I don't have a partner, but it's always good to take notes from professionals!

people complain that science is too overwhelming to read but then something like this comes along and blows the doors off of my '97 jeep grand cherokee

If you are with a partner who is a little daring, I find a sling shot quite the titillation. You can experiment with force, distance, angle etc. Some partners are a little more hesitant, especially about teeth. In those instances, I find a sport guard or even a retainer can provide the assurance needed to slip into that romantic mood

This fills in so many blanks, thank you.

incredible, I want a full novel of this

"Leave them wanting more" is good advice because it means I get to do a cool thing once and then be lazy about it forever.

why pretend to read pride and prejudice when i can pretend to read these updates instead? very useful, thank you

See, that is exactly what I'm trying to do for pe⁠⁠⁠op—wait.

I'm really itching to play Thank Goodness You're Here, it looks very funny.

It is incredibly English. This is not a bad thing.

You caught my attention by the title and I have to admit, the arc you go as you slowly descend into madness is quite the maddening thing.

go (through) as (Apologies I'm glutton for words.)

Thank you Pudding. I've been descending into madness for so long I ought to know how to do it properly by now.

You know, I never thought about that tense change before. You have ruined this song for me !!! Aaarh!

Others must share my suffering

I hope one of these guys puts Mr. Wickham to the sword-- the narrative is so fractured here, something's gotta happen to bring the two plotlines together. I don't even know which general stationed their militia up by the Bennetts! Is it Zhuge Liang?

...Miela you are goddamn brilliant

Neocities, why is my page a broken .jpg

Nevermind, we good.

RSS blowin up

5 new pages means 5 new RSS entries. Unless you prefer I do Three Kingdoms a page at a time over the course of ten years

i would prefer hand-written manuscripts delivered to me by horseback rider

Is there a guide for uploading that to Neocities

It's right there in the tutorial section, you don't see it? https://nohappynonsense.net/images/tutorial.jpg

Cervantes is worth the price although he's always insisting on a tip.

shameful