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barndoors

22 hours ago

lol what if karlach stepped on me while raging lol wouldn’t that be so funny lol

barndoors

22 hours ago

ayo EIGHT maids a milking? 😮‍💨😮‍💨

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kkbkkb 21 hours ago

16 boobs to choose from

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barndoors

22 hours ago

i have an rpi im terrified to power on at this point

pirahxcx 21 hours ago

you have a... Retail Price Index?!

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barndoors

1 day ago

meeting day. civ v, kamehameha vs enrico, tiny islands epic, no city states

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barndoors 1 day ago

marathon no barbs of COURSE

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chesca barndoors

2 days ago

I wrote something in your guestbook, but it disappeared, so I’m not sure if you saw it. I normally don’t post on profiles because I’m super shy LOL.

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barndoors 2 days ago

I have admin(s) approve posts to limit hate/spam. So kind thank you very much. Beautiful website and looking forward to poking around more

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barndoors

3 days ago

they listen through speakers btw microphones just make it a tiny bit easier

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daliwali 3 days ago

u know about the yellow dot matrices on most consumer printers as well?

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barndoors 3 days ago

and of the uv fibers build to shed off of clothing I swear we’re going to be wearing state mandated body cams soon (he types into a smart phone)

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pirahxcx 3 days ago

so that's why these fuckers complain there is no cyan and shit even when you are printing black text

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barndoors 3 days ago

like actually tho. That plus everyone’s fine w ink printers bending us over for some reason? I use toner btw

benny1548132 3 days ago

so, where are they? the speakers?

daliwali 2 days ago

next thing u know, they watch u through the monitor, smell u thru the radio, feel u thru the touchscreen

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barndoors 1 day ago

the govt and several corpos already have your house mapped to the mm with wifi imaging.

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nohappynonsense 4 days ago

loving the follow through

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barndoors

5 days ago

mega refactor is finally done go check it out! new pfps (can you find them all?), SPA treatment! we have slick animations, page reshuffling, new ephemera page

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barndoors 5 days ago

color theme this time: fruity pebbles vomit

barndoors 5 days ago

i need to touch up some buttons but shoutouts in no particular order:

barndoors 5 days ago

mazapandust (https://neocities.org/site/mazapandust) for allowing me to be creatively bankrupt and just write some code. will forever bow down to postcards implementation

barndoors 5 days ago

daliwali (https://neocities.org/site/daliwali) for being psyopped

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barndoors 5 days ago

nohappynonsense (https://neocities.org/site/nohappynonsense) for roasting my titles and helping push the rebuild

barndoors 5 days ago

BENNY! (https://neocities.org/site/benny1548132) he's gone but thanks for listening

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benny1548132 5 days ago

i'm not gone buddy, i just switched hosts. i will still bother you and haunt your dreams, and everyone else's

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nohappynonsense 5 days ago

wait, which one are you again?

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benny1548132 5 days ago

whichever one you want

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nohappynonsense 4 days ago

now that we got the titles sorted it's time to fixup these dates you think are clever, too

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barndoors 4 days ago

They’ll be switched to braille in the buttons update

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pirahxcx 4 days ago

that's nice, because I can touch the screen to read it

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barndoors 4 days ago

hope you kept the game manual!

jello01000101 updated JELLO'S WORLD

1 week ago

barndoors

1 week ago

'she was brutally graped and unalived by a pew pew' yall deserve hexes for your treatment of the dead

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mazapandust 1 week ago

i hate it too but using the real words gets videos taken down so at the same time i get it

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barndoors 1 week ago

ideally people wouldnt be monetizing that content anyways. i guess ideallyer that content wouldnt even exist. ijs if i end up a podcast topic everyones getting haunted

barndoors mazapandust

1 week ago

thanks for stopping by! i love your postcard page! a trillion times better implementation than my /junkdrawer.

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mazapandust 1 week ago

thank you! i like your junkdrawer page - you should totally make it click-and-draggable. also added your button to my page :)

barndoors 1 week ago

thank ya thank ya! you will be buttoned and shouted out after my giant site update

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barndoors 1 week ago

my buddy got me an amazing death proof print highly recommend everyone watch best tarantino

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miela583 1 week ago

Do you mean drug reduction like DARE? It was a whole thing at my grade school, like six weeks worth of a cop coming into the classroom on Tuesdays. There was a graduation ceremony.

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barndoors 1 week ago

that's crazy! six whole weeks! how in depth did it get?

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miela583 1 week ago

They made us role play saying no to drugs, and watch videos, but what I remember most is a lesson on what every drug did and how it could kill you. I was in 5th grade and became convinced from the name that crystal meth had to be the sparkliest drug from the moment the cop wrote it on the board. There was a guy in a lion suit, too.

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miela583 1 week ago

Note: I am in my late 30s, so I remember seeing Winners Don't Use Drugs screens on arcade machines, too, and a lot of PSAs during cartoons. By the time I was substitute teaching, in the early 00s, the focus on this stuff was WAY lighter.

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pirahxcx 1 week ago

I had a thing similar to DARE when we were in 4th grade, on 6th grade we'd read Christiane F. to learn that David Bowie was an entry drug, and on 7th grade we'd do a play based on the book... I don't remember them talking much about drugs after that, I guess they decided that at 13-14 you are ready to start doing it... I mean, if you wanted to be cool.

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barndoors koilwood

2 weeks ago

Thanks for stopping by. I love your art

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koilwood 1 week ago

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barndoors

2 weeks ago

guys...i have to come clean. im also an international psyop hired to influence your thinking (try the Taco Bell Toasted Cheddar Street Chalupa today)

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daliwali 2 weeks ago

good call on the chalupa tho, i think i will get taco bell today

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oldkidz-newblockz 2 weeks ago

never heard of it. is chalupa inspired name from slovak word for cottage?

barndoors 2 weeks ago

I wouldn’t be surprised. The founder Thomas T Bell is from there and originally wanted to serve classic central euro cuisine

daliwali 2 weeks ago

you fcking made me do it: https://daliwali.neocities.org/journal/2025#d2025-11-24

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barndoors 2 weeks ago

+250 good boy points have been deposited into your future debt funds. Please return at your earliest convenience for continued consumption

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barndoors

2 weeks ago

my bad on the hotlinking. i know the 150 kb/month hits really slow things down

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oldkidz-newblockz 2 weeks ago

ah, that reminds me (myself)...

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pirahxcx 2 weeks ago

Conscicousness is not cost-effective... imagine the amount of resources it would consume for no real gain? I type on a computer made from materials extracted from multiple continents, assembled elsewhere, transported around the world to reach me, powered by a gigantic energy grid being generated far far away, communicating through a world wide web.

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barndoors 2 weeks ago

i dont think this is _exactly_ what you were getting at but the idea of God doing all this with a profit motive is hilarious. New meaning of angel investors zing. Is there a prison above heaven even more prestigious?

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barndoors

2 weeks ago

Two McDoubles no ketchup no mustard add mac sauce large fry large coke no ice please thank you

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nohappynonsense 2 weeks ago

[insert tim robinson order meme here]

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