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Neocities is such a nice place. But I feel like I have an obligation to be less here and more at annoying sites where annoying people are (Reddit? Hacker News?), to weigh up the balance at those places. We can't just complain at the misinformation and bad vibes on those sites, we also have to do our part to fix it.
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juntogawa
1 month ago
Sites like Reddit are where disoriented people ask for help, but the answers they get are from other disoriented people, because they are the only ones who want to be there at all. That's where we who know something should be to give better answers to the disoriented people (without getting caught up in the culture and becoming as disoriented as the rest over there).
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didntask
1 month ago
Duncan's corner yelled "SURPRISE ELBOW!" while he was defending his neck from Moicano. He tried it(it didn't work) and in doing so allowed Moicano to get the sub. One of the funniest things I've ever heard in the sport.
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I don't want plans, goals, ambitions, visions, etc. I want to wait for opportunities and ideas that feel right and just hop onto them. I want to be better at filtering out the right moments from the wrong ones, so I can more easily find the right ones. If these moments were trains, then in this metaphor I'd want to live near the trainstation (preferable a connection point where many trains meet, like in Hamburg)
juntogawa
1 month ago
To maybe explain the metaphor better: Normally people would like to get a faster train, or a better train. Or rush to the train to get on it. Or buy tickets in advance so you don't miss your schedule. But I just want to live near the train station and catch a train when the opportunity strikes.
😴 morning
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didntask
1 month ago
Worlds collide- Arman chokes out Clav. Of course it was Arman, he's almost done that to people a million times. Thank God he's ok. Maybe it's a good day for the Definitive Canon Looksmaxxing post
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didntask
1 month ago
Ohhh Arman choked his fren and a random choked Clav. Does this change my take... Yes, it's an even greater aura loss to not be choked out by the #1 ranked lightweight
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didntask
1 month ago
"That was sick, bro." Decent recovery though, didn't get upset. Would have been way worse to get mad.
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didntask
1 month ago
I'm going to further adjust my take and call it a W actually and I'll explain why later 🥱
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lizziesmithson
1 month ago
Update my webcomic! Screwed something up somewhere along the lines, the preview should appear momentarily.
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tabf5
1 month ago
I plan to do the unthinkable... I'm going to finish my website. Expect things to be quiet for a while as I finally build out the "Main Works" page, the big thing I've really been wanting to make on Neocities. In the meantime though, a small update on sticker counts and such. Stay tuned
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didntask
1 month ago
Golly, my Google AI Pro plan now has an extra few terabytes of storage at no extra cost! 🤓
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thelesserword
1 month ago
That picture of me and muse is probably what I'd look like when I get to my Unc's age 😫
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didntask
1 month ago
Guardians of Azuma- character LITERALLY says "Bravo!", localizer changed it to "Splendiferous!" All of these stupid little unnecessary changes, never mind the censorship they're infamous for, they all add up to drive me insane.
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didntask
1 month ago
It's bad enough when a character says one of the handful of Japanese words that I know, and I can see the text is wrong. When they SAY AN ENGLISH WORD and it's still changed--that's just next-level. This is the real enemy of all mankind. There will be no peace until the last English jrpg localizer has been peacefully removed from the world.
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To be able to do anything easily: Find what you intrinsically enjoy or naturally care about. What comes naturally to you, what do you automatically do between the musts and shoulds and chores? What will you do regardless of money, fame and acceptance? Practice and become even less attached to the results. Then, don't think too much before taking the first step (you know nothing yet), just take it and learn from it.
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juntogawa
1 month ago
With the right intrinsic motivation, the next steps will come naturally and you'll eventually gain enough experience to be able to make realistic plans, judge your own work objectively, filter out your wrong preconceived notions and common societal myths (because you know the truth from practical experience), and gain skills in your domain, so that you can improve and get further.
juntogawa
1 month ago
Not doing it for results (money, fame, acceptance, success, whatever), also makes it easy to remove ego. Without ego you'll see people's criticism of you, as well as your own self-criticism, for what it is and not let the emotions arising from them control you and make you give up or cater to anyone.
juntogawa
1 month ago
The thing is, I can write this how much I want, but information won't change you. Change comes from your own emotions. Maybe that's why you should do the right thing and hope people feel inspired instead of telling people to do the right thing.
❤️
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didntask
1 month ago
Good Friday post later // +stuff that isn't important // +i drew something so im safe 😪
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I wanted great results, and the best method to reach that was to focus on the process over the results. And by doing that the results are slowly slowly fading away in importance, until they in the end don't mean anything at all... In the end I'll be working on my game in my apartment and you'll never see it. It started with goals and ambitions but ends with none at all.
Do you have an e-mail? I would strongly prefer speaking over e-mail as opposed to the Neocities global feed.
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Feels good to have free time to browse the Global Activity tab again
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didntask
1 month ago
++The Peace Spy: daughter of Russian politician hires guy to expedite her return home from the U.S.; she came over because she wanted to be a hero and help prevent nuclear war, now she's homesick but the gov is dragging its feet letting her go. but it seems like he's actually CIA though and basically just starts tricking her into staying in the U.S., hooking her up with a job and even planning to get her a husband.
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im hoping to release two more game's over the next two weeks--i have a couple of small ones almost ready to go. i dont know that people are going to 'get' what im going for with these, but I have to follow my artistic impulses or else what's the point of livin'
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