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Bathroom faucet needs replaced.
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absolutely-divine
2 days ago
i used this tutorial when mine broke: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=cFlar1jv3lIMFAwM
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skep
2 days ago
Those are the same instructions I followed to replace the kitchen sink and it took a day and a half
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miela583
2 days ago
You should get a really ostentatious one, especially if it matches the vibe of absolutely nothing else in your home. Then you can enter the King of Faucets tournament. It's pretty exclusive, but I think you could talk your way into an invite.
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skep
2 days ago
Do the judges travel to each contestant's house for that, or do I have to take my countertop somewhere like they do for dog shows?
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miela583
2 days ago
You do have to take your countertop around to places, but the tournament organizers will give you a free utility trailer.
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downhill2k01
3 days ago
how u do the miniblog, ive been trying to figure out the best way to do that all week
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skep
1 week ago
Thanks to herzogzwei for the inspiration and photos, go follow - https://neocities.org/site/herzogzwei
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overclockworked
1 week ago
Going to dollar stores and seeing this kind of thing irl is a one of a kind experience. Last time I went to one I saw a minions t-shirt that said "LE BUDDIES" in big bold letters, an Elsa doll labelled "Diversity Princess", and in the card games section I found the sequel to Uno; Dos. Left the store disoriented and confused and feeling like I just visited another dimension, would recommend.
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rusty-bytes
1 week ago
This is amazing, it's giving when Spongebob had to write his essay and wrote THE
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herzogzwei
1 week ago
incredible work, i didn't even notice the bottom hem was sewm on backwards until you pointed it out... and i've seen a sweatshirt similar to the weed-flavored ramen one before, but it was just plain chicken. long live giovanni, the king
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oopsiedoodle
1 week ago
Something tells me this isn’t the first indignant speech you’ve made about the peeing Calvin stickers
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divergentrays
1 week ago
MADE WITH 3000% PASSION gives such PowerThirst vibes! - https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?si=LlBDudT2kBNyfJNr
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emilynhoward
2 weeks ago
We had a couple of those in front of our house and a pair of house finches would nest in one. Unfortunately we did have to remove them because they were planted right above the sewer line that goes to the street and the roots kept growing into the pipes. Mourning Doves must be so widely spread beause they can tolerate human presence, a sad advantage that some creatures have and others don't.
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emilynhoward
2 weeks ago
I also think that while the arborvitae may be the tree of life, it's a pretty wretched landscaping plant. It just grows into an untameable blob after a while. (Also everyone around here pronounces it arbor vi-tee instead of arbor vee-tai. I know it's wrong but I say it that way to avoid looking like a snob.)
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skep
2 weeks ago
Huh, and here I've been pronouncing it "arbor vi-tuh" this whole time like a dullard. Anyway I agree, I have a hard time seeing myself willingly planting one of these things.
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emilynhoward
2 weeks ago
Taking classical Latin in college ruined me for life in ways I could not anticipate.
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ok i just saw the puzzmo big crossword... the most recent one was fun but still not as satisfying at it could be!!! ): that's MY lukewarm xw take and everyone must experience it
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capyhaus
3 weeks ago
I missed work today due to physical exhaustion, so I tried to set up a deployable Git repo to make uploading/deleting images easier. I couldn't understand the instructions and just stopped.
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capyhaus
3 weeks ago
I've alluded to this before, but I'm going to get into it again. I don't think I'm going to update this site as much as I did 2-3 years ago. The elephant in the room is obvious. Years ago I had multiple friend groups and a partner to motivate me, I don't have that anymore. After I lost that I was thrust into a family-financial issue and I'm juggling trying to make offline friends and work full time.
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capyhaus
3 weeks ago
I'm this close to giving up on the former, honestly. I have a hotel room reserved for a con in June, but I'm so fucking tired of life and various bullshit, I went back to social media. And not gonna lie, this community often irritates me so much. It discourages me to work on a site I have little physical energy for and only 3 people will see.
capyhaus
3 weeks ago
Having a zoomer spiel onto an unrelated status update last month and getting schizo emails convinving me to delete my site and get into crypto reminded me why I stopped checking here. (Don't tone police me, I don't care.) And I'm also tired of pretending my last relationship ended on good terms when it fucked me up. It's nobody's problem but mine, but it's another reason I avoid NC.
capyhaus
3 weeks ago
I'm turning off profile comments for awhile because it frustrates me and I don't like how the activity feed is diet Twitter. The guestbook and email is open but I'm slower to respond and less patient for random soapboxing. It's frusting how much I self-censor only for other people to mindlessly rant at me.
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whoa what the FUCK happened to neocities?
See, at least I have the decency to announce sweeping visual changes in advance so nobody is surprised
RED ALERT: THEY HAVE OPENED THE CSS FILE
skep, is your site redesign done? sadly looks weird on my phone ):
Sorb, I ain't done nothing yet. The implication is either that my site has always looked weird on your phone (which is bad) or has always looked weird in a poorly-designed way (which is harsh but fair)
looks fine on my phone tbh https://hastiesthandi.work/images/skepmobile.jpg
I did not anticipate resolutions that low (and will have to start doing so), but I love this <3
> skepmobile.jpg Somebody get on designing the Skepmobile
incredible flex, hastiest
https://sorbier.neocities.org/literal/IMG_3224.PNG https://sorbier.neocities.org/literal/IMG_3225.PNG
Ah, I see, I see. Well, beats me.
I have done the only thing I can think to do, which is: add some missing semicolons to the CSS.