I don’t get it

you of all people should get it!

asparagus

now we're cookin'

If I say "books" do I get a gold star?

best i can do is a gold lichen

I found that door only to discover you have been scanning my dreams!

._.

it's a conespiracy

I really like everything I've read of yours. Always worthwhile!

thanks Mr. Mark! you continue to make rad things yourself

I have an acceptable entry. —That was my work of fiction that unfortunately does not meet the length requirement. Sorry Mike.

Only a few hundred words. I can't clear my throat in that time! What will I do?

@skep, thanks skep, submission accepted. ----@readoprojo maybe just the beginning of the introduction to a regular piece of yours?

Hello, this sounds like a wonderful opportunity! Thank you for posting. Just a couple of questions: Can I submit horror? Could you clarify a hundred words (Is that 300 max or...?) Can the piece have been self-published?

Howdy! Yes, no max/min for word count, yes! I need some good pieces to fill up the testing site to understand formatting and such, so need some good posts to fill that role rather than using lorem ipsum

No word limit. No that's better! I'll be in Sydney today. See what I can cough from the archives tomorrow

Speed was the key but I guess most people can't bang out 500 words on a dime

Just emailed you a 500-word story (exactly!) Drop me a line if you don't get it.

Sorry. Just realised you wanted non-fiction. I wrote fiction. Sorry. You don't need to use it.

Sorry. Sorry. Just reread. Fiction or non-fiction. I am a muddle-headed wombat

got it, replied!

no word limit: so i shouldn't just send in my unpublished thesis?

bring it on ghosty