Skep’s Place

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skep updated their site.
1 month ago
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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 1 month ago

opt out optout OPTPUT OUT NOWWW

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skep's avatar skep 1 month ago

That's okay, I still have seven billion readers.

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readingproject's avatar readingproject 1 month ago

I don’t know if I’m in or out!

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skep updated their site.
1 month ago
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zerock's avatar zerock 1 month ago

cool idea :)

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skep's avatar skep 1 month ago

Also I am not trademarking this idea. I hereby release it into the wind to do as it may. Whoosh, whoosh whoosh

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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 1 month ago

waiting for the Jeers section...

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myrtletribe's avatar myrtletribe 1 month ago

This is super cute, many cheers back

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skep updated their site.
2 months ago
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 months ago

that door-in-door design is actually really cool because when you open that tiny compartment, you won't be letting cold air out of the entire fridge, but only out of that compartment. perfect for things that get moved in and out of the fridge often. anyway fuck corporate

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skep's avatar skep 2 months ago

Using that as my email sign-off at work

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 2 months ago

ha. i am delighted that you still have this on your fridge. also, 2011 was only 2 or 3 years ago

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skep's avatar skep 2 months ago

Yeah, it's really weird how it feels like I've lived half my life since then

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readingproject's avatar readingproject 2 months ago

I actually have a fridge with a smaller door at the front to access milk etc. I'm not sure what this says about me now! :-(

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skep's avatar skep 2 months ago

Well you're cool, so now I'm on board. Screw this stupid blog post, I'll delete it tomorrow

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readingproject's avatar readingproject 2 months ago

I'm only cool because I use my fridge as an air conditioner

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Letter received!!
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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 2 months ago

that's from both of us, i just forgot to sign it

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skep's avatar skep 2 months ago

Had you signed it you might have noticed I just scribbled "Mike is butts" over and over for eight pages

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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 2 months ago

i noticed, i just can't really argue against it

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On second thought, another idea. You don't need to make a page use a layout if you don't want to, so if you just have a regular HTML file with your one-off style and no front matter, 11ty will just copy it over as-is.
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zhongvie's avatar zhongvie 2 months ago

problem is i tend to use the same layout, its more for one off tiny things like… my games layout on my about page or the table i use on my bookmarks :think:

<- Will troubleshoot your site's font issue unsolicited, apparently
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skep's avatar skep 2 months ago

That arrow works better on desktop than it does on mobile, so go view this post on desktop and get back to me

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emilynhoward's avatar emilynhoward 2 months ago

It does not work better on desktop than on mobile. You are trying to play a 2007 Facebook trick and it will not work.

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emilynhoward's avatar emilynhoward 2 months ago

But I will keep this in mind if my site has any font issues.

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skep's avatar skep 2 months ago

Fine, I guess I'm gonna need y'all to image the arrow is either pointing up or is non-existent, your choice. I haven't figured out who around here handles arrow issues unsolicited yet.

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skep's avatar skep 2 months ago

No, c'mon, I can't make Mike my banter guy, my septic-cleaning guy, AND my arrow guy. That's just asking too much of him.

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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 2 months ago

i think it's only fair since you're my cocktail guy, my chocolate chip guy, and my bad taste in christmas music guy

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Thank you for catching that CSS issue that messed up my fonts! I got that fixed with your help and credited you on my blog :p
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skep's avatar skep 2 months ago

I must go now citizen, for duty calls. Up, up, and awaaaaay!

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This comic is lovely. I'm glad to have chanced upon it this evening.
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grassworm's avatar grassworm 2 months ago

thank you! i'm glad you enjoyed!

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skep updated their site.
2 months ago
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miela583's avatar miela583 2 months ago

I'm glad you tried and didn't hate it! Do you have any slightly less common dessert recommendations for people?

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 2 months ago

It never in this world would have occurred to me that the cake itself should be coconut flavored. Also, a wedge-shaped slice from a square-shaped cake. Interesting.

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emilynhoward's avatar emilynhoward 2 months ago

I was a little SKEPtical, you might say, that this whole thing was worth following through on, but you won me over. You did not convince me to buy this cake, though.

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americasdecline's avatar americasdecline 2 months ago

congratulations on your future pulitzer for investigative reporting. this was fascinating lmao.

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skep's avatar skep 2 months ago

@Miela I mostly just eat baking chocolate. But I also steal all the Rip Van Stroopwafels from work.

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skep's avatar skep 2 months ago

@June You just slice the square pizza-style, as the side flap helpfully demonstrates. Believe me, I was going to complain about the image on the front of the box at first too.

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skep's avatar skep 2 months ago

@Emily So what I'm hearing is that you have no faith in my abilities. That's okay, me neither.

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skep's avatar skep 2 months ago

@Decline I bet those bastards snub me again this year.

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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 2 months ago

now this is content

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zerock's avatar zerock 2 months ago

content? no, this is art

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notesfromearth's avatar notesfromearth 2 months ago

we love skep for always being open to the whims of the neocities community (radioactive button, potluck etc.)

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p7uen's avatar p7uen 2 months ago

Mary Berry would like a word with Mr. Farm about his flavourless sponge: https://maryberrycooks.co.uk/mary-berry-coconut-cake/

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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 2 months ago

art? no, this is cake

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skep's avatar skep 2 months ago

@Vúi <3

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skep's avatar skep 2 months ago

@p7uen ...Great, I'm going to have to make this now, aren't I

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This all seems like an elaborate ruse to get Skep to update his long-neglected Links page.
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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 2 months ago

7 years of planning, precognition, and subterfuge; fulfilled.

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skep's avatar skep 2 months ago

You have to respect the effort.

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