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workin on a new set of (totally truthful) pages that'll put x-files to shame. really. scully called and congratulated me on my work. haven't heard from mulder. i think defeat is hard on him.
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culturalwasteland 3 days ago

hahahaha! Mulder's too busy throwing pencils to the ceiling. Legend says that during those times aliens freely roam the earth.

dreamcult 3 days ago

mulder goes to the bathroom and as soon as the door shuts an alien falls thru the ceiling tiles and runs away

OK NOBODY ELSE FOLLOW ME
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smokeyjoint 3 weeks ago

but you have a page on catfish :)

dreamcult 3 weeks ago

yeah but i have the funny number though

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dreamcult 3 weeks ago

(if anyone in the future reads this... it's ok to follow me. i'll forgive you for ruining the funny number)

me: ok, time to get serious and make some new webpages. my 3 remaining brain cells: https://dreamcult.xyz/share/dnce.webm
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"finally, after handwriting all the code to my new page, i'm done, and i can take it down to the public library to update my site!" i say, as i trip on an old tire and my html manuscript flies into a paper shredder that had been thrown out of the third story window by an angry girlfriend breaking up with her d*ckhead boyfriend and it landed rightside up on the sidewalk and my papers flew into it
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dreamcult 1 month ago

she felt sorry and is helping me tape it all back together. i'll update you all on how it goes

yall would probably appreciate this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlhIk7iPU9o
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