you're welcome!

that's a great attitude towards running and it's something i'm trying to incorporate more (running on vibes) but i also like to know if i crushed 50 miles in a week etc etc

it sounds like you actually run distances! if you're trying to cover distance, it makes sense to track distance (: would love to read more about your running if you ever write about it again.

thanks! yeah i try to get some miles in as much as i can. i have written about running on my site a few times, i can link them to you direct if you're looking for them specifically. otherwise just poke around "features" and they're in there

you: "adapt or die" gene: stares at his stack of written emails 😬

This is like a different, better, more relatable version of Office Space and I couldn't love it more. So much relatability to my last office job, it's uncanny.

office life really is odd and wonderful and horrible

Short term joy to get through long term misery. Good grief, you're right. This post conveys the tedium and pointlessness so well it hurts

This was a really enjoyable read, thank you for sharing

thanks! i love your diy social feed man \o/

Remember remember the 13th of October..? 🤔

the alt text says: "neocities mascot wearing a halloween mask." Do people wear guy fawkes masks for halloween? Seems like they got the wrong holiday...

maybe they had the asset already made for nov 5th and they just said "eh lets use it now"

oh, freaky. I JUST noticed it.

Is that happening again?

the rats i managed to capture have started scheming ways to escape the cage. i fear their escape is imminent and they will seek a bloody revenge against me

any examples of past submissions? thnx

all past issues are available here: https://www.earratmag.com/p/issues.html

don't worry I worry about it every day

show me, then show the 'roos

I don't know how I feel about being second to kangaroos

You're welcome! Hope you get your breadsticks

my doctor has told me it's imperative for my health