"The sporting editors had also given me $300 in cash, most of which was already spent on extremely delicious sweets. The trunk of the car looked like a 7-11's confectionary aisle.
"We had two bags of Cheetos, seventy-five miniature candy bars, five sheets of sour candy buttons, a salt shaker half full of pixy stix powder, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored M&Ms, Reese's Pieces, Nerds, Skittles, and also a quart of Sprite, a quart of Dr. Pepper, a case of Mountain Dew, a pint of Canada Dry and two dozen Sour Patch Kids.
He's just Hunter S. Thompson but with food and sugary beverages instead of drugs and alcohol.
"The sporting editors had also given me $300 in cash, most of which was already spent on extremely delicious sweets. The trunk of the car looked like a 7-11's confectionary aisle.
"We had two bags of Cheetos, seventy-five miniature candy bars, five sheets of sour candy buttons, a salt shaker half full of pixy stix powder, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored M&Ms, Reese's Pieces, Nerds, Skittles, and also a quart of Sprite, a quart of Dr. Pepper, a case of Mountain Dew, a pint of Canada Dry and two dozen Sour Patch Kids.
"Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious junk food collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."
Love everything about it