though, he'll just keep getting bigger.