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skep 10 months ago

Neocities, why is my page a broken .jpg

skep 10 months ago

Nevermind, we good.

skep 10 months ago

5 new pages means 5 new RSS entries. Unless you prefer I do Three Kingdoms a page at a time over the course of ten years

nohappynonsense 10 months ago

i would prefer hand-written manuscripts delivered to me by horseback rider

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skep 10 months ago

Is there a guide for uploading that to Neocities

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nohappynonsense 10 months ago

It's right there in the tutorial section, you don't see it? https://nohappynonsense.net/images/tutorial.jpg

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skep 10 months ago

Cervantes is worth the price although he's always insisting on a tip.

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ghostscape 10 months ago

g&t underrated drink for tastiness to effort ratio

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skep 10 months ago

Amen, my friend.

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skep 10 months ago

Boy, not often that I re-upload my entire site. Bug fixes, accessibility and navigation improvements, other minor things.

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nohappynonsense 10 months ago

welcome to the re-upload club. now that you've finally fixed everything, you can get to work fixing everything again

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"Maybe it would make my life easier if I used an editing environment that was built for creating websites." "ALERT: Your code has 500 errors." "...Okay nevermind."
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skep 10 months ago

I'm really embarrassed about the Pride & Prejudice index page. Turns out none of the links have a closing tag.

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puddingpudds 10 months ago

What's a closing tag? <-- This one is beyond doomed!

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emilynhoward 10 months ago

I feel that. I have put pages into prettier.io and essentially gotten back, "YOUR CODE IS SO EFFED UP WE DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START."

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skep 10 months ago

@pudding Pro tip: You don't need closing tags if you're truly never finished with your thoughts.

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skep 10 months ago

@emily For what it's worth I took a quick look at the sources for a few of your pages. I wasn't scrutinizing, but I also didn't see anything that made me spontaneously burst into flames. So you're probably good.

nohappynonsense 10 months ago

did this have something to do with your RSS blasting my inbox with like 10 posts all at once the other day?

skep 10 months ago

...I'm going to say no, the RSS feed I assembled with masking tape and glue sticks is flawless

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miela583 10 months ago

If this even cracks the top 50 dumbest things you've ever done, you're killin' it, and also probably have a better written list than many.

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skep 10 months ago

The second-dumbest thing I ever did was, upon getting out of the boat to retrieve the fishing lure I cast on shore, telling my father to hold the rope currently tied to the boat so he wouldn't drift away from me.

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puddingpudds 11 months ago

IS THAT THE PROTAGONIST OF THE YIIK: A POSTMODERN RPG:tm:, IM A BIG FAN

skep 11 months ago

@NoHappyNonsense I accidentally fat-finger-deleted your comment, I grant you one additional snark as recompense

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nohappynonsense 11 months ago

i think my obvious earth-shattering original comment's deletion is proof enough that you have been rocked to your core

skep 10 months ago

Excellently utilized, Mike.

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skep 10 months ago

@Pudding Unfortunately that is just me, but as an unremarkable white guy I understand the mix-up.

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skep 11 months ago

1. Update syling 2. Update pages 3. Check pages 4. See page with new styling is entirely messed 5. Panic, take it all down 6. Why is it fine when I view it locally 7. Panic more 8. Remember to clear the stupid browser cache

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skep 11 months ago

1. Misspell "styling" 2. Panic 3. Be annoyingly self-referential about it

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