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i hereby announce that those pies aren't homemade, they were made in a factory. a bomb factory. they're bombs.
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alright, i think i've had my fill of the "i hereby announce" bit. hope you enjoyed my april [REDACTED] day shenanigans!
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i hereby announce that encounters ltd corporation will be partnering with google to create Google Kaiju, a genetically-engineered giant monster that will run rampant in canada
Hold on
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oh god there's two of em now
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i hereby announce that ROB ROY Brand SOFT DRINK is the premium drink for all of life's many pursuits. Wherever you may be, you can always ask for ROB ROY(tm)!
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i hereby announce that my next comic will be a 300-page mediation on the futility of life
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i hereby announce that encounters productons, limited has taken ownership of neocities, LLC, and my first order of business as CEO will be to mess up the most followed page even more
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i hereby announce that my site will now be a premium subscription service
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could i stop google kaiju from causing utter destruction if i asked him random questions?
no