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Pro tip: if you ever find yourself as the sole driver of a 20+ hour road trip, learn how to use cruise control on the car. Your right knee will thank you and not be in searing pain
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YAAAAAA!!! *kicks your door down* 🥾🚪
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didntask
14 hours ago
Hope you're having a good one. I'm never going to finish Samurai Remnant, there's a million side quests (5). Overall it's been really really good. Wanna try fate/extra for psp. I think i literally have it on mine but turning it on to check is a lot of work
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didntask
12 hours ago
you have to verify your email on 4chins now? i waited an ENTIRE MINUTE for a captcha, then it just didn't even work. this is hell. the internet is literally worse today than it was 20 years ago.
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didntask
12 hours ago
I'm going to use Gemini to simulate /v/. I'm going to make a custom gem that has multiple personalities, and I'll just talk to THEM about video games instead :^) and they'll all be really smart and funny and none of them will be communists or spam ir p#rn gifs.
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didntask
12 hours ago
happier-- just remembered this boi https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Black_Fog he was in a 1997 issue of COROCORO COMICS. Very scary. Also very scary how long ago that was.
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didntask
12 hours ago
CLASSIC Jestermaxxing https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/b/b6/Sabrina_and_Haunter.png Dude just make her laugh
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Still on the road moving across the country and I'm sitting in a hotel in Franklin TN right now that just got a tornado warning from that big storm happening. The storm is too wide to evacuate anywhere. Oh man
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mr-pibbs-site
16 hours ago
something like this literally happened to my brother last year when he was driving back from helping me move. prayin for you dawg
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tabf5
15 hours ago
Think it's all clear for the Nashville area now, everything is ok. Nature is terrifying man
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shittymeat999
14 hours ago
HOPE THERES NO MORE TORNADOS ON YOUR ROADTRIP!! Hate those bitches fr. Pls stay safe!!
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Holy heck your website is INCREDIBLE! SO clean! I'm taking notes and adding your button!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTZcBb5gUOU&list=RDqTZcBb5gUOU&start_radio=1 Is this what you were referring to?
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hey
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didntask
1 day ago
I hope you're having a good one, cya later. Gypsy won // new blog format to satisfy kuts // Fateposting // i deleted my entire meme folder and I feel like a monk
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imperialxtal
1 day ago
I got a "dead" computer I had 2020-2023 working again the other day and I had a MASSIVE folder of pepes, gigachads, covid era ivermectin memes, and other bullshit. Had a few good keks.
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kunfucutsman
2 days ago
Alternatively, you can reduce the max width of paragraphs to 80ch, and set a margin-inline: auto to them to center them
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kunfucutsman
2 days ago
It's a known fact that paragraphs that are too wide are hard to read, so you may have that issue. Iirc the ideal width of a paragraph is 70-90 characters long
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imperialxtal
1 day ago
didntask is taking us back to the old internet of phat ass pages and no "container" CSS bullshit. Next up: pure .txt pages and mf'ing FRAMES.
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didntask
1 day ago
👏if .txt showed thumbnails on the feed, I already would be doing them almost exclusively
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I finally took the time to explore your page more today, I love your tablings, your device museum, and your stickers!! what a wonderful website :D
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Thank you for the follow! And holy shit, THAT'S a website
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lizziesmithson
2 days ago
Updated my comic! Part 1 of this story is almost over, but there's still a ways more to go before the whole thing's done!
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I dunno
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didntask
2 days ago
Kinda wanna read Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. Gawain's in Fate and the Green Knight is in The Wizard Knight 🐱
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240 FOLLOWERS?????? you're growing so fast 🥹 maybe you'll get to 300 before april fools :)
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tabf5
3 days ago
I'm a growing boy!!!! Also my explosive follower count growth will definitely be nerfed this month but I have much bigger plans for my site that might put me on track to hit 1k in a year. It has to do with that unknown Main Works page that will soon be known.......
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tabf5
3 days ago
nerfed this month because I can't work on my site during this multi-week move across the country I'm doing*
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underwhite
2 days ago
aw man :( it's fine, pick up on your site whenever you want to, no pressure here!
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Ugh, I have to drive through Dallas tomorrow. Uggghhhh
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cruise control is my beeeeest friend
seconding this, i found out my cars cruise control is barely functional while on a road trip that was 12 hours each way. i think even the short times i was able to get cruise control to work probably saved me
I have a bad day if my cruise control doesnt work in my delivery van at work