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crackworths just-a-husk

7 hours ago

Do you have an e-mail? I would strongly prefer speaking over e-mail as opposed to the Neocities global feed.

crackworths 6 hours ago

Got it!

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just-a-husk 6 hours ago

alrighty

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just-a-husk 6 hours ago

Do you mind telling me what you're mailing about though?

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crackworths 6 hours ago

The app store section of your internet guide, among other things

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tabf5

9 hours ago

Feels good to have free time to browse the Global Activity tab again

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underwhite 6 hours ago

omg same I do that too, I discovered onio by this way

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didntask updated didntask

12 hours ago

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didntask 12 hours ago

++The Peace Spy: daughter of Russian politician hires guy to expedite her return home from the U.S.; she came over because she wanted to be a hero and help prevent nuclear war, now she's homesick but the gov is dragging its feet letting her go. but it seems like he's actually CIA though and basically just starts tricking her into staying in the U.S., hooking her up with a job and even planning to get her a husband.

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didntask 12 hours ago

next story's "All the Hues of Hell".

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imperialxtal 12 hours ago

"i love women so much it's unreal." Same. It's almost painful.

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lizziesmithson

13 hours ago

im hoping to release two more game's over the next two weeks--i have a couple of small ones almost ready to go. i dont know that people are going to 'get' what im going for with these, but I have to follow my artistic impulses or else what's the point of livin'

crackworths updated Welcome To Crackworth's

14 hours ago

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that1rogue didntask

19 hours ago

Man, eventually I'll visit all the webring members. Your site was especially fun to visit! I stole your button, as is apparently becoming my custom :D

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didntask 19 hours ago

Thanks frien. I can't see your site though 😭

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that1rogue 19 hours ago

Wha? that's weird. it's linked on the webring and my profile here. that1rogue.xyz

that1rogue 19 hours ago

Is it a can't find it issue, or a not loading issue?

didntask 19 hours ago

Ssl error 🫣

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that1rogue 18 hours ago

I've had a few people mention that happening... hmmm. Neocities should auto-provide valid ssl certs. Where are you getting the link, if you don't mind me asking?

didntask 18 hours ago

just clicking from your profile. I might be having a false memory, but--maybe if you just recently uh... icant remember any words... if you just recently switched to your custom domain that MIGHT be why? iirc it can take like a day or something to update. but I might just be entirely wrong.

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that1rogue 13 hours ago

I've had the custom domain since day 1, hmmm. I'll have to check w/support ig, but I can't recreate the issue. Maybe it's partially your end? Apparently device date/time is somehow relevalnt to ssl working, among other things.

didntask 13 hours ago

same on multiple devices. but i just switched from my wifi to muh phone data and was able to see it.

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that1rogue 2 hours ago

welp, I contacted support, we'll see if they can help me fix it. Weird thst I can't reproduce it though

didntask

22 hours ago

Visit your manic pixie dream girl before jet fuel gets too expensive

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tabf5

1 day ago

That moment when you submit an Amazon return and they just tell you to keep the thing. Guess I got a free mini projector

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tabf5 1 day ago

I actually didn't have any uses for it but now I realize I don't need the printer for my captioned photo updates anymore. Assuming this thing can get bright enough lmao

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oopsiedoodle 23 hours ago

one time i got a free couch this way (not from amazon) because they sent the wrong couch.

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strawberry-transneu 23 hours ago

got a designers hat because they've sent me a wrong one.

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tabf5 22 hours ago

I should also mention that I try to only use Amazon whenever I'm in-between moving places or genuinely can't buy something anywhere else, I can't imagine how much wasted stuff is out there from Amazon's loose return policy. I usually buy in-person or off eBay (they sell new stuff too)

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oopsiedoodle 22 hours ago

no judgment from me. sometimes amazon is a necessary evil.

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pacrobat 21 hours ago

nothing wrong with using Amazon every now and then, I will say though, you should shop around. Not for the morality of it but because you can sometimes get stuff cheaper and/or faster if you order direct from manufacturers

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garfriend 19 hours ago

Time for some wacky protection mapping

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shittymeat999 11 hours ago

heres what I learned: amazon has a program where they donate returned items to organizations and stuff!! my local spot where they find housing for homeless lgbt folks had some random stuff from amazon that was donated when I visited a creative event they hosted! neat stuff!! they should do that with everything thats returned imo

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shittymeat999 11 hours ago

also, theres no ethical consumption under capitalism, so like.., Amazon is hard to avoid sometimes, when you need something (I work there. the greed people have is crazy. I have bruises on my legs from cat litter)

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ck2009online updated CK2009

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didntask updated didntask

1 day ago

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didntask

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didntask 1 day ago

back to Docs (i neverlearn)

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didntask 1 day ago

terrible address from the man i voted for. Nick's gonna feast tonight 😪

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didntask 1 day ago

I told EVS to name his next sketchbook "The White Man's Burden" and he liked it 🐱

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didntask 1 day ago

After he named his toy cars "Master Racers", the sky's the limit. He genuinely does the funniest dog whistles, ever, because they're so innocent. I know he's giggling to himself when he does something like name his kofi account "Ethan1488". He's just a big kid

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arandomsite 1 day ago

is this like a "funny" pick at indian engineers or wut

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gregraven updated Greg Raven’s link farm

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didntask

1 day ago

1 sec 😪

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imperialxtal 1 day ago

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didntask 1 day ago

Many such cases!

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deltarunesublime tabf5

1 day ago

Hello I'm John Facebook and im buy your website for 1 million dollars

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tabf5 1 day ago

NO DEAL!!!!

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didntask

1 day ago

As an engineer, I'm wishing you a good morning.

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didntask 1 day ago

Please excuse me, I need to finish programming my quantum VR metadata module upkeep unit

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wizardperspective 1 day ago

Good morning sar. Love teh new look very cool sar.

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imperialxtal 1 day ago

Redeem status: did not.

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tabf5

2 days ago

Neocities has been acquired by Facebook

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tabf5 2 days ago

April fool

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rusty-bytes 2 days ago

I would jump off the side of the earth

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bevweb 2 days ago

no this is true (i go by facebook now)

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houseinthewoods 1 day ago

Oh God, my heart

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jade-everstone 1 day ago

real no fake (John Facebook is making me make instagram reels as we speak-)

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shpeck 1 day ago

finally, the metaverse

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mr-pibbs-site 1 day ago

the april foul

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wiredphantom 1 day ago

You almost got me

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mossfool 1 day ago

Got me but when is Neocities acquiring Facebook😔?

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barracudachan 1 day ago

Don't even joke like that lol

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phunk 1 day ago

the pit that formed in my stomach

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juntogawa

2 days ago

It's incredible how much easier it is to find the common problems in the world, than it is to come up with the solutions. Then, putting in the action is even harder. And getting others to do it, is almost impossible.

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juntogawa

2 days ago

When reading a book, absorb the information in it like it's 100% true. After you've finished the book, start criticizing it.

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lizziesmithson updated MegaCincinnati

2 days ago

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lizziesmithson 2 days ago

New game! If I say it's an April Fool's prank, will you accept that I just released an extremely low effort piece of trash? :3

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ellastales updated Ella's Tales: A Webcomic By Benjamin Navarro

2 days ago

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didntask updated didntask

2 days ago

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didntask 2 days ago

!! EVS released the new sketchbook, Our Struggle! His old one from many years ago before I followed him, My Struggle, is like impossible to find now. Only 200 of Our Struggle. Glad I was able to grab one.

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wizardperspective 2 days ago

I only did it in advance because I have no idea what my plans are tomorrow since I'm gonna see family again. I kind of did it in the last minute. I think the Brazilian and North Korean one were my favorites.

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didntask 2 days ago

Accidentally deleted my first comment like an idiot 😪: "Wizard does the best April Fool's updates"

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didntask 2 days ago

*i need to remember to do an individual page for ytuber atozy claiming Columbus "brought smallpox blankets", that really ticked me off

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didntask 2 days ago

+rodent mayor of Providence tears down mural of murdered white girl :')

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