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tabf5

3 hours ago

I've spent the whole month scrapping and redesigning this Main Works page. I feel like a moron continuously trying to make this fancy and then overshooting and failing, but it will be worth the effort. I hope! Don't worry I'm taking breaks and pacing myself and stuff too

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strawberry-transneu 3 hours ago

Itll be worth it in the end and we'll all love what you're doing, im sure!

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chilblands 1 hour ago

the journey is part of the destination! be easy on yourself and take care

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lizziesmithson updated MegaCincinnati

5 hours ago

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lizziesmithson 5 hours ago

Early webcomic update! I meant to update an hour ago, but I forgot. I'll be at a 24 Hour Comics event tomorrow and won't be able to update my website! Wish me luck on that, it's something of an intense comics jam. O_o

didntask updated didntask

7 hours ago

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wizardperspective 6 hours ago

You're referring to the Alone in The Dark with the Bulgarian Choir Soundtrack? I have the game on Wii (It's not particularly good) but it came with the CD soundtrack which is what I really wanted: https://youtu.be/8EtgwZWxUUc?si=NBwL90GxKzDJ7uiL

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wizardperspective 6 hours ago

My cousin had the game on Xbox 360 because we watched an Armake21 video back in the day where he said the game wasn't all that bad. I'd probably should pirate the PS3 version since that one had some improvements.

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wizardperspective 6 hours ago

The review in question (RIP) https://youtu.be/Ivc8Oq_zOsM?si=Iehhv9grnPZqnZah

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didntask 19 minutes ago

Muramasa: The Demon Blade. Pretty good. Might try Viewtiful Joe for the in first time. There's some "spiritual successor" to Metal Slug with dolphins... Idr. But I'm in a ...side-scroller mood maybe. Alien Hominid? ... You know that reminds me of... "Destroy All Humans". I think I'd probably hate it today but it was a fun stupid game back then.

didntask

12 hours ago

The time is now

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didntask 12 hours ago

For you to have a good afternoon

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lizziesmithson

16 hours ago

oh BTW my webcomic's updating today instead of tomorrow (probably around 11pm like usual). ill be busy with the 24 hour comics tomorrow, so there's no way I can update my website.

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didntask updated didntask

1 day ago

blog/2026-04-22.html

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didntask 1 day ago

AI VIBE programming? OwO; if it could help me make a simple Bored2Death rpgmaker style game, I'd be soooOooooo happy and inspired to write. I'll look into it later.

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didntask 1 day ago

"Ask just use RPGmaker yourself" uh, I would if I couldn't just use VIBES to have something else do it for me instead. If I can just focus on writing dialogue w/ a simple town->dungeon loop, it'll be so much fun.

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didntask 1 day ago

finally started up Rental for the first time, see cringe inverted crosses in dev logo, immediate ick, closed & uninstalled(lol) it's finally over 🥱 I'll find something else to take a month to start

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wizardperspective 10 hours ago

I love Hikari's smug face. There was a emote just like that in koikatsu studio but I didn't use it. My loss.

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ard updated О, КИНО!

1 day ago

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didntask

1 day ago

😴good afternoomf

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didntask 1 day ago

I forgot what iwas gonna say. Illttyl, pls be having a good day

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mayolistic 1 day ago

good evening!

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tabf5 ladyinbed

1 day ago

Welcome back!!!!! It's amazing to see you again

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tabf5 1 day ago

(guys check the guestbook's URL :)

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drinkcaesium updated Drink Caesium

1 day ago

Drink Caesium

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didntask

2 days ago

Finished rosary a minute before midnight 😪

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didntask 2 days ago

I kinda want Pragmata but the Switch 2 version doesn't have the game on the card 😒

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didntask updated didntask

2 days ago

blog/2026-04-21.html

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didntask 2 days ago

Rem- libtrd propensity for betraying their own parents; getting dad arrested for protesting, filming mom's opinions to shame her on social media

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didntask 2 days ago

Forgot a million things. Milsim, clav, more. Will remember next time

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filippospreafico updated Filippo Spreafico - international comedy se...

2 days ago

Filippo Spreafico - international comedy sensation

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ard updated О, КИНО!

2 days ago

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tabf5

2 days ago

This chicken plays the piano https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jirr9ErBaG0

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brachypelmide 2 days ago

man i fuckin love chickens😭

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nexos-den 2 days ago

Guys a chicken plays better on piano than me :(

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barracudachan 2 days ago

Smart little yard birds lol

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figurea 2 days ago

billions of years of evolution led up to this very moment

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kockatriceking 2 days ago

they are pretty easy to train, as theyre deeply food motivated and intelligent. they can also count, do basic maths, recognise faces (and prefer beautiful people), sing, recognise themselves in mirrors, have a language, etc

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kockatriceking 2 days ago

also they display empathy for each other! https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-startling-intelligence-of-the-common-chicken1/ https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0291416 https://www.scienceworld.ca/stories/chickens-can-do-math/

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greenapl 2 days ago

This legend plays the accordion https://youtu.be/sJ5uG3rPoKU?si=ZXWfybRRdUa6LDsR

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ledenstars 2 days ago

i love Jokgu chicken and this made my day

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vinum-sabbathi 2 days ago

Have yall seen that really old sideshow attraction of a duck that did a "duet" with its handler

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amaxivermis 2 days ago

we've got a dinosaur playing the piano, awesome

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kirbydogs 2 days ago

amazing!!

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two-reeler 2 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7alHzFvFIEI :)

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music-by-margaruine 1 day ago

This fun fact was VALIDATED by TRUE Neocities WEBMASTERS

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lucysdying 2 hours ago

the chicken has suck a jazzy feel

didntask

3 days ago

Finished Metal Slug... X, 3, the easy mode of 6(missing final level) aaaand... most of 4. I'll do 1 next(or before finishing 4). then 5. then... 6-hard

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didntask 3 days ago

dying in 1 hit is so horrible, these games would be unplayable without infinite continues. even with them, the constant breaks in the action to respawn are annoying. But they're still a lot of fun. Thanks Bone.

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didntask 2 days ago

all that remains is 5 and 6-hard 🥱

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didntask 2 days ago

all done. fun. wish there was more

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tabf5

3 days ago

Just wasted so much time on something I had to scrap in the end. I was trying to recreate one of those trivision billboards but with vanilla CSS and it keeps lagging my computer like crazy, and I don't have a weak computer

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tabf5 3 days ago

Yeah I could animate it and use a GIF, or figure out how to repurpose https://codepen.io/amit_sheen/pen/WNOroWM OR https://www.cssplay.co.uk/menu/css3-3d-billboard.html but it'll be easier if I just make my page simpler. So nevermind

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skigothy 3 days ago

aw damn that sounds like it would've been so cool!! wish it was easier to get stuff like this to work without external libraries

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ichomancer 3 days ago

The worst feeling :( I'm in a similar boat. I think the 3d billboard animations do look awesome!

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brachypelmide 2 days ago

i would use canvases for this but at the same time that would require preloading the next page and storing it out of view and like writing transformation functions and ok yeah i can see why that would be complicated. shit

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joxi 2 days ago

damn thats a shame

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psychicnewborn 2 days ago

had similar experiences. some things just lag like crazy on css, like big blurs or drop-shadows.

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underwhite 2 days ago

damnit, I guess you have to go for the gif option

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brachypelmide 2 days ago

@psychicnewborn can confirm. if you want to lag your site the best way to do it is to stack a lot of blurs. my pre-molt site used to have like 3 different blurs stacked on top of each other on rare occasions

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nexos-den 2 days ago

shhhhhhhhh I love blur.....

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didntask updated didntask

3 days ago

blog/2026-04-20.html

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didntask 3 days ago

headache. better post next tiem --why i like Clav//walletposting//mil-simstory (Emi's a cheerleader now). im gonna lie down and trytorelax

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noahie 3 days ago

if you're anything like me (you are), you just need a cup of coffee. also, this blog is the only reason why I log into my neocities thanks a lot JERK. one more day to the void, cheers.

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didntask 3 days ago

😭❤️

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wizardperspective 3 days ago

Seeing those top ten vidya of all time lists are tempting me to do my own even though I don't really have a top ten. Any list with vid related is auto-trash tier: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhwdoyp4Ov4

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wizardperspective 3 days ago

It could be worse. Imagine having the Last of Us on your top ten. It's like gaymers never seen a movie in their life. Kojima is a hack and I only like him because of that meme "I invented the camera" and "La Creative Dad"

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wizardperspective 3 days ago

I like wetting a headband with cold water, place in the freezer, and then take it out and wear it. It helps with my mild headaches sometimes.

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didntask

3 days ago

Metal Slug Anthology- I got muh unlimited continues but there's no stage select 😒

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didntask 3 days ago

Fio and her glasses are starting to grow on me tho

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ard updated О, КИНО!

4 days ago

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