credit where it's due, Hogan earned the mockery, and i'd like to think there'd be a smidgen of him happy that he was entertaining people from beyond the grave
"my body is more interested in website content than a healthy sleep schedule" RELATABLE
my inner child has been so neglected, she's loving all the SNES and N64 we've been playing over the past couple days
Do your apps not still have the option for them to leave it at the door? If not, consider investing in a fancy robe. It's still kind of awkward but at least it makes you look luxurious.
i read on tumblr about a guy who would always wear a bathrobe with a scarf and matching slippers and hold either a brandy snifter or a golf driver whenever he placed a delivery so he could give them something to talk about later XD