The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇
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Not posting this on the site because then I’d be what we in the industry call a massive hypocrite but it gets on my nerves when I see a cool-looking website and then the only content on it is about how much they miss Le Old Web before they invented capitalism or whatever. It was a cool fun new idea a few dozen sites ago but please I'm begging you just write about gardening or Zootopia fanfiction or something
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satyrwoud
2 years ago
What makes the free web beautiful is the sheer diversity in topics covered and how the little idiosyncracies and quirks in people's interests shine through — it makes me a little sad how most sites in the modern revival movement are just lamenting about their own existence!
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satyrwoud
2 years ago
Is Neocities ever going to update the oldass browser it uses for screenshots lol
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Cool site you've got there! Found it through a backlink in my analytics. I don’t really use Neocities much anymore, but i’ve added you to my RSS reader — curious to see where it goes. :-)
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capstasher
3 years ago
Its great to hear this comming from you. You were one of the driving influences for me starting this website! i tried doing stuff on neocities before but was not very good at it, and didnt keep it updated. this time around i am more motivated to keep it going, so hopefully you find the things to come on the website interesting
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To reduce load on my end, I have decided to (probably) stop crossposting updates from my main site to Neocities. Viva la free web, et cetera! RSS feeds and the option of just checking it every so often will remain available. :-)
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satyrwoud
3 years ago
This post was originally accompanied by an extensive, extensive rant about some imaginary stereotypical Neocities website but it was such a flagrant violation of my "no cynicism" policy and really the only reason I hammered it out was to get it out of my system and because I'd had a shit day; my apologies
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satyrwoud
3 years ago
"This Must Be the Place (Naïve Melody)" is surely up there as one of the greatest songs ever written
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satyrwoud
3 years ago
Updated the Manual of Style with some "general content guidelines" — keep it rated 15, no technology, no politics, divvin’t be a cynic
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Single worst piece of web dev jargon has to be adding "-ful" to the ends of random words. Contentful this, featureful that, i just want a grill-ful a sausages
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noombers
3 years ago
i used to have -ery but i don't really use it anymore, i dropped it for even worse lexemes like general an ('an thing') and /*ks/→⟨x⟩ ('graphx' 'effex'). i could write a page about my silly way of speaking and i should.
![[world of wandering souls] avatar](/site_screenshots/40/02/nolove/index.html.50x50.webp)
I’m not fucking around when i call it the greatest album ever made, by the way. It’s honest to god their In Rainbows — the pure, distilled version of everything that makes my favourite band great.
Oh for god's sake it's done it again