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9 hours ago

😴good afternoomf

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didntask 9 hours ago

I forgot what iwas gonna say. Illttyl, pls be having a good day

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mayolistic 9 hours ago

good evening!

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tabf5 ladyinbed

16 hours ago

Welcome back!!!!! It's amazing to see you again

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tabf5 16 hours ago

(guys check the guestbook's URL :)

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didntask

1 day ago

Finished rosary a minute before midnight 😪

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didntask 22 hours ago

I kinda want Pragmata but the Switch 2 version doesn't have the game on the card 😒

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didntask updated didntask

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didntask 1 day ago

Rem- libtrd propensity for betraying their own parents; getting dad arrested for protesting, filming mom's opinions to shame her on social media

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didntask 1 day ago

Forgot a million things. Milsim, clav, more. Will remember next time

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filippospreafico updated Filippo Spreafico - international comedy se...

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Filippo Spreafico - international comedy sensation

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ard updated О, КИНО!

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1 day ago

This chicken plays the piano https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jirr9ErBaG0

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brachypelmide 1 day ago

man i fuckin love chickens😭

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nexos-den 1 day ago

Guys a chicken plays better on piano than me :(

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barracudachan 1 day ago

Smart little yard birds lol

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figurea 1 day ago

billions of years of evolution led up to this very moment

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kockatriceking 1 day ago

they are pretty easy to train, as theyre deeply food motivated and intelligent. they can also count, do basic maths, recognise faces (and prefer beautiful people), sing, recognise themselves in mirrors, have a language, etc

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kockatriceking 1 day ago

also they display empathy for each other! https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-startling-intelligence-of-the-common-chicken1/ https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0291416 https://www.scienceworld.ca/stories/chickens-can-do-math/

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greenapl 1 day ago

This legend plays the accordion https://youtu.be/sJ5uG3rPoKU?si=ZXWfybRRdUa6LDsR

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ledenstars 1 day ago

i love Jokgu chicken and this made my day

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vinum-sabbathi 1 day ago

Have yall seen that really old sideshow attraction of a duck that did a "duet" with its handler

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amaxivermis 1 day ago

we've got a dinosaur playing the piano, awesome

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kirbydogs 1 day ago

amazing!!

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two-reeler 1 day ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7alHzFvFIEI :)

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music-by-margaruine 20 hours ago

This fun fact was VALIDATED by TRUE Neocities WEBMASTERS

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didntask

1 day ago

Finished Metal Slug... X, 3, the easy mode of 6(missing final level) aaaand... most of 4. I'll do 1 next(or before finishing 4). then 5. then... 6-hard

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didntask 1 day ago

dying in 1 hit is so horrible, these games would be unplayable without infinite continues. even with them, the constant breaks in the action to respawn are annoying. But they're still a lot of fun. Thanks Bone.

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didntask 1 day ago

all that remains is 5 and 6-hard 🥱

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didntask 1 day ago

all done. fun. wish there was more

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ck2009online updated CK2009

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tabf5

2 days ago

Just wasted so much time on something I had to scrap in the end. I was trying to recreate one of those trivision billboards but with vanilla CSS and it keeps lagging my computer like crazy, and I don't have a weak computer

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tabf5 2 days ago

Yeah I could animate it and use a GIF, or figure out how to repurpose https://codepen.io/amit_sheen/pen/WNOroWM OR https://www.cssplay.co.uk/menu/css3-3d-billboard.html but it'll be easier if I just make my page simpler. So nevermind

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skigothy 2 days ago

aw damn that sounds like it would've been so cool!! wish it was easier to get stuff like this to work without external libraries

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ichomancer 1 day ago

The worst feeling :( I'm in a similar boat. I think the 3d billboard animations do look awesome!

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brachypelmide 1 day ago

i would use canvases for this but at the same time that would require preloading the next page and storing it out of view and like writing transformation functions and ok yeah i can see why that would be complicated. shit

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joxi 1 day ago

damn thats a shame

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psychicnewborn 1 day ago

had similar experiences. some things just lag like crazy on css, like big blurs or drop-shadows.

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underwhite 1 day ago

damnit, I guess you have to go for the gif option

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brachypelmide 1 day ago

@psychicnewborn can confirm. if you want to lag your site the best way to do it is to stack a lot of blurs. my pre-molt site used to have like 3 different blurs stacked on top of each other on rare occasions

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nexos-den 1 day ago

shhhhhhhhh I love blur.....

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didntask updated didntask

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didntask 2 days ago

headache. better post next tiem --why i like Clav//walletposting//mil-simstory (Emi's a cheerleader now). im gonna lie down and trytorelax

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noahie 2 days ago

if you're anything like me (you are), you just need a cup of coffee. also, this blog is the only reason why I log into my neocities thanks a lot JERK. one more day to the void, cheers.

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didntask 2 days ago

😭❤️

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wizardperspective 2 days ago

Seeing those top ten vidya of all time lists are tempting me to do my own even though I don't really have a top ten. Any list with vid related is auto-trash tier: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhwdoyp4Ov4

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wizardperspective 2 days ago

It could be worse. Imagine having the Last of Us on your top ten. It's like gaymers never seen a movie in their life. Kojima is a hack and I only like him because of that meme "I invented the camera" and "La Creative Dad"

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wizardperspective 2 days ago

I like wetting a headband with cold water, place in the freezer, and then take it out and wear it. It helps with my mild headaches sometimes.

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didntask

2 days ago

Metal Slug Anthology- I got muh unlimited continues but there's no stage select 😒

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didntask 2 days ago

Fio and her glasses are starting to grow on me tho

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ard updated О, КИНО!

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tabf5 updated TabF5

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tabf5 3 days ago

Unfortunately, not only has @chesca deleted her site, but @shittymeat999 confirmed she deleted her email account too. I've now moved chesca's button to the new Inactive/Offline section on my button wall. I hope she's doing better now wherever she is, her blog posts were really poignant and thoughtful

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greenapl 2 days ago

I got pickles

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brachypelmide 2 days ago

thank you gweenapl

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didntask updated didntask

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didntask 3 days ago

wait did I miss a chapter of Mil-Sim Story?? If I did I'll get it next time.

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didntask 3 days ago

i DID. Chapter 53 next tiem

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didntask 3 days ago

"Clavicular rates a blonde chick a 4.75/10 & tells her to looksmax" question his methods but this is literally the path forward for humanity to escape from 170lb women demanding millionaires.

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didntask 3 days ago

That's a good topic. I really will never run out of things to write about 🥲

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didntask 3 days ago

++The time I wallet mogged a guy?

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didntask 3 days ago

jusst one more mission in Metal Slug X 🫩

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didntask 3 days ago

Metal Slug X done. I can tell it would have been a lot of fun with unlimited continues. With save states it was a misery and the final boss still took me down to my last life.

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didntask

3 days ago

1sec 😴

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didntask 3 days ago

Hope you're having a good one btw

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tabf5

3 days ago

I generally avoid using any forums (such as Melonland) or chatboxes on Neocities. For anyone that does: am I missing out on anything cool? Or am I okay just using this Neocities feed

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xyllria 3 days ago

I thought i would avoid them when I got here but I changed my mind I like tagging people and it’s fun to provide a chat box ambience ina way sometimes. I had a horrible experience with harassment a month or two ago with cbox that I had issues handling with a free account however.

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mazapandust 3 days ago

a chatbox basically feels like a lower-effort version of a guestbook...i've considered removing mine just because having a guestbook makes it redundant. but for anyone wanting to drop a quick hello without a longer message it's nice to have

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barracudachan 3 days ago

I only put one on my site so people can talk to me directly. That way nobody can ban me.

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solaria 3 days ago

i think chatboxes/comments/guestbooks are nice for letting people who dont have a neocities account comment on your site! forms are cool for finding other people in the personal web who might not be hosted on neocities, or who may not update often enough to be easily discovered ^^ now i've never really hung out in someones chat box and chatted with other people there, but i do think forums are neat

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skigothy 3 days ago

i rarely post, but i browse the melonland forum pretty often. there's some interesting discussions as well as useful resources/guides that i wouldn't have found anywhere else

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amaxivermis 3 days ago

I mean having a guestbook lets other people outside of neocities have a first greeting like the activity feed similar to neocities, which there are since there's other places like nekoweb, having a guestbook is pretty nice though I haven't had a chatbox before, although forums seem pretty nice but i gotta give some a try soon

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kirbydogs 3 days ago

chatboxes are super cool, although they can come with downsides (also known as Trying to use CBOX) - nobody really visits them due to the fact that it's kinda random and nerve-wracking but like a guestbook it's cool to have

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tabf5 3 days ago

I see, yeah I heard people hang out frequently on onio.club but I'm a little iffy with how quickly a public chatbox can go off the rails. I think it's about time I check out the MelonLand forums though. Thanks everyone!

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rusty-bytes 2 days ago

psssst come to Treefort

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tabf5 2 days ago

I don't know what that is but I will find it

dequake 1 day ago

eh, it's a little bit of both. it's a fun way to socialize, but I grew bored. i think its strengths is in creating a community that is very passionate about a specific thing, and i just don't get passionate about stuff like that, so not much to talk about

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