Hey yes thanks for the cheers. I did find the prank funny! I don’t really believe in astrology but I do find it amusing, so fair play on riffing on the horoscopes a bit. Actually every month I try to go for a sillier, more irreverent tone, but they keep coming out sounding more serious than I intend. Maybe by December they'll be where I want them

(Also, I don’t know why you changed your site back. I think it looked better a few days ago.)

On April 1st it's parody, on April 2nd it's plagiarism.

You make the cheers look so effortless, but i think writing a short and to-the-point piece is just as difficult as a long one! maybe even moreso!

April's horoscopes are here!

Love it! Also thanks for the advice about checking my life insurance beneficiaries.

i dont want to even think about how long it took to recreate june's page LMAO

After having done it, I don't want to think about how long it took either

Can't believe you crocheted an entire working car!

oh my god, i popped on to post my own sham horoscopes and saw this and now i am going to be late for work. i love this so much, thank you hahaha

i was excited for radioactive Oopsiedoodle :(

Didn't even think of that. It's not perfect, but hard refresh and try again :)

The Cancer horoscope hurt, yeesh

Did I make it too obvious I'm a Cancer

cancer, cap, and scorp the three with the honour of being called out in some other sign's horoscope

Me, a libra, looking outside at the snow falling... Ehhh I'll start tomorrow.

Returning to nature can wait until it's warm out

opt out optout OPTPUT OUT NOWWW

That's okay, I still have seven billion readers.

I don’t know if I’m in or out!

cool idea :)

I like this

Also I am not trademarking this idea. I hereby release it into the wind to do as it may. Whoosh, whoosh whoosh

waiting for the Jeers section...

This is super cute, many cheers back

that door-in-door design is actually really cool because when you open that tiny compartment, you won't be letting cold air out of the entire fridge, but only out of that compartment. perfect for things that get moved in and out of the fridge often. anyway fuck corporate

Using that as my email sign-off at work

LMAO

ha. i am delighted that you still have this on your fridge. also, 2011 was only 2 or 3 years ago

Yeah, it's really weird how it feels like I've lived half my life since then

I actually have a fridge with a smaller door at the front to access milk etc. I'm not sure what this says about me now! :-(

Well you're cool, so now I'm on board. Screw this stupid blog post, I'll delete it tomorrow

I'm only cool because I use my fridge as an air conditioner