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I assure you, any authority I have is quite slender. Getting a PhD in English actually means finding a weird little corner of literature and scrabbling around in it. It is actually a process that can be the exact opposite of enjoying literature! But I honestly don't think I would have survived my PhD program if I weren't making fun of it all the time. Making fun of literature is its own art form. :)

Then I believe we understand one another. In which case, welcome aboard :)

For canned sauce, 100% agree. The jarred stuff though, gets a little fuzzy. Some of them have the onions and whatnots in there already, some don't. But they're all called "tomato sauce".

This is all a conspiracy by Big Tomato Sauce to turn us against one another, I just know it

oh ya the jars are another level. i keep my expectations low and assume i'll be addin to it. we cant let the conflict of sauces boil over and get between us, this is a slow n steady, simmer all sunday kinda saauce

Aaah so what you're suggesting is that the sauce is a metaphor for life, it's better to put your own flavor into it than to just pick one off the shelf. Very wise. I'm still going to just use the jarred stuff for my spaghetti though because I am pretty lazy.

i like sauce

spaghetti and jar sauce is a mandatory vibe sometimes

(I am just as surprised now to find out this site still exists as I was surprised to find circa 2005 that typing trafficcone.com into the URL bar actually yielded a hit)

equally surprised at its existence! will reach out to strike agreements, or at least a truce, if possible! it's nice to know we're not alone with the whole cone thing X)