A revelation strikes me as I peruse your site: life does not feature quite as many puppets as it really ought to. Thank you for your efforts to rectify this.
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six-letter-notion
3 months ago
thank you! we do need more puppets in the wild, we all gotta do our part. sometimes i bring my puppets with me to the bar
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It only now occurred to me that you included a Youtube link at the bottom of your home page. Logically I knew beforehand that you must have an Aussie accent, and yet somehow I still wasn't prepared for it.
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readingproject
3 months ago
It's okay. Stay calm. A trauma response team is being dispatched to your home right now!
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skep
3 months ago
For your long-form reading pleasure this weekend, I present the entirety of the Kitchen Sink Saga.
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napreviewz
3 months ago
gg on adulting, may your sink last forever, much like your trauma from having to replace the damn thing
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nohappynonsense
3 months ago
this is my favorite thing that i'll spend the next 6 months reading in bits and pieces
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acetaminophriends
3 months ago
Forgot I left it on neon green last time I visted your site and instantly got hit with 10 points in psychic damage. I must thank you again for this feature I don't know what I'd do without it
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Expectation: "I can probably replace the sink in four hours or so." Reality: Well, looks like we're going into a second day folks...
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sorbier
3 months ago
please write more about your sink/plumbing i want to read about the homeowner experience
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nohappynonsense
3 months ago
me when i say "i could set up a workshop in the basement in half a day"
ghostscape
3 months ago
I thought we could move into a house and renovate a bedroom all in one week... godspeed
Y'all remember when I spent an entire weekend being overly bitter about converting to a static site generator, because I feel like I'm this close to doing that again but about replacing my kitchen sink.
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skep
3 months ago
My current bitching is levied towards the people who installed my existing sink as well as the plumbing supply industry. I haven't even started on the sink.
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ghostscape
3 months ago
nothing better than bitching about the idiots who did things to your house before you, while proceeding to be the idiot doing things to your house currently
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ghostscape
3 months ago
(I mean this in a nice and lighthearted way including myself as a fellow idiot doing things to his house, not the totally unnecessary jab it kinda reads as)
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miela583
4 months ago
These puzzles sound upsetting and infuriating. I've never wanted a playdate more.
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miela583
4 months ago
Two might be too much of a time investment, in terms of talking someone else into going in on it, but I think this is the trigger I need to just start a little savings pool for now. Your reviews always make it look fun, but Picross for masochists has max appeal.
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p7uen
4 months ago
!But I'm also at the age where I can't justify spending an entire evening beating my head against a wall" amen! My free time and and brain are disappearing. Hints, easy mode, story mode, lay it on me!
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skep
4 months ago
All right, well... by popular demand, Radioactive Mode can now be toggled on the home page. Go clear your cache first and don't say I never did anything for you.
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acetaminophriends
4 months ago
Thankyou skep. I will never forget, that you have definitely done at least one thing for me
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There's no way to sufficiently express how appreciative I am that I can be over here uploading utter nonsense that's only funny to me, and a hundred of you are like "I'm here for it".
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miela583
4 months ago
This is wildly misquoted, but there was an old Roger Ebert review, I think for Spirited Away, that talked about a specific focus/viewpoint making something more universal. Your nonsense is funny *because* it's so specifically yours!
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skep
4 months ago
Well in that case, y'all are welcome for enriching you. Also, just saw Spirited Away for the first time like two weeks ago. Figured I've been alive too long not to see the Ghibli films.
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skep
4 months ago
(Not counting the time when I was 9 or 10 when my dad picked up Princess Mononoke from Blockbuster figuring "it's a cartoon, the kids will like it" and I ended up scarred)
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silliestgoose-online
4 months ago
Telling a friend about Neocities, they responded that "it's charming to see an online community that's dedicated to seeking out each other's cranked unskippable cut scenes."
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2025-07-10. Congratulations on making the front page!
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skep
4 months ago
Shucks, must have missed it, but I believe you! Thanks for keeping an eye out Asterion!
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Let's not discuss why I'm updating my links page on a Saturday night.
genuinely honoured to be considered for the backyard bbq
Thank you for the extremely kind links classification! Also, this Puzzmo site in your puzzle links rules.
I am so honoured! Really? To your wedding? Thankyou! But could I also throw another shrimp on the barbie, mate?
omg i would love to come to your barbecue
Yooo thanks for the hypothetical invite!!
Aww, thanks Skep! :') Btw, I FINALLY wrote you a letter and will mail it tomorrow.
omg thanks for linking me! i love a good backyard bbq ₍^. .^₎⟆
omg i'd love a bbq... thank u sm, that means a lot!!
skep i can't make the wedding that day but i will buy the happy couple a gift; i assume you just want another playdate so you both can play little asteroids games at the same time. well, you're in luck!