Oh it is on. You are about to be answered...by a page on my website.

I remember hotel breakfasts in California when I was there. (yes, not just one hotel) We were told there were great breakfast menus:(

That's all I have to say

The ultimate chip shame is reaching the crumbs at the bottom and using the bag to funnel them directly into your mouth. Also, if we’re allowing foods with origins elsewhere, I’d add Tex Mex to the list. It’s just as popular as pizza and significantly more delicious.

lol ngl I was ready to unfollow you if you wrote french fries /s

That would be fair

you should unfollow skep anyway, as a joke. just as a little prank

No "Blooming Onion"?

Damn Asterion, I wish I'd thought of the Bloomin' Onion.

It's called Abstract Expressionism, PLEBE. And sometimes when your husband hoards giant weird stamps you have to use them before postage rises so much you have to put 3 on an envelope.

I'm just saying, from here until forevermore I'm going to have to assume that all fancy-ass stamps were picked out specially for me.

Also is that how expensive postage is these days, good lord.

cannot wait to use some chris ware stamps on a letter to skep that just says "post this too, nerd"

They bumped it to 78 cents recently. It's still way cheaper than many other countries, but I never would have envisioned pen paling to be expensive.

You're costing me too much Emily, I don't think this is going to work out

But what will it cost you if you give up the correspondence? Happiness? Safety? You have no way of knowing whether or not I pursue former penpals across the earth like Frankenstein's creature.

Hmmm. You're right, I do not know that. So here's a question: do you pursue former penpals across the earth like Frankenstein's creature?

you know youve made it when you have to start content aggregating your own content

Here's what I recommend you read: [everything I've ever written]

https://nohappynonsense.net/images/thankgoditsskepdays.jpg

"It's time to talk about the Mystic Stamp Company." Our Skepperlord delivered--with sufficient postage.

Dang you read fast.

A childhood filled with obligations, relatable.

You also, I will point out, write fast. But yes, they did not give me a PhD in the Englishes for nothing.

I'm not going to comment on what I did at work today.

I admit I was skeptical at first that you truly did not want to collect those stamps. The way you so vehemently denied it sounded just like the kind of thing a person would say when they’re desperate to convince others they aren’t the type of person to collect stamps. But the more I read, the more convinced I became. Thanks for the the reminder of Mystic Stamps. I vaguely remember seeing those albums back in the 90s.

why did i read this

I haven't figured out why anybody reads anything I write but if I do I'll let you know