Can't believe I gotta put a rule on the Free Stickers page about this, but I will not send stickers to your house if you don't have permission to order them. This kid is gonna get in trouble with their parents

wait you dont hand deliver everything?? what have we been paying for!! im giggling so hard..miss days like that

yeahh i kinda understand their situation, ive no access to order anything online so i never dare enter any free stuff things to get it delivered to me because i don't want to explain myself to my parents, but id never ask someone to try to sneak a package past my parents lmao

Note to postal worker: please throw stickers on the roof in the style of Walter White throwing a pizza

if I order some can you tape them to a brick and throw them through my window? I has to be at night because my parents are asleep and I don't want to wake them up. k thx

okay but i’m still allowed to ask you to mail a sticker to 225088 gonggong right

Must be a fairly young kid to think that'd work, too. Weird.

note to postal worker: arrive at 225088 gonggong at exactly 3:00 PM. take the first right and look for a traffic cone. when you see it, walk up to it and meow quietly. my middleman will give you the address you'll have to go to next. when you arrive you will meet an elderly woman. the codeword is "cement". if she responds "carrots", give her the sticker, close your eyes, and let her escort you. if she responds "maggo

t", leave immediately. it wasn't meant to be

note to postal worker: you HAVE to do the hokey pokey and turn around before delivery.

What does he think this is? Paperboy on NES?