Dear passenger, we are pleased to invite you to the welcome party in our foyer. There you will find a jumble sale, a friendly smile and all the crackers and Fish Bits you can eat. Please take your assigned balloon to help aide in your party spirit. We regret to inform you that these balloons have unfortunately been punctured due to unforeseen events and therefore the duration of your party spirit may be limited. UBWU
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oh I'm really into this one, love some mundane yet ominous time fuckery