I passed 250 diet cokes like a week ago, I forgot to come on here to make a joke about "America 250??? Oh no no no no, DIET COKE 250." so here it is now.
🎉 Picture a sky full of fireworks 🎆 💥 🎇 and an American eagle flying majestically by 🦅, crying the cry of the red-tailed hawk (because actual eagle cries are ... unimpressive) with each talon gripping a Diet Coke can.
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no fucking way
🎉 Picture a sky full of fireworks 🎆 💥 🎇 and an American eagle flying majestically by 🦅, crying the cry of the red-tailed hawk (because actual eagle cries are ... unimpressive) with each talon gripping a Diet Coke can.