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lizziesmithson
5 hours ago
Made a couple of minor UI changes to some older games, cause it's been bugging me a while
ROAD TRIP COMPLETE!!! I will be still absent for several days as I set up my new place but my journey has ended safely
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Hey 🥱
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didntask
15 hours ago
Hope you're well. I beat the samurai girl, but she just wanted to wish for the world to have no more injustice. But her Servant betrayed her and tried destroying all of Japan with a giant bull to save the world by destroying it. so we had to TEAM UP with Jeanne and Miyamoto Musashi (who is a hot woman now because Fate). We won, but now uh, some new bad guy is here this is the last chapter
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didntask
15 hours ago
Poor Jeanne got injured saving her master 😭 it was fuuun being able to play as her again though. It's CRIMINAL that there's no Free Play mode with the Servants 😒
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didntask
15 hours ago
I'm actually going insane: just read a game reviewer complain that a game didn't have enough gore because it only *implies* that a girl is decapitated without showing it; and then in the next paragraph he's complaining about the slightest amount of fan-service. Seeing girls get their heads cut off is heckin mature and deep, seeing some -not all- of their boobs is idk, not wholesome chungus
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didntask
15 hours ago
I remember Christian soccer moms being mocked for this "violence good but secs bad" puritanism, but now it's like, leftoid males. And instead of a virtuous religious reason, it's just because they're like, eunuchs.
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MY SON (ur model) IS NOW ON MY HOME PAGE!! btw, safe travels on yer trip homie!!
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tabf5
1 day ago
IT LOOKS KILLER I LOVE IT!!! Lmk if you want the code to make it toggle 3D/2D all fancy-like! And the trip is going good, thank you! Almost done finally
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ninevolt
11 hours ago
@underwhite make sure you cook him to a minimum internal temperature of 165° f
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didntask
1 day ago
Hey. hey you know how a 911 dispatcher will only ask "Is the suspect white, black, or hispanic?" Wouldn't it be funny if in Asia the police asked the same question, "Is the suspect white, black, or hispanic?"
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didntask
1 day ago
(yes it would be funny, and it's the future) // I'm forgetting something and idk what it is. but make sure you check out the new BORED characters
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didntask
1 day ago
oh yeah, i kinda wanted to comment on Wanglin's site & feud with Nick, but that's like, a lot of work. so. maybe next time. No-one's more qualified to yap about it than me, but I'm such a Leo 😴
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didntask
1 day ago
CORRECTION: I'm sry, I don't think Mariah was a Prise, I think she was like, just a sorceress or something? Something like that? I just don't think Mayo could have killed a Prise so easily--and he really killed Mariah easily. Idr what was so special about her though. Maybe I'll look in the book later...
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imperialxtal
1 day ago
The Maine AG is another "Frey" who's a total piece of shit. Interesting surname!
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Pro tip: if you ever find yourself as the sole driver of a 20+ hour road trip, learn how to use cruise control on the car. Your right knee will thank you and not be in searing pain
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oaaky
1 day ago
seconding this, i found out my cars cruise control is barely functional while on a road trip that was 12 hours each way. i think even the short times i was able to get cruise control to work probably saved me
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shittymeat999
1 day ago
I have a bad day if my cruise control doesnt work in my delivery van at work
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cherrycomet
1 day ago
there are some people who refuse to use it which drives me up the wall as a person that uses it actually anytime I'm driving a consistent speed for more than 2 minutes
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strayland
22 hours ago
truest statement ever. i had a friend that lived in the desert & would put on cruise control & drive with his knees because the roads were so straight and flat
YAAAAAA!!! *kicks your door down* 🥾🚪
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didntask
1 day ago
Hope you're having a good one. I'm never going to finish Samurai Remnant, there's a million side quests (5). Overall it's been really really good. Wanna try fate/extra for psp. I think i literally have it on mine but turning it on to check is a lot of work
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didntask
1 day ago
you have to verify your email on 4chins now? i waited an ENTIRE MINUTE for a captcha, then it just didn't even work. this is hell. the internet is literally worse today than it was 20 years ago.
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didntask
1 day ago
I'm going to use Gemini to simulate /v/. I'm going to make a custom gem that has multiple personalities, and I'll just talk to THEM about video games instead :^) and they'll all be really smart and funny and none of them will be communists or spam ir p#rn gifs.
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didntask
1 day ago
happier-- just remembered this boi https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Black_Fog he was in a 1997 issue of COROCORO COMICS. Very scary. Also very scary how long ago that was.
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didntask
1 day ago
CLASSIC Jestermaxxing https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/b/b6/Sabrina_and_Haunter.png Dude just make her laugh
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Still on the road moving across the country and I'm sitting in a hotel in Franklin TN right now that just got a tornado warning from that big storm happening. The storm is too wide to evacuate anywhere. Oh man
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mr-pibbs-site
1 day ago
something like this literally happened to my brother last year when he was driving back from helping me move. prayin for you dawg
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tabf5
1 day ago
Think it's all clear for the Nashville area now, everything is ok. Nature is terrifying man
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shittymeat999
1 day ago
HOPE THERES NO MORE TORNADOS ON YOUR ROADTRIP!! Hate those bitches fr. Pls stay safe!!
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Holy heck your website is INCREDIBLE! SO clean! I'm taking notes and adding your button!
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tabf5
2 days ago
Thank you so much!! I'm on the road right now but I'll check out your site as soon as I can!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTZcBb5gUOU&list=RDqTZcBb5gUOU&start_radio=1 Is this what you were referring to?
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hey
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didntask
2 days ago
I hope you're having a good one, cya later. Gypsy won // new blog format to satisfy kuts // Fateposting // i deleted my entire meme folder and I feel like a monk
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imperialxtal
2 days ago
I got a "dead" computer I had 2020-2023 working again the other day and I had a MASSIVE folder of pepes, gigachads, covid era ivermectin memes, and other bullshit. Had a few good keks.
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imagine a grown woman saying "Jebus" 🤢 my tummy actually hurts now
--probably just diaphragm breathing too much again tbf. Yuck though.
Have you read the original Fate/Stay Night? I'm struggling getting into these massive VNs......