Disclaimer
This site is technically safe-for-work (no sexually explicit images) but not intended for minors. [Under 17.] I can't force anyone to not browse, but it's not made with you or your safety in mind.
I frequently use harsh or offensive language for comedic effect; I don't intend to purposely offend, but I won't walk on eggshells to avoid it either. You're free to "take what you like" from my site, I don't expect everyone to care for every section or thing posted here.
Technical info
All code used is recycled in some way - Feel free to borrow or copy♡ any assets you want, reuse any topics I've written about, or reference and draw inspiration from any art shared. (Just don't hotlink or repost unless, it was drawn for you.) All pages are mobile responsive, but some look better on desktop. Code has only been tested in Chromium browsers and Firefox. I avoid using imagery that may trigger epilepsy, but some gifs and blinkies have light flashing. I also require Javascript for galleries and other effects. I recommend browser add-ons that change contrast or pausing gifs if necessary. Unfortunately, I also compress images to save bandwidth, so official art, screenshots, and other graphics can have an obvious dip in quality.
HARDMACHINE
Welcome to a publicly viewable museum of my brain! I initially wanted to have an art gallery, but now I mostly write about things that interest or amuse me. HARDMACHINE is an acquired taste... If you don't like it, acquire some taste. Just kidding, I have links out if this is a rabbit hole you want to crawl out of.
123Guestbook archive is here.
Psst! Hey! Did you know that Disney is a driving force for ratphobia in the media? Pst! Hey! Get off your phone and stop doomscrolling!
Random status
Updates
5/20/2025: Minor art update.
5/16/2025: Happy 23rd birthday, Charizard1246!
5/3/2025: I tried to write something witty, but my brain shat itself. I've been on a hiatus for realsies now. Have a bulk art upload.
4/1/2025: No jokes today. Small backlog of art uploaded since I didn't have wifi for 2 days. Ivy shrine replaced with a placeholder.
3/20/2025: Purchased art added here, and Fae shrine layout replaced.
3/10/2025: Hey guys, I'm basically on hiatus due to real life and will only do minor updates. Art galleries periodically updated, links layout tweaked, and a rune from 2023 amended.
2/20/2025: New rune added. This is draft one of two that has been sitting for a month, I wonder when the second will be finished?
2/12/2025: Long overdue shrine added.
2/9/2025: New rune added.
2/4/2025: Art and shrine update.
1/24/2025: New and old art added.
1/15/2025: Archive of my 123Guestbook entries uploaded.
1/14/2025: Some minor tweaks around the site. New gallery of art for me and more created.
1/4/2025: Happy new year. New rune, albeit not a very good one.
12/25/2024: A fresh lump of coal for you naughty overgrown children on this Pagan-Christian-secular LARPing holiday.
12/21/2024: Original art gallery online, and some stuff added to fanart and old art too. You're on the naughty list, by the way.
12/8/2014: Say it aint so?! A new rune. Don't say I never gave you anything for Christmas.
11/17/2024: Two new runes.
11/8/2024: I am not well. Some art uploaded. I plan on making a gallery for non-OC non-fanart soon, because I only have one OC page drafted.
10/18/2024: October is halfway over. Bracing myself for the inevitable American mass psychosis on Election Day. New fanart gallery online.
10/2/2024: October means my Pumpkin Hill banner makes sense. New rune published. Another is still in progress.
9/29/2024: New art added. I have some new things in progress too.
9/18/2024: I've been on hiatus. Shit-tier filler rune added, something better is in progress.
8/8/2024: New filler added.
8/5/2024: Artfight gallery uploaded.
7/29/2024: I've been re-employed as of last week, so updates will be slower. Over the last few days I replaced the layout for the Capybara and Baraduke shrines, and Charizard1246 and Sparkler's pages have been updated with guest art.
7/7/2024: New filler rune.
7/4/2024: Redid my error page (autoplay removed).
6/20/2024: One new art added, because I still don't have a gallery to upload everything else I've drawn. Geez! Might use that Sheezy account I made. Minor tweaks made elsewhere too.
6/15/2024: Old MLP art gallery layout redone and shrine updated. I haven't been well and don't have much energy lately, sorry.
6/6/2024: New art added. I'm going to start uploading on Side7 until I make new galleries. Hey, remember when everyone lost their mind on this day in 2006?
6/2/2024: Happy "corporations profit off of an ever-increasing acronym of alphabet people when convenient" month!
5/30/2024: New index layout, and new art added.
5/26/2024: All runes have a new external style.css applied to them as of yesterday. Wonder when this crusty old index will be changed up?
