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oopsiedoodle updated their site.

5 months ago

posts/2026/how-i-got-my-hamster-fluffy

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ratlands 5 months ago

Honestly I thought this was going to be a guide to increasing the fluffiness of a hamster. Clickbait indeed!!!

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manulzone 5 months ago

Genuinely will be thinking about this hamster essay. Something about the conscientious listing of facts up to and INCLUDING the end just hits. Thinking about shame around "failure to love", which becomes so visible in its ABSENCE here. The child's mind..

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tabf5 5 months ago

"They threw them in the lake afterwards" is when I knew this essay should've won a Newbery Award

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p7uen 5 months ago

If we all had the pragmatism and emotional regulation of your 8 year old self, therapy would be a thing of the past!

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emilynhoward 5 months ago

I got halfway into this thing before I realized that the hamster is named Fluffy and you're not giving out tips about how to make your hamster fluffier.

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yogomagpie 5 months ago

lmao i too thought this was a guide on how to make a hamster fluffier

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yogomagpie 5 months ago

Update, I read it and I'm trying so hard not to laugh in the library... "THREW" is so wild I'm howling inside. Best blog post I've read in a really long time lmaooo

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myrtletribe 5 months ago

the matter of factness is hilarious, i can understand why teachers were probably cracking up at this

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oopsiedoodle 5 months ago

surely my extremely highbrow, once-in-a-generation hamster essay moved the teachers to tears of gratitude and awe, not laughter

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blight 4 months ago

peak fiction goat swag and raw

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oopsiedoodle

5 months ago

The CIA World Factbook just shut down while I was mid project. First I’m reading about Ethiopia, then I’m reading a shutdown statement. 🧐 But WHY?

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tabf5 5 months ago

I didn't even know the CIA even published such a thing, do they not want to write cool fun facts about all those files?

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oopsiedoodle 5 months ago

It was just stats about each country - demographics, size, holidays, etc. I use it all the time for work. Can’t help but think it was taken down for nefarious reasons. What, I don’t know. But I’m angsty now.

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divergentrays 5 months ago

Very strange! And nothing I can find online anywhere saying it was going to go away. Nefarious, indeed!

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divergentrays 5 months ago

Strange that it happened on the same day the longest-serving member of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence sent this letter to the CIA Director: https://www.wyden.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/wyden_letter_to_d-ciapdf.pdf

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oopsiedoodle 5 months ago

That IS strange

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dylanswildworld oopsiedoodle

5 months ago

Hi your site is so cute I love it

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oopsiedoodle 5 months ago

Thanks very much!

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dicjournal updated their site.

5 months ago

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oopsiedoodle updated their site.

5 months ago

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cozyghostly 5 months ago

woah, the history of that knitted hat is so intresting! so gald its getting some good use :-O

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the-selkies-cove 5 months ago

I am planning on making this hat as well in a make-along next week! Love the history and the project behind it

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crunchweb 5 months ago

I saw that Halloween one on eBay once and ALMOST got it, biggest regret that I didn't

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myrtletribe 5 months ago

I would commit crimes for that butterfly cardigan

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oopsiedoodle 5 months ago

browsing Michael Simon sweaters on eBay = my #1 way to pass time while bored at work. i love them all

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shnu-world 5 months ago

holy moly these sweaters are amazing.. the butterflies & halloween ones are my fav!

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oopsiedoodle updated their site.

5 months ago

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oopsiedoodle 5 months ago

this month's 100% accurate horoscopes from your trusted internet soothsayer

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myrtletribe 5 months ago

i love my inner beanie baby! i did short genetic research on garden dormouses last year so it feels very fitting

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oscarspage 5 months ago

mine is so true and real!

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oopsiedoodle 5 months ago

i am choosing to believe you!

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oopsiedoodle 5 months ago

oh, i mean, of course it is true and real. these are 100% accurate guaranteed.

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sadnightcrimes 5 months ago

true and real horoscope 100% accurate confirmed

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dicjournal updated their site.

5 months ago

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5 months ago

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5 months ago

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5 months ago

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dicjournal updated their site.

5 months ago

posts/2026-01-26-Readers-Digest-Vol-5

oopsiedoodle updated their site.

5 months ago

posts/2026/bideo-games

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garfriend 5 months ago

I like to put a fried sunny side up egg and chili flakes on my avocado toast :] LOTS of chili flakes too. We may have unknowingly passed each other during the march also! Hope you stayed warm that day and since!!!

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oopsiedoodle 5 months ago

I will try it! I had on four layers of pants on Friday. Haven't been that bundled up since kindergarten haha

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emilynhoward 5 months ago

I'm up for anything that involves weird old paper.

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tabf5 5 months ago

Perhaps I was British in another lifetime, but I did enjoy putting Heinz Beans on toast from the one time I tried it. Vegemite tastes like soy sauce though, so I don't really like my toast Aussie style. Also Downwell is legendary and so is everyone in Minneapolis right now

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zerock 5 months ago

french toast. that is all.

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rusty-bytes 5 months ago

proud of you guys in MN <3

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ratlands 5 months ago

Another beans on toast enjoyer over here

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oopsiedoodle 5 months ago

I mean I love beans and I love toast so I guess I have to try this unholy combination

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myrtletribe 5 months ago

Toast with butter and honey... not the healthiest, but that's not what I'm concerned about at that moment lol

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divergentrays 5 months ago

Quick, simple Switch game recommendation: Ding Dong XL. It will be the best 99 cents you've ever spent. https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/ding-dong-xl-switch/

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shnu-world 5 months ago

solidarity from nyc <3 it's nothing crazy but my favorite is swiss cheese and tomato with pepper on toast. it's comforting to me.

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sadnightcrimes 5 months ago

my fav toast is butter, strawberry jelly, and a sunny side up egg. i support your video game goals. i liked playing downwell but it was hard for me to keep looking at it. search online for "level devil", you might enjoy!!

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morningglory17 updated their site.

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