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someone asked me the other day, "hey dude, when are you gonna get another ear rat going? also, you're stupid and lazy" and i took a moment to collect myself and then said "shut up, mike and stop looking in the mirror"
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THE TIME HAS COME! Ear Rat Magazine, the unkillable, the unlovable, the ball of hate and greed in organic mutated rat form, has finally returned! Download issue four here today and cut out your eyeballs afterwards; you won't need them any longer! https://www.earratmag.com/2021/09/one-of-you-is-fourth.html
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"Wait, what's that...do you hear something?" And when Robert turned around, he saw them. An avalanche of rats, scurrying and scampering towards the two men. As they got closer, he saw them more clearly, saw the ears on top of their bodies. "Oh god...ear rats..."
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Ear Rat Mag, the zine so nice we edited it twice today because I'm an idiot.
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Ear Rat Magazine issue #4 is officially releasing Friday, September 3rd! We have so many good articles and drawings in this pdf that we even forgot one earlier today. See you Friday.
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Had an exterminator check the house today. Came back with bad news, "you have a bunch of ear rats in your walls. they should come out in a week or two."
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letslearntogether
3 years ago
I guess I'm lucky. All they did was play loud music when I had an infestation a few years back.
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bmh
3 years ago
Ear rats... that doesn't sound good. I have various rodents residing in my roof, but they don't cause me any trouble.
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are you serializing your story via any "platforms" i.e. wattpad, medium, royal road, substack, etc?
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robertfitzroy
4 years ago
I had already planned on doing so but I never did. Do you think I should put it on those as well? I had planned on Royal Road at one time.
nohappynonsense
4 years ago
Substack seems to be all the rage right now, that's what I use. I'm unsure about RR but I do hear lots of good things from those who use it
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No no. We are idiots.
I feel like a villain in this story.
Villain club villain club villain club.