pikemalarkey
1 year ago
I've no idea of Topgolf is but having read this, I feel like I've been there. It's like bowling? All the dingy, smelly, excellent bowling lanes just vanished somewhere and instead you have places full of drunk suits where waiters bring you cocktails to the lanes and you can order food, most of which is described as 'loaded'. Also $$$
nohappynonsense
1 year ago
yes, it's like the new sanitized versions of bowling, that's excellently put. i miss my old local bowling alley that felt like it was covered in a layer of dirt and piss.
Woo hoo!
oh god what have i done