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Want to study efficiently? #1. Studying isn't about getting a good grade, it's about learning. #2. Studying efficiently isn't about studying as much as possible, it's about learning in a way where everything sticks to existing knowledge, and taking one subject at a time to not be overwhelmed (because learning and then forgetting has no meaning). Learn less things, so you have energy to keep the spirit up every day.
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tabf5
14 hours ago
THANK YOU FOR 100,000 VISITORS!!! Here's a photo update to celebrate, as well as a shit ton of new site buttons, a couple of sticker count updates, and a new fanart to boot. Still gonna be quietly working on that mysterious new "Main Works" page for the time being though
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tabf5
14 hours ago
Big win for potato fans: Idaho has joined the sticker map. And a few others that I forgot
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tabf5
14 hours ago
I am a moron and forgot to upload the other new fanart I got from crownanabread. Will do that tomorrow
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tabf5
2 hours ago
There we go, added. THANK YOU EVERYONE!! Also wow, 1000 updates too now! Numbers with commas Moment
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Dude the new site rocks!! I love using the WASD menu on the About page and all the other little interactive bits you added, well done!
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didntask
1 day ago
"Daddy, how did you and Mommy meet?" "She was a butterfly monster and I beat the crap out of her to get her back to normal"
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didntask
1 day ago
"Daddy, how did you and Mommy meet?" "She couldn't reach a can of beans on top of a shelf."
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didntask
1 day ago
"Daddy, how did you and Mommy meet?" "She was possessed by a ghost and pulled a key I needed out of her mouth."
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Ask Was Brutally Mogged to Death at Easter Dinner
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Neocities is such a nice place. But I feel like I have an obligation to be less here and more at annoying sites where annoying people are (Reddit? Hacker News?), to weigh up the balance at those places. We can't just complain at the misinformation and bad vibes on those sites, we also have to do our part to fix it.
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juntogawa
2 days ago
Sites like Reddit are where disoriented people ask for help, but the answers they get are from other disoriented people, because they are the only ones who want to be there at all. That's where we who know something should be to give better answers to the disoriented people (without getting caught up in the culture and becoming as disoriented as the rest over there).
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didntask
2 days ago
Duncan's corner yelled "SURPRISE ELBOW!" while he was defending his neck from Moicano. He tried it(it didn't work) and in doing so allowed Moicano to get the sub. One of the funniest things I've ever heard in the sport.
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I don't want plans, goals, ambitions, visions, etc. I want to wait for opportunities and ideas that feel right and just hop onto them. I want to be better at filtering out the right moments from the wrong ones, so I can more easily find the right ones. If these moments were trains, then in this metaphor I'd want to live near the trainstation (preferable a connection point where many trains meet, like in Hamburg)
juntogawa
3 days ago
To maybe explain the metaphor better: Normally people would like to get a faster train, or a better train. Or rush to the train to get on it. Or buy tickets in advance so you don't miss your schedule. But I just want to live near the train station and catch a train when the opportunity strikes.
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Play the Metal Slug games. They're awesome, compact, and on like 1000 different platforms at this point.
I'll give it a shot. But i think I'm gonna be BAD