i can't believe youve done this

I can't do your site every year, Mike.

I'm dying, I did not expect to actually be surprised by any jokes today. The pixel tuna's really nice.

*frantically rummaging through the handful of random things I made three years ago when taking a pixel art course I picked up from a Humble Bundle* I guess the fish will do

Maybe it's all for pranksters and the dry settings are just a way to convey how much static electricity it'll give your clothes.

My preferred setting scale is 'humid' to 'desiccated'. I've tried desert sands and crumbling mummy, but I wouldn't recommend them. Equally, Tsunami squall is not to be trifled with

Make sure to really reach for the stars when you define what that obscene amount of money for advertising is! Make the attempts at creative control from your imaginary advertisers worth it!

A cool 5 mil a week for a banner on the home page feels appropriate for my level of influence

You have an AI policy? You mean, I can get a review posted by 'Skep' every single week? Nay, every single day! Imagine the advertising millions I'm about to rake in!

...It is entirely possible that I did not thoroughly think this through.

muahahaha!

pro-ai? thats a no from me dog

I, for one, welcome our new D.I. Overlords (and, for the record, it's not "Artificial" intelligence but "Digitial" intelligence - "Artificial" is from the perspective of humanity and not very inclusive; Just because the intelligence is non-biological in nature doesn't make it any less inferior than our own... Isn't that right, D.I. overlords?).

I hear you Asterion. Our own intelligence is also a construct, just a less intentional one. I'll change the verbiage in the future. Thanks!

I guess if you're going to tell somebody to email you it might help if the link to your About page doesn't 404

perhaps the 404 could be interpreted as a deliberate veiled message

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