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Oh btw pike, I think I've been sending emails to an old account of yours that you don't check/have access to any longer? How can I contact
pikemalarkey 2 years ago

Er, that's weird. I've just tested both e-mail handles (agne@ and pike.malarkey@) and they seem to be working ok. That said, I sent you a story yonks ago but I never received a reply so maybe it's connected? I'll drop you a line on your two e-mails (ratmag and personal), tell me if you get them.

pikemalarkey 2 years ago

Ok, the ratmag e-mail bounced. The other one should go through?

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nohappynonsense 2 years ago

Personal went through

pretty damn good
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nohappynonsense 2 years ago

thanks, much appreciated

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yes sad sense
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nohappynonsense 2 years ago

can't argue with that

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oh hey, pike is back
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pikemalarkey 2 years ago

Okay, I have just put 2 and 2 together! But...I was always here. It was you who went missing, Rat mag link went down and everything disappeared. What happened?

nohappynonsense 2 years ago

little hiccup here and there, but we're up and running

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I think the drugs are kickin' in, might take a week or two though. https://nohappynonsense.neocities.org/images/itskickinin.gif
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readingproject 2 years ago

My dog freaked at this! I can't get her out from under the table!

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New post: Spending Some Creative Time With Robots
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automatic-llama 2 years ago

Ha! Brilliant!

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readingproject 2 years ago

Weirdly relaxing and apocalyptic at the same time. This is very cool!

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How often does one need to write a review to maintain their membership status as an occasional reviewer? Asking for a friend...
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readingproject 2 years ago

This is a weighty matter which will require discussion in the next meeting of Regular Reviewers. Of course, we may opt for new categories yet to be determined, and reduced reviewer payments may apply in case of demotion. Thank you for your enquire. We shall get back to you on this matter in a timely fashion.

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readingproject 2 years ago

Hi Mike, disregard that first post. Some new guy we got who’s a little officious got to it before me. Used to be in the army, so we had him pinned to the wall by his privates. Send us a review whenever. And get Earrat going again! Cheers, Mark

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nohappynonsense 2 years ago

The first response has offended me to such a degree that I don't know if I could ever read a book again, let alone review one. I will take several weeks of paid vacation (entitled as per bylaw 32b subsection 12) to think about this further.

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readingproject 2 years ago

Naturally you are entitled to take time off Mr Nonsense but your agreement is under An Australian enterprise bargaining agreement which negates bylaw 32b subsection 12. Our lawyers will be in contact to pay the peanuts you are owed. Thank you for your interest in this matter.

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readingproject 2 years ago

Mike! Buddy! That jingoistic jackass has done it again! We've now locked him in the cupboard. Rest assured, you are a very valued contributor to this website. It's true because it says so on our About page. Stay an Occasional (and much valued) Reviewer as long as you like! And bring back EarRat. Cheers, Mark

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nohappynonsense 2 years ago

Talking to my union rep about this series of interactions now. Also, my mom, for unrelated reasons. No promises about Ear Rat, they are slippery little bastards, very tough to wrangle.

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the site formerly known as mushroom whatever is now also formerly known as strange crust because it's now known as something else
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still here, just scheming
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