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Look man, I love what Kagi is doing and all with their small web projects and other stuff, but Orion (their fork of Safari that also is on Linux now) keeps crashing and I'm literally on a Mac. I'm gonna go back to Firefox/Brave until Ladybird comes out ig
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skigothy
1 month ago
i really really want to like orion, but every time i try to switch i get enough issues (primarily websites that refuse to render/function) that i end up switching back to firefox every time
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hadync
1 month ago
didn't know the linux version of orion came out, gotta try it :-) i've used orion for a little while on my phone and just a bit on a mac and haven't had issues with it
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lizziesmithson
1 month ago
New page! I just checked my schedule, and for pacing reasons it's going to be almost entirely 1 page a week updates until October. :(
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Have a good day pls 🦉
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didntask
1 month ago
Maybe next blog- "that's not my Pope" // playing Warframe for 10 minutes gave me a headache for 5 hours and now i am in a deep depression
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didntask
1 month ago
Oh man fantastic fights tomorrow 🤩 bro i never realized Jiri finished all but one of his 30+ victories. no failed tests, i think it's time to acknowledge him if he wins tomorrow 😪 pls let him win. I'll do a boring recap for you, but i know you'll be watching it with me ❤️
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Checking how sold out your local theater is for the final episode of The Amazing Digital Circus is like a free census of terminally online people. My partner rushed into the room and asked to check tickets in our PA town when it got announced today. Some shows are already entirely sold out. There are so many nerds in Lancaster jesus christ LOL
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tabf5
1 month ago
As someone who's only been watching the show because I live with a fan of it, doing a movie theater finale seems like genius marketing. But I've heard that people HATE they're doing this
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two-reeler
1 month ago
Is it generational? I'm in my early 30s, and know almost nothing about this show. I see the clown character on people's sites, but that's about it.
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underwhite
1 month ago
(DOUBLE-REPLY) @two-reeler ..maybe, there's two clown characters, Kaufmo and the titular character Pomni.@kockatriceking as a fan, it's a psychological horror about a young woman getting trapped in a game, see this tvtropes page for more info i'm tired: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/TheAmazingDigitalCircus
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underwhite
1 month ago
@kockatriceking nice to see that! it's like if ihnmaims and smg64 had a baby basically, I recommend you watch the episodes!
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strawberry-transneu
1 month ago
tabf5 I love you but if you say "terminally online" (or chronically or such) ever again I am going to metaphorically bonk . that's a 4chan aah phrase based off "chronic/terminal illness" and me and my disabled friends don't deserve to have people compare being silly on internet to absolute horror we go through battling our conditions everyday
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moon-room
1 month ago
I joked about seeing it with my guy at the theater earlier but if it's sold out in Lancaster then I guess that's our answer lol. Also!!! If you're in the area you should check out Farbo's and the Troll Market! Awesome local stores with insanely cool people.
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kirbydogs
1 month ago
HEY EVERY! !! IT'S A SMALL CUNDE CUNGADERO AT THE [Teen Titans Go! To The Movies] WITH A [[Specil Deal $12.99]] !! THE YOUNG WILL [[Truth Serum Now]] LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!
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I had to stop myself from opening a PO box and starting a "stuff I've received in the mail" page because I do NOT want to maintain that. But I just wanted to let everyone know that I've received lots of awesome stuff in the mail from different Neocities people!
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tabf5
1 month ago
In no particular order: a painting from garfriend, keychains from ninevolt, an EP on cassette from aaronmarshall, a set of buttons from crownanabread, and a stamped tabling print from a non-Neocities guy
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divergentrays
1 month ago
But that sounds like such a cool idea! What's one more page to maintain? Come on - DO IT, DO IT!
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imperialxtal
1 month ago
:) Emulationcels getting mogged by hardwarechads in ways once thought impossible. Want unlimited continues? Here ya go: https://imperialxtal.neocities.org/ms.png
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didntask
1 month ago
You think you're so cool!!! Well I'll show you! I'm just gonna beat it with save states!
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didntask
1 month ago
**I forgot to praise Guardians of Azuma for having fishing 🎣 Heavenly Father above I love fishing in games.
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As of today, I’m the proud owner of some TabF5 stickers. Thanks again!
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Just had like a full week where I didn't get to work on the new stuff for my site and it's showing in my daily mood. Time to fix that
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underwhite
1 month ago
i'm the fish of procrastination, oOooOOOoooo ooOOooo you will procrastinate OoooOoo (/srs no but like seriously i sometimes go months without updating my site)
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Hey 😪
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your stickers just arrived!!!! so much fun!!! yippee!!!! yay!!!
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tabf5
1 month ago
I order them from a printing service called Sticker Ninja. I do not make them myself unfortunately!
An homage to doing: http://kbrecordzz.com/2026/04/an-homage-to-doing/
Doing is what stops all the problems and gives you all the solutions. It's also the only thing you can ever spend your time on during your life, so choose your actions wisely. Choosing them wisely often means just doing something random to see what happens, and after enough times of doing that you'll be wise.
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diende
1 month ago
this is really well articulated, i love how you talked about doing things naturally...i think i feel the same way. some things i dont need to "make an effort", i just do bc it feels natural. love your writeup
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didntask
1 month ago
They're getting married in Vegas 🥲 God bless them, i hope they don't kll each other
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imperialxtal
1 month ago
I did not lie!!! Sort of. The Neo Geo is just WEIRD. MVS and AES carts are almost functionally identical, though credits of the former would be set by the cabinet owner (so often unlimited) and AES restricts it by default. Also Neo games have multiple regional variant ROMs contained in the cart, and the system BIOS is read to determine which to load. No idea how this all shakes out on emulation or whatever.
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new levels of laziness but i wanna justt watch fights all day. forgot the "'Catholics' denouncing the Pope for not being a warmonger" post. next time// also there was a gargantuan wolf spider in my closet last night and i'm so tired i hate this stupid state so much i hAATE IT HERE
it's not the same in all of New Jersey; there's big ones, but where I grew up there, the largest wolf spiders I encountered were maybe the size of a half dollar. Every so often a creeping half dollar would scurry by and ruin my day. These FREAKS are as big or bigger than my adult male hand, I'm living in a horror movie. I just enter a room and there's a black hand sitting in the corner.
cool harry potter picture, I just started watching the movies for the first time and rn I'm on the third
Correction: please excuse me, i think these are actually huntsman spiders that are tormenting me