Skep’s Place

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skep's avatar skep 1 year ago

Boy, not often that I re-upload my entire site. Bug fixes, accessibility and navigation improvements, other minor things.

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nohappynonsense's avatar nohappynonsense 1 year ago

welcome to the re-upload club. now that you've finally fixed everything, you can get to work fixing everything again

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"Maybe it would make my life easier if I used an editing environment that was built for creating websites." "ALERT: Your code has 500 errors." "...Okay nevermind."
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skep's avatar skep 1 year ago

I'm really embarrassed about the Pride & Prejudice index page. Turns out none of the links have a closing tag.

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puddingpudds's avatar puddingpudds 1 year ago

What's a closing tag? <-- This one is beyond doomed!

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emilynhoward's avatar emilynhoward 1 year ago

I feel that. I have put pages into prettier.io and essentially gotten back, "YOUR CODE IS SO EFFED UP WE DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START."

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skep's avatar skep 1 year ago

@pudding Pro tip: You don't need closing tags if you're truly never finished with your thoughts.

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skep's avatar skep 1 year ago

@emily For what it's worth I took a quick look at the sources for a few of your pages. I wasn't scrutinizing, but I also didn't see anything that made me spontaneously burst into flames. So you're probably good.

nohappynonsense's avatar nohappynonsense 1 year ago

did this have something to do with your RSS blasting my inbox with like 10 posts all at once the other day?

skep's avatar skep 1 year ago

...I'm going to say no, the RSS feed I assembled with masking tape and glue sticks is flawless

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miela583's avatar miela583 1 year ago

If this even cracks the top 50 dumbest things you've ever done, you're killin' it, and also probably have a better written list than many.

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skep's avatar skep 1 year ago

The second-dumbest thing I ever did was, upon getting out of the boat to retrieve the fishing lure I cast on shore, telling my father to hold the rope currently tied to the boat so he wouldn't drift away from me.

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puddingpudds's avatar puddingpudds 1 year ago

IS THAT THE PROTAGONIST OF THE YIIK: A POSTMODERN RPG:tm:, IM A BIG FAN

skep's avatar skep 1 year ago

@NoHappyNonsense I accidentally fat-finger-deleted your comment, I grant you one additional snark as recompense

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nohappynonsense's avatar nohappynonsense 1 year ago

i think my obvious earth-shattering original comment's deletion is proof enough that you have been rocked to your core

skep's avatar skep 1 year ago

Excellently utilized, Mike.

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skep's avatar skep 1 year ago

@Pudding Unfortunately that is just me, but as an unremarkable white guy I understand the mix-up.

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skep's avatar skep 1 year ago

1. Update syling 2. Update pages 3. Check pages 4. See page with new styling is entirely messed 5. Panic, take it all down 6. Why is it fine when I view it locally 7. Panic more 8. Remember to clear the stupid browser cache

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skep's avatar skep 1 year ago

1. Misspell "styling" 2. Panic 3. Be annoyingly self-referential about it

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miela583's avatar miela583 1 year ago

The "why" of working so hard on that billboard is to pay medical bills and afford enough fun things to soften the blow of never being able to retire- Source: am in marketing

skep's avatar skep 1 year ago

Sure, we're all slaves to capitalism after all, but if you're going to spend the time anyway, may as well make the effort worth it.

skep's avatar skep 1 year ago

For example, if the casino billboard came right out and said "We're your only shot at retirement", I'd respect that a hell of a lot more than trying to sell me on shrimp scampi.

miela583's avatar miela583 1 year ago

My thought on how it went would be that, at some point someone had an interesting or fun idea, and they got their paycheck for that, but the sales rep who sold them the billboard got cold feet and yelled at the creatives team until they backed down to “shrimp scampi” so sales could get the safest commission possible.

skep's avatar skep 1 year ago

Hm. Well that's believable but harder to twist into a semi-inspiring blog post.

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emilynhoward's avatar emilynhoward 1 year ago

One of the things that psychedelics always make clear to me is that all of our built environment is the product of human thought, effort, and suffering. How much ANY of it inherently "means" is up for grabs. Understanding the world this way can either be maddeningly nihilistic or it can be humanizing, to know that our built environment is a material manifestation of our collective needs and foibles.

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skep's avatar skep 1 year ago

Exactly why I personally shoot for two parts empathy, two parts apathy, and a dash of pointing out all the wrong details.

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