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barndoors

9 hours ago

mega refactor is finally done go check it out! new pfps (can you find them all?), SPA treatment! we have slick animations, page reshuffling, new ephemera page

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barndoors 9 hours ago

color theme this time: fruity pebbles vomit

barndoors 9 hours ago

i need to touch up some buttons but shoutouts in no particular order:

barndoors 9 hours ago

mazapandust (https://neocities.org/site/mazapandust) for allowing me to be creatively bankrupt and just write some code. will forever bow down to postcards implementation

barndoors 9 hours ago

daliwali (https://neocities.org/site/daliwali) for being psyopped

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barndoors 9 hours ago

nohappynonsense (https://neocities.org/site/nohappynonsense) for roasting my titles and helping push the rebuild

barndoors 9 hours ago

BENNY! (https://neocities.org/site/benny1548132) he's gone but thanks for listening

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benny1548132 6 hours ago

i'm not gone buddy, i just switched hosts. i will still bother you and haunt your dreams, and everyone else's

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nohappynonsense 3 hours ago

wait, which one are you again?

benny1548132 2 hours ago

whichever one you want

jello01000101 updated JELLO'S WORLD

1 day ago

barndoors

2 days ago

'she was brutally graped and unalived by a pew pew' yall deserve hexes for your treatment of the dead

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mazapandust 2 days ago

i hate it too but using the real words gets videos taken down so at the same time i get it

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barndoors 2 days ago

ideally people wouldnt be monetizing that content anyways. i guess ideallyer that content wouldnt even exist. ijs if i end up a podcast topic everyones getting haunted

barndoors mazapandust

3 days ago

thanks for stopping by! i love your postcard page! a trillion times better implementation than my /junkdrawer.

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mazapandust 2 days ago

thank you! i like your junkdrawer page - you should totally make it click-and-draggable. also added your button to my page :)

barndoors 2 days ago

thank ya thank ya! you will be buttoned and shouted out after my giant site update

barndoors

6 days ago

it's cold it's sunday im going to get trashed and play cyberpunk

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pirahxcx 6 days ago

I'm afraid of playing it, I will probably become incommunicable for months and months...

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barndoors updated thoughts on things and stuff

1 week ago

thoughts on things and stuff

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barndoors 1 week ago

my buddy got me an amazing death proof print highly recommend everyone watch best tarantino

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miela583 1 week ago

Do you mean drug reduction like DARE? It was a whole thing at my grade school, like six weeks worth of a cop coming into the classroom on Tuesdays. There was a graduation ceremony.

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barndoors 1 week ago

that's crazy! six whole weeks! how in depth did it get?

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miela583 1 week ago

They made us role play saying no to drugs, and watch videos, but what I remember most is a lesson on what every drug did and how it could kill you. I was in 5th grade and became convinced from the name that crystal meth had to be the sparkliest drug from the moment the cop wrote it on the board. There was a guy in a lion suit, too.

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miela583 1 week ago

Note: I am in my late 30s, so I remember seeing Winners Don't Use Drugs screens on arcade machines, too, and a lot of PSAs during cartoons. By the time I was substitute teaching, in the early 00s, the focus on this stuff was WAY lighter.

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pirahxcx 6 days ago

I had a thing similar to DARE when we were in 4th grade, on 6th grade we'd read Christiane F. to learn that David Bowie was an entry drug, and on 7th grade we'd do a play based on the book... I don't remember them talking much about drugs after that, I guess they decided that at 13-14 you are ready to start doing it... I mean, if you wanted to be cool.

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barndoors koilwood

1 week ago

Thanks for stopping by. I love your art

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koilwood 4 days ago

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barndoors updated thoughts on things and stuff

1 week ago

thoughts on things and stuff

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barndoors

1 week ago

guys...i have to come clean. im also an international psyop hired to influence your thinking (try the Taco Bell Toasted Cheddar Street Chalupa today)

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daliwali 1 week ago

good call on the chalupa tho, i think i will get taco bell today

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oldkidz-newblockz 1 week ago

never heard of it. is chalupa inspired name from slovak word for cottage?

barndoors 1 week ago

I wouldn’t be surprised. The founder Thomas T Bell is from there and originally wanted to serve classic central euro cuisine

daliwali 1 week ago

you fcking made me do it: https://daliwali.neocities.org/journal/2025#d2025-11-24

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barndoors 1 week ago

+250 good boy points have been deposited into your future debt funds. Please return at your earliest convenience for continued consumption

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barndoors

1 week ago

my bad on the hotlinking. i know the 150 kb/month hits really slow things down

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oldkidz-newblockz 1 week ago

ah, that reminds me (myself)...

barndoors updated thoughts on things and stuff

1 week ago

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thoughts on things and stuff

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pirahxcx 1 week ago

Conscicousness is not cost-effective... imagine the amount of resources it would consume for no real gain? I type on a computer made from materials extracted from multiple continents, assembled elsewhere, transported around the world to reach me, powered by a gigantic energy grid being generated far far away, communicating through a world wide web.

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barndoors 1 week ago

i dont think this is _exactly_ what you were getting at but the idea of God doing all this with a profit motive is hilarious. New meaning of angel investors zing. Is there a prison above heaven even more prestigious?

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barndoors

2 weeks ago

Two McDoubles no ketchup no mustard add mac sauce large fry large coke no ice please thank you

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nohappynonsense 2 weeks ago

[insert tim robinson order meme here]

barndoors nohappynonsense

2 weeks ago

im looking for new title fonts and thought of you. thoughts? (https://fontstruct.com/fontstructions/show/102333/dioptical)

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nohappynonsense 2 weeks ago

seems a bit too legible, no?

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benny1548132 2 weeks ago

oh my god. my eyes

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pirahxcx 2 weeks ago

nothing beats comic san, best font ever

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nohappynonsense 2 weeks ago

have you considered wingdings? or its cousin, webdings?

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pirahxcx 2 weeks ago

but comic san will highlight your youthfulness and laidback disposition, everyone will automatically know you are a cool and fun guy, not like those squares using Times New Roman

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oldkidz-newblockz barndoors

2 weeks ago

i tried to make similar font on fontstruct, well, if it isnt that one lol

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barndoors 2 weeks ago

thanks for stopping by. fontstruct looks neat and i may have to switch to something cooler from there.

barndoors

2 weeks ago

is there a "remove follower" option? i can stop refollows if that's the case. i stg neocities just sacrifices a few people to unfollow every once in a while

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barndoors

2 weeks ago

my css is hosted on my main site (cloudflare) ahh don’t look I’m naked

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pirahxcx 2 weeks ago

ha, now everyone can read the title

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nohappynonsense 2 weeks ago

ah finally your site is good now

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nohappynonsense 2 weeks ago

oh no what happened

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barndoors

2 weeks ago

mega refactor on the main site actual centralized js and css modular and consistent. /art feels a lot faster on mobile

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barndoors 2 weeks ago

backlinks finally preserve scroll position and no more individual html files too

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barndoors

2 weeks ago

No lasagna riddled anti Monday post. Let’s get this bread folks

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barndoors

2 weeks ago

new image might be the dumbest yet (https://barndoors.cc/g?src=/src/gif/inaroom.webp)

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pirahxcx 2 weeks ago

always wanted to try one of these

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benny1548132 2 weeks ago

...you have a name?

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barndoors 2 weeks ago

unfortunately so, benny. unfortunately so.

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barndoors updated thoughts on things and stuff

2 weeks ago

thoughts on things and stuff

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daliwali 2 weeks ago

i'd pull that goddamn lever, no questions asked

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benny1548132 2 weeks ago

this reads like a goddamned thoughtful folktale. i would not pull the lever, but i would sit and consider it. i think i would only consider it, and lose track of everything else....the joke ending didn't feel like a joke. the story was powerful. call me cringe

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barndoors 2 weeks ago

bonus points for even reading this entry. see me after class!

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benny1548132 2 weeks ago

okay, on the second read-through, the joke was really funny, because i knew it was coming and i was impressed by just how long the story was before it d/evolves into that

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