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workin on a new set of (totally truthful) pages that'll put x-files to shame. really. scully called and congratulated me on my work. haven't heard from mulder. i think defeat is hard on him.
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OK NOBODY ELSE FOLLOW ME
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dreamcult
3 weeks ago
(if anyone in the future reads this... it's ok to follow me. i'll forgive you for ruining the funny number)
me: ok, time to get serious and make some new webpages.
my 3 remaining brain cells: https://dreamcult.xyz/share/dnce.webm
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"finally, after handwriting all the code to my new page, i'm done, and i can take it down to the public library to update my site!" i say, as i trip on an old tire and my html manuscript flies into a paper shredder that had been thrown out of the third story window by an angry girlfriend breaking up with her d*ckhead boyfriend and it landed rightside up on the sidewalk and my papers flew into it
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dreamcult
1 month ago
she felt sorry and is helping me tape it all back together. i'll update you all on how it goes
yall would probably appreciate this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlhIk7iPU9o
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hahahaha! Mulder's too busy throwing pencils to the ceiling. Legend says that during those times aliens freely roam the earth.
mulder goes to the bathroom and as soon as the door shuts an alien falls thru the ceiling tiles and runs away