Skep’s Place

skep.place

369,357 views
169 followers
6,074 updates
0 tips
Skep has the real horoscopes this month everyone
6 likes
skep's avatar skep 4 weeks ago

Okay, but enjoy June's too because I'm going to feel bad if her genuinely thoughtful efforts are overshadowed by some asshole making jokes

3 likes
berrybasket's avatar berrybasket 4 weeks ago

10/10 horoscope for Gemini

1 like
17 likes
skep's avatar skep 4 weeks ago

April's horoscopes are here!

3 likes
emilynhoward's avatar emilynhoward 4 weeks ago

Love it! Also thanks for the advice about checking my life insurance beneficiaries.

2 likes
notesfromearth's avatar notesfromearth 4 weeks ago

i dont want to even think about how long it took to recreate june's page LMAO

2 likes
skep's avatar skep 4 weeks ago

After having done it, I don't want to think about how long it took either

4 likes
hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 4 weeks ago

Can't believe you crocheted an entire working car!

2 likes
oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 4 weeks ago

oh my god, i popped on to post my own sham horoscopes and saw this and now i am going to be late for work. i love this so much, thank you hahaha

3 likes
myrtletribe's avatar myrtletribe 4 weeks ago

i was excited for radioactive Oopsiedoodle :(

2 likes
skep's avatar skep 4 weeks ago

Didn't even think of that. It's not perfect, but hard refresh and try again :)

1 like
acetaminophriends's avatar acetaminophriends 4 weeks ago

The Cancer horoscope hurt, yeesh

1 like
skep's avatar skep 4 weeks ago

Did I make it too obvious I'm a Cancer

2 likes
sorbier's avatar sorbier 4 weeks ago

cancer, cap, and scorp the three with the honour of being called out in some other sign's horoscope

1 like
perplexinghodgepodge's avatar perplexinghodgepodge 4 weeks ago

Me, a libra, looking outside at the snow falling... Ehhh I'll start tomorrow.

2 likes
skep's avatar skep 4 weeks ago

Returning to nature can wait until it's warm out

What do you call the ".place" part of your domain if not TLD?
1 like
acetaminophriends's avatar acetaminophriends 1 month ago

You were one of the sites I had in mind

1 like
skep's avatar skep 1 month ago

Ah, I see. Yes, it's a TLD, but it's not custom. They released a whole bunch of new ones a number of years ago for more variety. They're generally not prohibitively expensive.

1 like
acetaminophriends's avatar acetaminophriends 1 month ago

I see, thankyou!

16 likes
hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 1 month ago

opt out optout OPTPUT OUT NOWWW

7 likes
skep's avatar skep 1 month ago

That's okay, I still have seven billion readers.

6 likes
readingproject's avatar readingproject 1 month ago

I don’t know if I’m in or out!

2 likes
17 likes
zerock's avatar zerock 1 month ago

cool idea :)

1 like
1 like
skep's avatar skep 1 month ago

Also I am not trademarking this idea. I hereby release it into the wind to do as it may. Whoosh, whoosh whoosh

7 likes
hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 1 month ago

waiting for the Jeers section...

1 like
myrtletribe's avatar myrtletribe 1 month ago

This is super cute, many cheers back

1 like
14 likes
brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

that door-in-door design is actually really cool because when you open that tiny compartment, you won't be letting cold air out of the entire fridge, but only out of that compartment. perfect for things that get moved in and out of the fridge often. anyway fuck corporate

5 likes
skep's avatar skep 1 month ago

Using that as my email sign-off at work

7 likes
oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 1 month ago

ha. i am delighted that you still have this on your fridge. also, 2011 was only 2 or 3 years ago

4 likes
skep's avatar skep 1 month ago

Yeah, it's really weird how it feels like I've lived half my life since then

1 like
readingproject's avatar readingproject 1 month ago

I actually have a fridge with a smaller door at the front to access milk etc. I'm not sure what this says about me now! :-(

1 like
skep's avatar skep 1 month ago

Well you're cool, so now I'm on board. Screw this stupid blog post, I'll delete it tomorrow

1 like
readingproject's avatar readingproject 1 month ago

I'm only cool because I use my fridge as an air conditioner

1 like
Letter received!!
2 likes
hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 1 month ago

that's from both of us, i just forgot to sign it

2 likes
skep's avatar skep 1 month ago

Had you signed it you might have noticed I just scribbled "Mike is butts" over and over for eight pages

3 likes
hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 1 month ago

i noticed, i just can't really argue against it

2 likes
On second thought, another idea. You don't need to make a page use a layout if you don't want to, so if you just have a regular HTML file with your one-off style and no front matter, 11ty will just copy it over as-is.
2 likes
zhongvie's avatar zhongvie 1 month ago

problem is i tend to use the same layout, its more for one off tiny things like… my games layout on my about page or the table i use on my bookmarks :think:

<- Will troubleshoot your site's font issue unsolicited, apparently
8 likes
skep's avatar skep 1 month ago

That arrow works better on desktop than it does on mobile, so go view this post on desktop and get back to me

3 likes
emilynhoward's avatar emilynhoward 1 month ago

It does not work better on desktop than on mobile. You are trying to play a 2007 Facebook trick and it will not work.

4 likes
emilynhoward's avatar emilynhoward 1 month ago

But I will keep this in mind if my site has any font issues.

1 like
skep's avatar skep 1 month ago

Fine, I guess I'm gonna need y'all to image the arrow is either pointing up or is non-existent, your choice. I haven't figured out who around here handles arrow issues unsolicited yet.

1 like
1 like
3 likes
skep's avatar skep 1 month ago

No, c'mon, I can't make Mike my banter guy, my septic-cleaning guy, AND my arrow guy. That's just asking too much of him.

1 like
hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 1 month ago

i think it's only fair since you're my cocktail guy, my chocolate chip guy, and my bad taste in christmas music guy

1 like
Thank you for catching that CSS issue that messed up my fonts! I got that fixed with your help and credited you on my blog :p
2 likes
skep's avatar skep 1 month ago

I must go now citizen, for duty calls. Up, up, and awaaaaay!

2 likes

Website Stats

Last updated 5 days ago
CreatedJun 20, 2023
Site Traffic Stats

Tags

writing variety humor blog antics