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crackworths updated their site.

1 month ago

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that1rogue didntask

1 month ago

Man, eventually I'll visit all the webring members. Your site was especially fun to visit! I stole your button, as is apparently becoming my custom :D

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didntask 1 month ago

Thanks frien. I can't see your site though 😭

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that1rogue 1 month ago

Wha? that's weird. it's linked on the webring and my profile here. that1rogue.xyz

that1rogue 1 month ago

Is it a can't find it issue, or a not loading issue?

didntask 1 month ago

Ssl error 🫣

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that1rogue 1 month ago

I've had a few people mention that happening... hmmm. Neocities should auto-provide valid ssl certs. Where are you getting the link, if you don't mind me asking?

didntask 1 month ago

just clicking from your profile. I might be having a false memory, but--maybe if you just recently uh... icant remember any words... if you just recently switched to your custom domain that MIGHT be why? iirc it can take like a day or something to update. but I might just be entirely wrong.

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that1rogue 1 month ago

I've had the custom domain since day 1, hmmm. I'll have to check w/support ig, but I can't recreate the issue. Maybe it's partially your end? Apparently device date/time is somehow relevalnt to ssl working, among other things.

didntask 1 month ago

same on multiple devices. but i just switched from my wifi to muh phone data and was able to see it.

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that1rogue 1 month ago

welp, I contacted support, we'll see if they can help me fix it. Weird thst I can't reproduce it though

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thegoosemedia updated their site.

1 month ago

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1 month ago

Visit your manic pixie dream girl before jet fuel gets too expensive

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tabf5

1 month ago

That moment when you submit an Amazon return and they just tell you to keep the thing. Guess I got a free mini projector

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tabf5 1 month ago

I actually didn't have any uses for it but now I realize I don't need the printer for my captioned photo updates anymore. Assuming this thing can get bright enough lmao

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oopsiedoodle 1 month ago

one time i got a free couch this way (not from amazon) because they sent the wrong couch.

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strawberry-transneu 1 month ago

got a designers hat because they've sent me a wrong one.

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tabf5 1 month ago

I should also mention that I try to only use Amazon whenever I'm in-between moving places or genuinely can't buy something anywhere else, I can't imagine how much wasted stuff is out there from Amazon's loose return policy. I usually buy in-person or off eBay (they sell new stuff too)

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oopsiedoodle 1 month ago

no judgment from me. sometimes amazon is a necessary evil.

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pacrobat 1 month ago

nothing wrong with using Amazon every now and then, I will say though, you should shop around. Not for the morality of it but because you can sometimes get stuff cheaper and/or faster if you order direct from manufacturers

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garfriend 1 month ago

Time for some wacky protection mapping

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shittymeat999 1 month ago

heres what I learned: amazon has a program where they donate returned items to organizations and stuff!! my local spot where they find housing for homeless lgbt folks had some random stuff from amazon that was donated when I visited a creative event they hosted! neat stuff!! they should do that with everything thats returned imo

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shittymeat999 1 month ago

also, theres no ethical consumption under capitalism, so like.., Amazon is hard to avoid sometimes, when you need something (I work there. the greed people have is crazy. I have bruises on my legs from cat litter)

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ck2009online updated their site.

1 month ago

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didntask updated their site.

1 month ago

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didntask 1 month ago

back to Docs (i neverlearn)

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didntask 1 month ago

terrible address from the man i voted for. Nick's gonna feast tonight 😪

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didntask 1 month ago

I told EVS to name his next sketchbook "The White Man's Burden" and he liked it 🐱

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didntask 1 month ago

After he named his toy cars "Master Racers", the sky's the limit. He genuinely does the funniest dog whistles, ever, because they're so innocent. I know he's giggling to himself when he does something like name his kofi account "Ethan1488". He's just a big kid

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arandomsite 1 month ago

is this like a "funny" pick at indian engineers or wut

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gregraven updated their site.

1 month ago

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1 month ago

1 sec 😪

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imperialxtal 1 month ago

https://imperialxtal.neocities.org/didntask.png

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didntask 1 month ago

Many such cases!

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deltarunesublime tabf5

1 month ago

Hello I'm John Facebook and im buy your website for 1 million dollars

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tabf5 1 month ago

NO DEAL!!!!

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didntask

1 month ago

As an engineer, I'm wishing you a good morning.

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didntask 1 month ago

Please excuse me, I need to finish programming my quantum VR metadata module upkeep unit

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wizardperspective 1 month ago

Good morning sar. Love teh new look very cool sar.

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imperialxtal 1 month ago

Redeem status: did not.

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tabf5

1 month ago

Neocities has been acquired by Facebook

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tabf5 1 month ago

April fool

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rusty-bytes 1 month ago

I would jump off the side of the earth

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bevweb 1 month ago

no this is true (i go by facebook now)

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houseinthewoods 1 month ago

Oh God, my heart

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jade-everstone 1 month ago

real no fake (John Facebook is making me make instagram reels as we speak-)

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shpeck 1 month ago

finally, the metaverse

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mr-pibbs-site 1 month ago

the april foul

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wiredphantom 1 month ago

You almost got me

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mossfool 1 month ago

Got me but when is Neocities acquiring Facebook😔?

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barracudachan 1 month ago

Don't even joke like that lol

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phunk 1 month ago

the pit that formed in my stomach

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juntogawa

1 month ago

It's incredible how much easier it is to find the common problems in the world, than it is to come up with the solutions. Then, putting in the action is even harder. And getting others to do it, is almost impossible.

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juntogawa

1 month ago

When reading a book, absorb the information in it like it's 100% true. After you've finished the book, start criticizing it.

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lizziesmithson updated their site.

1 month ago

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lizziesmithson 1 month ago

New game! If I say it's an April Fool's prank, will you accept that I just released an extremely low effort piece of trash? :3

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ellastales updated their site.

1 month ago

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didntask updated their site.

1 month ago

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didntask 1 month ago

!! EVS released the new sketchbook, Our Struggle! His old one from many years ago before I followed him, My Struggle, is like impossible to find now. Only 200 of Our Struggle. Glad I was able to grab one.

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wizardperspective 1 month ago

I only did it in advance because I have no idea what my plans are tomorrow since I'm gonna see family again. I kind of did it in the last minute. I think the Brazilian and North Korean one were my favorites.

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didntask 1 month ago

Accidentally deleted my first comment like an idiot 😪: "Wizard does the best April Fool's updates"

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didntask 1 month ago

*i need to remember to do an individual page for ytuber atozy claiming Columbus "brought smallpox blankets", that really ticked me off

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didntask 1 month ago

+rodent mayor of Providence tears down mural of murdered white girl :')

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thunderlina updated their site.

1 month ago

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1 month ago

Today I learned a lot about brachypelmide, who is very much alive! Phew

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blankbarrel 1 month ago

I'm sorry but sometimes you just know the kind of guy that makes a death newsletter and the best part is that you don't know you know that kind of guy until it happens. Brachy is great

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

I AM STILL DOING DAMAGE CONTROL PLEASE STAND BY

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pacrobat 1 month ago

now they need to add an addendum to the auto message "for realsies this time" I think is sufficient, for real glad they are okay

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didntask

1 month ago

🫩...

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didntask 1 month ago

Good morning 😪

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